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pigup , to lemmyshitpost in B̸͈̱͐͛́͜ủ̴̥͎̤͗y̷̬̤̦̓ ̴̧͋̀̚ͅw̴̲̯̕͘͝a̷̻̲͘ṟ̶̹̳͆ ̷̥̍͗̓b̷͎͗ò̷͓͎̀n̵̻̟̔d̸͓̽͋̉ṣ̵̪́

I knew it!

lowleveldata , to lemmyshitpost in B̸͈̱͐͛́͜ủ̴̥͎̤͗y̷̬̤̦̓ ̴̧͋̀̚ͅw̴̲̯̕͘͝a̷̻̲͘ṟ̶̹̳͆ ̷̥̍͗̓b̷͎͗ò̷͓͎̀n̵̻̟̔d̸͓̽͋̉ṣ̵̪́

What if I let Jesus takes the wheel so the gods can have a nice night drive

Wirlocke , (edited ) to greentext in Anons Super Power

I would accept Mind Control in any scenario except if they realize they were mind controlled (damn D&D).

If it’s short range I’d finally get a decent job and would never have to worry about being attacked in public.

If it can be used over camera, become an influencer, “hey guys if all of you that are within your means could donate 1 dollar to my GoFundMe I’d greatly appreciate it”. Instant semi ethical riches.

If I could use it on the mirror, “Wirlocke you’re going to feel well rested and do x task”.

harrys_balzac ,

I definitely need more details. Like how long does the mind control last and will they remember what they did?

nawa ,

One other thing is that mind control must not be a universal thing, so it should only happen when you want it. Otherwise, first it would break social interactions, second it would quickly become boring.

april , to insanepeoplefacebook in Neanderthals didn't wear chain mail! Checkmate, evolutionists!

I would like to see the passage where the Bible supposedly mentions neanderthals

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s somewhere in the back.

Pacattack57 , to greentext in Anon's gastric emergency

Anon needs to stop using a butt plug

TwoBeeSan ,

Anons got a looser ass than lilijunex

GluWu ,

He actually just needs to go up a size

CptEnder ,

Like a flag in breeze

Zeppo ,
@Zeppo@sh.itjust.works avatar

Or just leave it in, easy fix.

some_guy , to insanepeoplefacebook in Neanderthals didn't wear chain mail! Checkmate, evolutionists!

These people are so fucking stupid.

raspberriesareyummy ,

“which disprove the idea that [… that image …] is anything but accurate” - they don’t even understand grammar & double negatives…

HonkTonkWoman , to pics in Creek in the Woods

That looks like the giant pumice stone in the bend of Malibu Creek in CA. Great shot.

Sweetpeaches69 OP ,

I just looked it up, and it certainly does! This rock is in Jemez National Recreation Area, New Mexico. Thank you!

Dorkyd68 , to lemmyshitpost in All junk
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MrEff , to greentext in Anon's gastric emergency

He needs a doctor, and fast. Best case scenario it is ulcerative collitis. Worst case he is getting an MRI of his brain and brainstem to find out it is a central tumor and will only be getting worse.

fibojoly ,

Doctor Google concurs : it’s cancer.

tom_was_taken ,

Well, it’s never lupus, so…

snugglesthefalse ,

Are we sure it’s not lupus though?

Tyfud ,

It’s likely UC. Symptoms fit.

MrEff ,

Yeah, colon/anal cancer will do this as well.

Zeppo ,
@Zeppo@sh.itjust.works avatar

Seems a bit dramatic. Could be as simple as lactose intolerance, or IBS, or something like Celiac disease.

some_guy , to insanepeoplefacebook in Do you see it too?

See, all these people who wonder how the ancient Egyptians built the pyramids don’t realize that they were hauling those stones in Cybertrucks!

Rolando , to lemmyshitpost in All I Know Is Rejection. When I Was A Kid, My Yo-Yo: It Never Came Back

"I tell ya, in my neighborhood, you play football, it’s really tough. After they sack the quarterback, they go after his family.” -Dangerfield

Trex202 ,

My wife likes to talk while she’s making love. Last night, she called me up from the Holiday Inn.

proper , to lemmyshitpost in All I Know Is Rejection. When I Was A Kid, My Yo-Yo: It Never Came Back
@proper@lemmy.world avatar

Lemme tell ya. My Doctor, he’s a real class-act. Gave a guy 6 weeks to live, the guy said he couldn’t pay, he gave him another 6 weeks! Hey alright.

zipzoopaboop , to foodporn in Miso Ramen with Fried Chicken

I love both those things but wouldn’t it just make the chicken soggy and cause bread floaties

BallShapedMan OP ,
@BallShapedMan@lemmy.world avatar

It did, they should have put it on the side. I still ate it.

zipzoopaboop ,

As would I

lone_faerie , to mildlyinfuriating in Applied for a job and was asked to do a live interview. But all I get is this.

I have a family member who works for AT&T. Run far far away and consider yourself lucky you couldn’t get an interview.

NegativeInf , to insanepeoplefacebook in Neanderthals didn't wear chain mail! Checkmate, evolutionists!

I can only find scholarly articles on this subject from like 1912 and prior and even then, only tangentially related to any of this bullshit? God I wish smoking had the effect of whatever the fuck is wrong with these people.

But then again, no I don’t.

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