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FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit told them to let her go. Comments of crazy included.
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Once again, a clear “I don’t get paid enough to deal with this shit” situation.

Rhaedas ,

It's the police version of the manager at the service desk telling the cashier to just give them the money back so they'll leave.

Blackout , to pics in [OC] Morro Dois Irmãos, Fernando de Noronha, Brazil
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Everywhere I look reminds me of her

AsherahTheEnd , to cat in Acceptance

Ugh I can’t love cats more

Ilovethebomb , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to sue the police.

It would be even funnier if they weren’t at fault, but still ended up getting their vehicle towed.

I don’t think they’re getting that car back.

AFKBRBChocolate , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to sue the police.

The store didn’t accept my monopoly money so I want to personally sue the cashier.

some_guy , to cat in Chair cat

The reclusive chair cat can be found on all continents if you know where to look.

magnetosphere , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to sue the police.
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If someone steals your “vessel”, contact Starfleet immediately. If it has a cloaking device, though, you’re probably fucked.

verity_kindle ,
@verity_kindle@lemmy.world avatar

Cops with their boat trailers, all ready to claim salvage on the USS Oldsrusty, it ain’t right, I tell ya.

Lydia_K ,
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get a good lawyer

gencha , to lemmyshitpost in Strong Bad Emails

"JD Vance is what would happen if Boss Baby grew a beard,” quipped one person in 2021.

“Just shave JD Vance’s beard and he’ll lose all support,” commented a self-described center-right Republican account in April. “He literally looks like a reddit user.”

dailydot.com/…/jd-vance-beard-vice-president-dona…

Didn’t even know this was an actual hot topic…

str82L , to noncredibledefense in Flying low over Parthia
@str82L@lemmy.world avatar

I hate snakes

CarbonIceDragon , to noncredibledefense in Flying low over Parthia
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

The arrows are intimidating, but their true power was their magical ability to transform things. For example, in this case they have transformed a high-wing airplane into a low-wing one.

bradorsomething , to noncredibledefense in Flying low over Parthia

Then we will fly in the shade.

NegativeLookBehind , to insanepeoplefacebook in A sovcit FAFO.
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve had this plate for over a year

Like it’s some sort of checkmate

NegativeLookBehind , to lemmyshitpost in Delicious
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE THE HAM CUBE

RangerJosie ,

Sav-a-lot used to have this gigantic like 8lb chub of ham. It was cheap enough for us poor folks to get. That stuff was so good. Just a gigantic log of chopped ham pressed into a brick.

Somehow they must’ve lost money. Cuz they’re only sold at a few chains out in the Midwest nowadays and they’re way smaller than they used to be.

metaStatic , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to sue the police.

Who the fuck insured this idiot? oh right, fucking no one.

There are ways to do this shit properly but you never hear about it because it's not as funny.

homesweethomeMrL , to cat in Dignified and polite

I see some tabby but also some tortitude!

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