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PeriodicallyPedantic , to programmerhumor in Sleep paralysis demon

It’s a markup language, not a programming language.

deathmetal27 OP ,

Woosh

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

So the answer is no, it’s not.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

I don’t think it is.

Care to explain what I’m missing?

deathmetal27 OP ,

Do I really have to explain the joke? The sleep paralysis demon is asking “Is HTML a programming language?” And the person is “sleep paralysed” to correct them or do anything about it really.

I don’t know what else I can explain besides that.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

So… The humor is just absurdity?

boatsnhos931 ,

Can I borrow a dollar

dumbass ,
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PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Nearly all the comments are taking a literal position on if it is or isn’t a programming language.

Idky I’m being singled out for not understanding the joke. It seems like nearly nobody does. And I still don’t.

NauticalNoodle ,

It’s not a logical programming language, but markup directs the formatting and general output of content to the screen. -Is that not a function of programming?

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Does that make Rich Text Format a programming language then? Does that make jpg a programming language?

I think that markup is the data that a program takes as input - but I also think it’s not black and white. How programmy a language is is a sliding scale.

NauticalNoodle ,

Those are interesting analogies. I guess I’d have to agree they are certainly a function of programming whereas I probably should have specified programming languages (directed by text) but then one could argue that the examples you mentioned are merely a language of buttons and other user input. —"Sliding scale " indeed.

rubikcuber , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit doesn't understand.
@rubikcuber@feddit.uk avatar

These people always seem to be one step away from realizing that it’s all baloney. Of course, they’ll never take that final step.

thorbot , to cat in Mocha is a very expressive cat

Master has given Dobby a sock!

Dobby is unsure how to feel about it.

RightHandOfIkaros , to greentext in Anon takes the ball-pill

This is absolutely ignorable “neck-beard who has never had sex and frequently attends Smash Brothers tournaments” advice.

Please, don’t do this. It doesn’t work like this.

superkret ,

No, it works! I’m surrounded by bitches every time I go out. They can’t stop sniffing by crotch and wagging their tails.

Fosheze ,

My dog absolutely loves rolling in old putrifying deer carcases so maybe your crotch just smells like that.

Varyk ,

I don’t think it’s supposed to be genuine advice, it’s a wind-up

lud ,

This is absolutely a fucking joke.

ThrowawayPermanente ,

Ok so first of all Smash Brothers is a great game

RightHandOfIkaros ,

Yes thats true. It is a fantastic game. But you know as well as I do that Smash Brothers tournaments have quite the reputation for smelly attendees. Like, even worse than anime conventions, and I like anime too.

TwoBeeSan ,

So much so that they have to be sectioned off from other convention goers. That also suck at bathing.

And tournament organizers having to specifically mention personal care is next level filth.

saltesc , to mildlyinfuriating in Applied for a job and was asked to do a live interview. But all I get is this.

Consider it a blessing and move on. It may not seem that way now, but it probably is.

Fredselfish OP ,
@Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

Already moved on. Withdrew my application and deleted my profile.

saltesc ,

Good stuff. Best of luck with the hunt. Hope you find something you like!

sugar_in_your_tea , to greentext in Anon gets confused

https://i.imgflip.com/1qjwzg.jpg

weremacaque , to lemmyshitpost in Shiny and chrome

This is such a horrible idea that I want to make it for Gaslands.

Substance_P , to foodporn in On a smashburger kick lately

Do I see a fried egg in there? - Reminds me of a burger I once got in Australia they call a burger with the lot. Burger bun, BBQ sauce/ Mayo/ ketchup, smashed patty, fried onion, cheese, bacon, pickled beetroot, grilled pinapple, fresh tomato, lettuce, fried egg, it’s a belly buster - Nice looking setup you have there.

Lifecoach5000 OP ,

Thank you much! No fried egg. Just mayo, green leaf lettuce, thin tomato slices, chopped sweet onion and bacon. I think I need to dial down on the green leaf a bit.

The burger you’re describing sounds like a masterpiece though!

Chee_Koala ,

Couple chefs in NL called their burgers ‘dutch’ with a fried egg on it, so now I do too! Not every burger needs one, but some :-) , yes please!

TrickDacy , to mildlyinfuriating in Applied for a job and was asked to do a live interview. But all I get is this.

I know someone recently hired with at&t and it does not sound like a good gig, so I’d consider it a blessing they showed their colors up front

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Can confirm. Did a contract with them. It’s 1000 old school business and engineers who are extremely resistant to change at all. Their agile process was 100% BS that was micromanagement waterfall pretending to be agile. No one should want to work there.

spongebue ,

I was thinking AT&T just provided whatever teleconference system they use

TrickDacy ,

I guess that’s possible

Edit: Actually no, unlikely. The url refers to “hire vue” which seems to be the provider of the interview service

the_crotch , to lemmyshitpost in This explains much.

It’s so easy to get free guys in Mario 3 that these were kind of pointless. The ones where you could win a hammer bros suit, on the other hand… Those were valuable.

bulwark , to foodporn in On a smashburger kick lately

I like to throw a little powdered ranch dressing and Montreal steak seasoning in my ground beef, what’s your go to?

Lifecoach5000 OP ,

Been keeping it pretty basic. Just a dash of salt and pepper and garlic powder on one side right after I SMASH

GBU_28 ,

Squirt of mustard onto the skillet before applying the meatball! It caramelizes into the meat only leaving a great depth of flavor, not a mustard forward finish

Lifecoach5000 OP ,

Ohhhh might have to give this a go

bulwark ,

That sounds pretty good, gonna have to try that

Vertelleus , to lemmyshitpost in I love SVU
@Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dum Dum.

abbiistabbii , to lemmyshitpost in Shiny and chrome
@abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Only if it blows flames from it’s eyes.

son_named_bort , to memes in Stay alert.

What does Warm-Hinder taste like?

Jax ,

I think that depends on whether you like Cool-Aid or not.

Imgonnatrythis , to memes in Stay alert.

Are we sure kool-aid isn’t the evil one? I’m sure he’s killed or gravely injured a few children busting through those walls. Think he’s footing repair bills for that damage? I’m guessing not.

jubilationtcornpone ,

Oh yeah!

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