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lemmy.world

proper , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is going to send a letter to the CFO.
@proper@lemmy.world avatar

yeah the balance due is $0.00 … after a 100% down payment 😅

TheFriar ,

Right? “I want his car for free. So I gave them $60k and now I need some of that sweet voodoo magic to get it back”

SGforce ,

Also paid to have it registered and the extended warranty

rickyrigatoni ,

I didm’t even think to zoom in on the purchase order to see what was written lmao.

SkunkWorkz ,

The real wizurd is the salesman

umbrella , to memes in Which will you choose?
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

lemmy aint that private, and possibly easily scrapable

Melvin_Ferd ,

As all sites should be. I’m on the internet, mr world wide. When did we expect privacy. Don’t put nothing online you don’t want the world to know.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

I used to think like this, but it’s a bit more nuanced./ If you tell people they can’t have any expectation of privacy, it’s essentially telling people of persecuted minorities that they’re not welcome.

Perfect privacy is impossible, but it shouldn’t be trivial to violate someone’s privacy when their membership of such a community is relevant.

refalo ,

also a gdpr nightmare

AutomaticUpdates ,
@AutomaticUpdates@monero.town avatar

Caretio explain why?

Wildly_Utilize ,

I’m assuming he means because federation, even if you delete something its mirrored on other instances

AutomaticUpdates , (edited )
@AutomaticUpdates@monero.town avatar

Sure, but the deletion is also mirrored to the other instances no?

EDIT: I suppose it should be alright if you mention in your privacy policy that if you interact with other instances their privacy policies apply as well.

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

it should

can , (edited )

Under normal circumstances. But there could be federation issues, or someone could run a custom version that just ignores all deletion requests.

I’m unsure if that’s considered part of the diligence required in Europe.

Edit: does that even apply to public forums such as this? I have always treated it all as if it’s public forever.

Laborer3652 ,

Its not a guaranteed thing. As I understand it servers can simply choose to ignore the delete federation. I have never run a Lemmy server though, so take that with a tiny grain of salt.

JackbyDev ,

Yeah, but companies can also “choose” to ignore GDPR requests. I don’t think talking about instances not following the spec and deleting things when requested is relevant.

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
@loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It’s as private as you make it. It does not have integrated tracking and/or ad trafficking.

tea ,

Yeah, Lemmy doesn’t block you from accessing it via a VPN, for one.

Jimmycrackcrack ,

Couldn’t it? If an Instance owner so chose?

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
@loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Of course it COULD but someone has to modify the code. Boost for Lemmy also shows google ads…

Ghostbanjo1949 ,

Not a code change at all, just a filtering of the traffic from particular ip’s and forwarding it to a different page which is all that reddit is doing as well.

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
@loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

How can you implement Google AdSense banners like that???

Ghostbanjo1949 ,

I wasn’t talking about good AdSense in this case, just the page you are redirected to if you are coming from one of their marked VPN IP addresses. Unless this has changed since the last time I attempted to go to Reddit with a VPN on. But that’s the behavior I’ve witnessed.

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
@loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

This discussion was about Lemmy and that you could easily implement ads by changing the code, you say you don’t need a code change ? What’s your point?

ipkpjersi ,

Reddit isn’t privacy-safe either.

I’d put less bots/more legitimate users as a benefit of lemmy instead of privacy though.

JackbyDev ,

To be honest, privacy is not a major concern of mine and wasn’t a factor in my decision making at all. Things like messages not being e2e encrypted don’t really bother me that much.

umbrella , (edited )
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

not having e2ee bothers me on private 1on1 chat apps.

i don’t expect it on lemmy though.

Clinicallydepressedpoochie , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Why do we put up with this crap?

We are too reliant on air travel as it is. With the advent of the internet we should reduce air travel down to permitted leisure/visiting family and migration. Businesses should be able to video confernce most transactions. The situations where you absolutely need on site representation can be reduced drastically.

That is, if you took climate change seriously.

Xanis ,

HA. So look, I do agree. Problem is businesses don’t care, even if we do. If you figure out a way to stop management across way too many professions from holding hour long meetings to talk about some data point that has so significance to what is actually happening, and those “leaders” who call meetings early to get the team together, when the whole damn thing could be in an email…yeah man, when you solve that, I’ll work with you to solve the rest.

Clinicallydepressedpoochie ,

Ok, but like I’m not going to solve it. It’s not also going to be solved today. I’m just saying you want to gripe about your shitty airplane experience like we need to make it a luxury resort when really we need to stop pumping carbon into the atmosphere.

John_McMurray ,

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie ,

    Lol. “The environment can suck my big fat cock. I need to go to Jamaica, NOW!”

    Thanks for the laugh.

    John_McMurray ,

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie , (edited )

    I do have a selfish reason; and it’s not because I don’t vacation. It’s I travel for work and that shit is exhausting. Anyway, you’re acting like you care so go and give this a read and leave me alone you dope.

    bbc.com/…/20200218-climate-change-how-to-cut-your…

    John_McMurray ,

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie ,

    Using the r word in 2024. Someone I really want to interact with.

    John_McMurray ,

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  • piccolo ,

    Sir… i think thats your brain youre looking at.

    John_McMurray ,

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  • piccolo ,

    If you had a brain, youd had a better comeback than lame vulgar insults.

    Allonzee ,

    Wait till accelerating climate change makes leisure flights a thing of the past in the next decade or so, along with tame weather and dependable agriculture.

    Our species is done, thanks to mindsets like yours.

    arstechnica.com/…/the-climate-is-changing-so-fast…

    John_McMurray ,

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  • Zink ,

    a thing of the past for poor people, anyway.

    Allonzee ,

    We were too conservative in our estimates and other accelerating factors, like loss of the reflectivity of our arctic regions, have entered the game.

    This stuff doesn’t go away on any human perceived timeframe even if we stopped entirely. Our beloved capitalists will be able protect themselves for a couple more decades beyond us peasants, but their luxury bunkers with ironically self-sustaining agricultural sections will effectively become the tombs of the families most responsible.

    We were just smart enough to make technologies that helped us today and doomed us tomorrow, and still too bone dead stupid not to stop/drastically reduce using them upon discovering the consequences of their use.

    🔥🤷🔥

    yemmly ,

    Rowboats my friend. Rowboats.

    Cowbee ,
    @Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

    Plus, high-speed rail is better for the environment.

    suction ,

    Not having to do unnecessary travel at all beats every transportation mode…

    Cowbee ,
    @Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

    Yes, and necessary travel doesn’t need to be via car or plane.

    aidan ,

    Businesses should be able to video confernce most transactions.

    Almost everyone who travels a lot for work wants this too.

    Etterra , to greentext in Anon feels regret

    Anon needs anger management therapy, ignores warning signs.

    ScruffyDucky , to lemmyshitpost in "Look, honey! Grandma got you one of your little comic book toys! What do you say?"

    You say thank you grandma because she did her best

    You_are_dust , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit has tried everything.

    If you’re trying to not exist in the eyes of the government, why use the systems that are in place by the government? Shouldn’t this person be hiding in a cargo hold to travel outside of the country? If you’re evading the government, you gotta go all in.

    blinks6517 ,

    This guy gets it.

    Swedneck ,
    @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    sovcits are caught in the trap of magical thinking, if they just perform the correct rituals and cite the correct incantations they will somehow be able to make happen whatever is convenient to them.

    rustyfish , to aboringdystopia in This is where gift cards are at
    @rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

    We have a contender for “worst way to break up”.

    arandomthought ,

    “Look, I still like you and wish you the best, so I want to help you maximize your chances to move on. This really helps both of us.”
    Yeah, I can see it.

    rustyfish ,
    @rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

    Depends on how you paint it I guess.

    wreckedcarzz ,
    @wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

    Ugh, I have to paint too? Worst breakup ever.

    son_named_bort ,

    Dear baby, welcome to dumpsville. Population:you

    rustyfish ,
    @rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

    Aaaaand we have a winner!

    solsangraal , to insanepeoplefacebook in Finally one of the sovcits is noticed by CPS.

    denying vaccines is dumb enough, but why the fuck would anyone opt to require consent for blood testing?

    69420 ,

    So nobody knows the mother is smoking meth.

    BobGnarley ,

    While this is true to a point it is very fucked up that for job interviews and things like that they have to extract fluids from you and test them.

    That SHOULD be against our 4th amendment rights in the USA.

    For childbirth it’s a bit different, because a child is involved. But I can’t blame them for wanting consent for something that really shouldn’t even be legal to do at all.

    cordlesslamp ,

    The government now have your baby’s DNA for cloning.

    /s

    pennomi ,

    There are certain religions with stigma around blood. Not saying it’s a good reason but it’s not uncommon.

    solsangraal ,

    LOL true, i keep forgetting how fucking stupid religion is

    BobGnarley ,

    Just talk to anyone who really believes in it and it will get your remembering again.

    andrewta ,

    Everything should require consent. I’ve had too many medical “professionals” fuck things up.

    BobGnarley ,

    I agree with you on this. We are supposed to have rights.

    psmgx , to lemmyshitpost in Nihilist would give him one star

    Handjob afterwards

    Iheartcheese ,
    @Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

    I can give myself a handjob. You want that fifth star you better get to suckin.

    PhobosAnomaly ,

    something something Marilyn Manson something something bottom two ribs

    TachyonTele ,

    Meh that’s an old fake story.

    The guy from Whitest Kids You Know on the other hand, he fell off a balcony after successfully giving himself a blowie.

    Grimy ,

    Worth it

    TachyonTele ,

    Dude was a sexual powerhouse. Rip

    Omniraptor ,

    yeah iirc his will asked to be identified as “local sexpot” in the obituary.

    dharmacurious ,

    Is that actually real? Googled it and I found the accident, but nothing about autofellatio

    SkyezOpen ,

    He did fall from a balcony. His fellow wkuk cast members said he died sucking his own dick as their way of honoring him with humor.

    youtu.be/glDqt6K7_D8

    TachyonTele ,

    Lol I forgot about drowning in his own cum.

    I give those guys so much respect for going through with honoring him like that. Not many people would actually do that after a close friend dies.

    dudinax ,

    Pythons showing respect for Graham Chapman’s ashes.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox9bcx_LZMs

    PhobosAnomaly ,

    yeah it’s probably bollocks but people of a…certain vintage can’t think of stories of sucking oneself off without making the link to big Brian himself.

    Slovene ,

    Yes. Here’s a lovely song explaining it: m.youtube.com/watch?v=6HQgKGOFHFE

    helpImTrappedOnline , (edited ) to memes in traumatized

    Apologies for the rant

    We really need a thrid tag. (And NSFL to be a supported tag/filter feature like nsfw)

    It should have been;

    • NSFW = anything you wouldn’t wan’t your boss/coworker/stranger in public to see.
    • NSFM = not safe for minors; in other words, porn.
    • NSFL = gore, death, etc.

    Theres no way anyone will agree to change nsfw now, so we’ll have to go for something else. I propose;

    • NSFP = not safe for public. This is for things like “sexy pics”, dark, potty, or sex humor (pretty much all of C&H), and that “ball vasectamy switch” post from eailer. It’s a funny post, but personally I don’t want a detailed 3D rendering of balls showing up while scrolling in public.

    Edits to include link to the ball post I referenced, and an example community that I belive would fall under my NSFP tag (Cyanide abd Happiness). lemm.ee/c/cyanideandhappinessPlus general spelling and grammar fixes as I find them.

    criitz ,

    Im good with NSF work and minors being the same, since they basically have the same limitations, but I agree with adding NSFL

    helpImTrappedOnline ,

    I’d prefer it that way as well (less to try and catagoize and no is it W or P gray zone to figure out), but I think nsfw has become so ubiquitous with porn that not many use it for other stuff. You either have to restablish the nsfw rules (and moderate) or create a new tag to fill in the gap.

    brbposting ,

    I don’t want a detailed 3D rendering of balls showing up while scrolling in public

    Speak for yourself

    helpImTrappedOnline ,

    I don’t want a detailed 3D rendering of balls showing up while scrolling in public

    Speak for yourself

    I am?

    brbposting ,

    Sounded like the Royal I

    helpImTrappedOnline ,

    Seems your text to speach app is shite if that’s how it sounded to you :p

    I’m just trollin’, anyway I added a word so theres no more confusion.

    brbposting ,

    https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/6aab938a-f9f2-4c58-a480-4b67674132d3.jpeg

    Might’ve misspelled perineally

    Sorry for an apparently lame riff on the classic “speak for yourself!” joke :)


    I think I’m pretty satisfied with NSFW & NSFL. Might be neat if different platforms had their own NSFW settings so you could kinda rank your posts on some sort of offensiveness scale? Perhaps NSFP would be more intuitive though.

    helpImTrappedOnline , (edited )

    Seems so, but I don’t think your spelling is any better :D

    voracitude , to asklemmy in What is the right way to have your toilet paper?
    Catsrules ,

    What did they do before 1891?

    LittleBorat2 ,

    Wipe their ass with newspaper?

    rmuk ,

    And before newspaper?

    richard3030 ,

    Town criers?

    Today ,

    This is why i like it here!! The other place doesn’t get quality comments like this!!

    VelvetStorm ,

    Your hands or water or a sponge that is then cleaned in water. It’s actually really interesting, and I encourage you and everyone else to read up on it.

    don ,

    or water

    Also known as a bidet, or washlet. It’s the only way to fly.

    VelvetStorm ,

    I have a cheap bidet and I can confirm it is the way to go. I wish I could afford one of the good ones that warms the water and shoots out hot/cool air to dry you afterwards, but the cheap one is still leagues above tp or wipes.

    neidu2 ,

    Let’s just say that swans didn’t enjoy the human use for their necks.

    krdo ,

    Three seashells?

    Silentiea ,
    @Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Poop knife.

    MudSkipperKisser ,

    Did you know there is poop knife merch?? I now have a poop knife shirt from Amazon

    don ,

    lmao they don’t know how to use the three seashells

    toynbee ,

    In the days of old when knights were bold and toilet paper wasn’t invented, they’d wipe their ass with a piece of grass and walk away contented.

    cosmicrookie ,
    @cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

    They had it roll the other way

    mkwt ,

    Discarded corn cobs and pages from the Sears Roebuck catalog. At least in midwestern USA.

    Mirodir , to programmer_humor in Sysadmin comes out of the goon cave. And he is not happy in the slightest.
    ShitOnABrick OP ,
    @ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

    Ty

    Excrubulent ,
    @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

    Just fyi, Randall who makes xkcd has a very permissive approach and offers hotlinks on the site for easy embedding. I think he prefers that you hotlink rather than reupload.

    ShitOnABrick OP ,
    @ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

    Alright keep this in mind in future mate. I found this on quora and didn’t know who the author was.

    Excrubulent ,
    @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

    Yup, no worries, i just appreciate the way he does things and wanted to share the info :)

    Shardikprime , to lemmyshitpost in Justice for Sid

    Bro grew up to be a useful member of society in the recycling and garbage recollection department

    disguy_ovahea , (edited )

    I enjoyed that part of the story. I like to imagine he picks items out of the trash that could be reused in his projects.

    Shardikprime ,

    He even enjoys his work, it’s one of the most thankless ones. we see he enjoys music while working.

    Since he learned that inanimate objects are alive. What job would he go for? Bro isn’t fucked up and working a crappy job. He is trying to save the toys he finds

    BobbyNevada , to lemmyshitpost in Shitpost
    bec ,
    @bec@lemmy.ml avatar

    And they said AI was useless

    feedum_sneedson ,

    turdcutter

    edinbruh , to lemmyshitpost in Bussy?

    Straightest Griffith interaction.

    Also, fuck Griffith

    PhlubbaDubba ,

    A sentiment shared both by Griffith haters and Griffith stans

    Magnetar ,

    Griffith is the best best quantum mechanics book I’ve ever read, what are you on about.

    Davidchan ,

    Thats the problem. All the twinks and goth girls want to fuck Griffith.

    A_Very_Big_Fan ,

    Greatest villain, also transition goals

    SkyezOpen ,

    You want wings?

    Lost_My_Mind ,

    I could go for some chicken wings.

    blanketswithsmallpox ,

    /r/fuckgriffith

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