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erusuoyera , to lemmyshitpost in Oof ouch owie

As if she’s in heaven.

KillerTofu ,

As if Heaven was a place.

ThePyroPython ,

Heaven is a half-pipe.

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

If I die before I wake…

ThePyroPython ,

At least in heaven I can skate.

linkinkampf19 ,
@linkinkampf19@lemmy.world avatar

'Cause right now on earth I can’t do jack

ThePyroPython ,

Without the man upon my back.

vaxhax ,

the most messed up thing is I read that line and instead of thinking of the oldschool kids’ prayer i start hearing Metallica playing in my head.

Anyolduser ,

I was told that ooh heaven is a place on Earth.

Wogi ,

Do you know what that’s worth??

MelodiousFunk ,

They say, in heaven, “butt plug Smurf.”

Lots of people are saying it. Good people, smart people.

Wogi ,

Instructions unclear. Now have many Smurfs in butt, wat do

MelodiousFunk ,

Better call Bitch Pudding.

swab148 ,
@swab148@lemm.ee avatar

Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.

erusuoyera ,

That was also implied.

DogPeePoo ,

She will always have her posthumous Darwin award though

TrickDacy ,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

posthumous Darwin award

Is there another kind?

Maultasche ,

Yes, but it’s almost exclusively awarded to men.

TrickDacy ,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

I thought a Darwin award meant specifically that the recipient died. So I’m not getting this, if it’s a joke or otherwise.

Maultasche ,

I think you can get it if you remove yourself from the gene pool. I think there were awards for men who accidentally castrated themselves before having children.

MotoAsh ,

Yep. All people need to do is remove themselves from the gene pool. Often that involves removing themselves from the count of the living, but some just sterilize themselves in some stupid way.

DogPeePoo , (edited )

Darwin Awards

An “award” given to people who contribute the most to the evolution of humanity by removing their genes from the gene pool. Sometimes given to people who simply sterilize themselves, but most of the recipients have ended up dead because of their actions.

Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes do not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.

While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.

erusuoyera ,

Since the award is for removing your ability to spread your genes, any self-inflicted stupid act that resulted in, eg castration, should be considered eligible.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

She died in battle, so discount Valhalla?

aeronmelon ,

The Medium Place.

SkunkWorkz ,

I don’t think you get into Valhalla with a folding knife. She’s probably in the Dick’s Sporting Goods in the sky.

EleventhHour , to lemmyshitpost in Oof ouch owie
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar
Flax_vert ,

She was likely a victim of the maga extremism indoctrination and social media, this is a bit distasteful

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

suuure. she was the victim… the traitor killed while trying smash into the Capitol Building and overthrow the government…

/S

themoonisacheese ,
@themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works avatar

To be a victim of maga extremism, you must already be bigoted enough to think that it is a reasonable opinion to have to want black and LGBT people to die. She deserved what she got.

Flax_vert ,

Wasn’t it more conspiracies about democracy being compromised?

big_slap ,

idk how else to downplay supporting trump at this point.

public shaming is the last line of defense we have against these types of people since polite conversation clearly doesn’t work once you put the red hat on. what alternatives do you suggest? 🙂

cacheson ,

public shaming is the last line of defense we have against these types of people

Wait, really? I know liberals tend to like weird pseudo-pacifism, but have y'all really committed so hard to it that you think "public shaming" is our last line of defense?

Get armed, and get trained. You may end up needing it. We may end up needing it.

finestnothing ,

You’re so right, she obviously doesn’t deserve to be derided, we should show her love and support because she died, it wasn’t her fault she was indoctrinated like this.

For good measure, let’s posthumously pardon the Nazis that murdered hundreds or thousands of people and were later killed when their camps were taken. They were just victims of the Nazi extremism indoctrination and media, it’s a bit distasteful that people still slander them /s

Flax_vert ,

Difference is she didn’t kill anybody that we know of

Rakonat ,

“Just following orders” is not an excuse no matter how it’s veiled.

She took part in a violent insurrection with the ultimate goal of overturning an election and destroying democracy.

She had every opportunity to no being a cesspool of bigotry, racism and fascist supporter. Instead she chose at every option to continue her path.

Sterile_Technique ,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

Every Nazi is a victim of extremism indoctrination. They don’t get a pass for that. She was a domestic enemy to the United States and died attacking our country. She deserves zero respect.

The world became a slightly better place when she died.

todd_bonzalez ,
@todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee avatar

Fascists aren’t victims of the ideology they adopted, other people are. Good riddance to every dead fascist.

Zwiebel , to lemmyshitpost in Idioms

For some reason torn chunks taste better to me

Thorry84 , to lemmyshitpost in Oof ouch owie

People call 911 because they are having a medical issue, cops show up and shoot them and their dog, plus the neighbors dog for good measure. Shitheads actually attempt a coup, try to hang congress people, invade government offices, somehow only one of them gets shot. It makes 0 sense.

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH ,

Makes a lot of sense if you understand that the police exist to support white supremacy and maga is a white supremacist organization.

mojofrododojo ,

YUP. The vast majority of our law enforcement system derives from slave patrols.

Flax_vert ,

The coup failed though so they clearly did something right with minimal loss of life

phdepressed ,

But hasn’t been prosecuted nearly severely enough. Max sentence I’ve seen is 4y with most of these traitors getting off with months instead.

It was an attempted coup. Sure it failed but the first Nazi coup also failed and they were let off easy then tried again successfully.

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

the first Nazi coup also failed

You’re talking about the Beer Hall Putsch, right?

hate2bme ,

One dude got 22 years I know for a fact.

mojofrododojo ,

imagine the bloodbath that would have occurred if the crowds had been black / latino etc. or fuck, even college kids…

somehow only one of them got shot… SOMEHOW.

you know that’s a funny word when you look at it - some… how?

like some, a quantity… how, a state or condition… doing a heavy lift that.

it just doesn’t seem to encompass the obvious and outright institutionalized racism displayed that day. angry white people smeared shit inside the capitol and only a single one was shot, and that was it.

oh 4 years later we’re finally getting around to sentencing some of the shit-smear crowd. they should have been rounded up that evening and lived the rest of their lives breaking rocks in leavenworth federal pen on whatever hard labor the government could devise.

Neon ,

Or you know

Could it be that the most prestigious police job, where only the best of the best are taken, protecting the most important people in the country, working for the government who has enough money to spend on their training, actually has well-trained and well-controlled policemen?

Could it be that an institution that is notorious for how incredibly federalized (federalized = decentralized != with the federal government) it is doesn’t have the same quality everywhere?

mojofrododojo ,

they literally barricaded and fell back as far as they could.

watch the footage, so many times, cops put their hands on their sidearms, then fall back.

compare that to footage of occupy, of the atlanta cop city protests, any violent reactions on campuses etc., - is there a qualitative difference in them? maybe? but not enough to explain the disparity in violent, over-reaction.

Linktank , to foodporn in In-N-Out burger and fries

Tried it recently, garbage tier food. Doesn’t belong in this sub.

feedum_sneedson , to foodporn in In-N-Out burger and fries

Not really feeling it to be honest.

webghost0101 , to memes in Dictators gonna dictate

Can i have some sauce?

What crime we’re they charged with.

rustyfish ,
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

npr.org/…/iran-sentenced-12-years-tweet-supreme-l…

Officially? A bunch of bullshit. Actually? Guy got more likes.

Mvlad88 ,

was sentenced to five years for alleged pro-Israel propaganda activity, four years for insulting Islamic sanctities, two years for spreading lies online and an additional year for anti-regime propaganda>

I knew my grammar teacher was sus when she was telling us all those rules.

primarybelief , to foodporn in In-N-Out burger and fries

These burgers are shit.

SomethingSomething ,

The fries don’t look very appetizing either…

TopRamenBinLaden ,

The fries are the worst. They put no seasoning on them and they are never crispy. I don’t get how the place is so popular. I want to like them, because they have great prices, and give fairer wages to employees than almost all other fast food places, but it’s just not very good.

They seem to be doing fine without me, though. I work across the parking lot from one, and it is packed for every single hour they are open.

Classy ,

As a midwesterner who visited California once: fuck your InO, I’m keeping my Culver’s!

TopRamenBinLaden ,

Culvers opened up some restaurants near me in the past few years, and it is so much better than In N Out. I’m glad y’all Midwesterners gassed them up enough for them to expand out this way.

MehBlah , to foodporn in In-N-Out burger and fries

Overpriced and underwhelming.

buttfarts , to lemmyshitpost in Oof ouch owie

The thing about Ashlu Babbitt is that nothing of value was lost

bizarroland ,

I think you're overlooking the potential.

I don't give up on anybody because they all have the potential to have their Ebenezer Scrooge moment and change until they no longer have any moments.

The potential for Ashlii Babbitt to become a good and upstanding contributing member of society was lost because of her blind following of the orange turd.

That is her fault. It's still a sad thing.

I feel bad for her but I feel worse for the person who felt like they had no other choice but to shoot that woman, and I am glad that it only took one bullet to stop the insurrection.

brbposting ,
todd_bonzalez ,
@todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee avatar

This guy famously just provides reputation rehab for KKK members.

He doesn’t talk Klansmen out of their hateful ways. He absolves them on behalf of Black people so they can pretend to be reformed and get jobs again. He’s doing them a service, and they frequently pay him for it.

It’s like the real life version of the “With Apologies to Jesse Jackson” episode of South Park, where Randy says the N-word on TV, and expects the world to forgive him after he literally kisses Jesse Jackson’s ass as an apology. (Spoiler: this doesn’t work)

I’m not a fan of letting fascists take off their uniforms and return to normal life like they didn’t do anything. I’m more of an Inglorious Basterds kinda guy…

Tilgare , to memes in I hate the rich

My wife got her first pay check last week at her new job in a US school district. I was certain something was wrong when it came in, but the pay stub did nothing to show the breakdown of hours, rate, etc. She finally got a response today - and I’ve learned that school breaks are NOT PTO. She gets zero PTO she can take during the school year, and while frustrating not to be able to choose when you take your time off, I assumed that was just because she gets the summer off. But apparently she gets no PTO AND takes 71 days out of the year off without pay, effectively. So they do you the favor of paying you over 12 months, but you still only get paid for hours worked. The rate of pay seemed like it would be a pay raise on the surface, but I never anticipated needing to dock it by 20%.

Zero PTO. Just the perks of American life.

workerONE , to lemmyshitpost in Oof ouch owie

Trump admitted he lost the election?

HuntressHimbo , (edited )

I was confused about this as well, but apparently in the past couple days he has said he lost a few times. Thanks to @jeffw for posting this article:

lemmy.world/post/19412309

kn0wmad1c ,
@kn0wmad1c@programming.dev avatar

This is most likely to try to deflect from him saying that he had every right to interfere with the election since he’s currently facing a criminal trial for interfering with the election.

todd_bonzalez ,
@todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee avatar

That was actually the most recent interview. He said that after admitting to election interference.

some_guy , to cat in Dignified and polite

You just know he talks shit about you when you walk out of the room.

RebekahWSD OP ,
@RebekahWSD@lemmy.world avatar

Considering she hates everyone who is not my mother, she talks so much about us! So so much!

MentalEdge , to cat in Dignified and polite
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

Oh, I adore the colours, so pretty.

RebekahWSD OP ,
@RebekahWSD@lemmy.world avatar

So fancy! When light hits the brown fur just right, she almost glows!

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

It’s a very nice looking pussy.

MehBlah , to lemmyshitpost in Oof ouch owie

If there is up or down then I’m sure she isn’t looking down.

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