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fibojoly , to greentext in Anon takes the ball-pill

So that’s what that vinegar smell in the next office must be!

flicker , to mildlyinfuriating in Applied for a job and was asked to do a live interview. But all I get is this.

I just got a job at a place that does batch interviews. You go through the process, then they tell you they want to do an interview. You get a text or email with slots available and you and every other applicant fights for one of 50 interview slots available.

It’s a competitive job so you have to click the link within 5 minutes or you don’t get a slot.

I missed the first one (slots were all full) but I got the second round. Came in with all the other applicants, did the interview, got hired.

It’s certainly degrading and dehumanizing to go through this process, but for companies who have tons of applicants, they can get away with it.

Sanctus , to greentext in Anons Super Power
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

That SRT looks like the Chrome Hounds anime that never was.

balderdash9 , to greentext in Anons Super Power
50MYT ,

Every time I see this I laugh at the background discussion that would have gone into this one joke

Are they allowed to do it? Should they? Is it worth it? How much censorship was required? How close to being cut was it?

Haha

Iloveyurianime , to greentext in Anons Super Power

Greentext reminds me of a video of a ghost doing weird stuff to people

Zeppo , to greentext in Anons Super Power
@Zeppo@sh.itjust.works avatar

Mind control would obviously be the most useful.

imPastaSyndrome ,

granted. you can control your own mind.

Wait no I don’t know how but somehow that’s got to be technically just as powerful as controlling someone else’s

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

True free will at last.

EldritchFeminity ,

Got anxiety? No you don’t. Need to study for a test? Your new photographic memory says otherwise. Wish you could play a game again for the first time? Can’t wait to play that new game I just heard about, it’s gotten all kinds of praise!

Zeppo ,
@Zeppo@sh.itjust.works avatar

if you get to just control one person’s mind, I guess. I’m good enough at my own. I was interpreting it as controlling anyone’s mind, as in a bunch of people at a time. You could just tell them you’re invisible, for one.

MossyFeathers , to greentext in Anon's gastric emergency

Anon might need to see a doctor. I don’t think it’s normal to become incontinent the moment you turn 30. Also, I’ve personally never had any issues with holding it in.

MrJameGumb OP ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

There were several very angry comments about eating more fiber lol

idiomaddict ,

Yeah, I would think about my diet/stress/caffeine level if I even had cramps before a shit, like what are you doing to your body if shitting is regularly a struggle at age 30 without a medical problem? Your life could be so much better if you took care of yourself/sought medical advice. I know not everyone can afford to see a doctor, but it’s cheaper to catch something like bowel cancer early.

mnemonicmonkeys ,

Yeah, fiber would be 0 help here, and possibly make it worse. Anon needs to see a doctor.

Personally I find it annoying and frustrating that people will automatically assume poop problems means the person needs more fiber no matter what. It’s not a magic cure-all, and pretending like it is is completely stupid

Zeppo ,
@Zeppo@sh.itjust.works avatar

I tried more fiber when I had undiagnosed celiac disease and yeah, it isn’t a fix.

sugar_in_your_tea ,

Nope. I’m over 30 and it’s like a light switch. 😜

Jk, no issues whatsoever with my sphincter.

ID411 ,

Like my old man used to say, look after your sphincter and your sphincter will look after you.

baggins ,

😉

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

I think this actually applies to all your relatives

Fontasia , to lemmyshitpost in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

Setting up Google Alert so I can find out when Jeremy’s CAM is announced and the company rebrands

fibojoly , to programmerhumor in Emails are hard

Emails are surprisingly hard to format, actually. If you want to use modern HTML, anyway.

cRazi_man , to greentext in Anons Super Power

Anon could achieve their goals with any one of those powers.

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

But invisibility is the least invasive to do it with, therefore anon is a good person

cRazi_man , to greentext in Anon's gastric emergency

Anon might have ulcerative colitis.

ryannathans ,

Or held their shit so much their nerves are fucked

FartsWithAnAccent , to greentext in Anon's gastric emergency
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Damn it Anon, go see a fucking doctor!

bjoern_tantau , to greentext in Anons Super Power
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Mind control. Let everyone think I’m invisible.

Sendpicsofsandwiches , to greentext in Anons Super Power
@Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works avatar

If you had mind control there’s no need to perv. You could just have them fuck you to smithereens any time you wanted…

lseif ,

thats not consentual tho.

Chee_Koala , to foodporn in On a smashburger kick lately

That looks sexy as heck, burger AND presentation overal! Let me return the favor and share a blast from my past, this 2017 set of beautiful burgers:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4495b6ee-8e6b-4643-a91e-6b1218da4f7f.jpeg

I love all my burgers with:

  • Bacon
  • Cheese
  • Lettuce
  • Raw Red Union
  • Mustard
  • Ketchup
  • Pickle slices

And sometimes i’ll take some mayo, or tomato, or a fried egg. Man I love burgers…! maybe tomorrow :-D !

Lifecoach5000 OP ,

Amazing! Those look delectable!

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