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Jimbabwe , to programmerhumor in Sleep paralysis demon

Is fondant a cake?

BitchPeas , to lemmyshitpost in Allow me to rock your perceptions

I keep a little dirt under my pillow after digging 35 feet down.

TheUnicornOfPerfidy , to programmerhumor in Sleep paralysis demon

Why does a demon need a moustache?

muhyb ,

Makes him cooler?

pewpew ,
@pewpew@feddit.it avatar

Makes him evil

muhyb ,

So, if he shaves, would that makes him neutral? Good?

TheUnicornOfPerfidy ,

I mean that’s what it asks me 😆

HandwovenConsensus , to lemmyshitpost in Allow me to rock your perceptions

Forget Sandy Loam. I want to know more about this “silly clay.”

Cort ,

Oh it’s the perfect substrate for growing laughing grass.

daltotron , to lemmyshitpost in Oh jeez

america, home of the crybully industrial complex

taiyang , to noncredibledefense in GO, GO, GO! THE LEGATE WANTS SANDALS ON THE GROUND BY 0600!

Uh, real life image of a civilization run where I never upgraded my phalanx? Lol

istdaslol , to programmerhumor in Sleep paralysis demon

Yes. Markup-Languages are a subset of Programming-Languages. Turing completness doesn’t matter as things like magic the gathering and habbo hotel are Turing complete

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

So Habbo Hotel is a programming language.

ransomwarelettuce ,

I am markdown and latex programmer.

Idk it just feels wrong.

theherk ,

If you can write a moderately complex math equation in tex on the first try, you’re a programmer in my book.

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

idk css feels just as frustrating

mindbleach ,

‘This markup language isn’t even as capable as Habbo Hotel, but it counts anyway because I just called it a programming language.’

There is a literal hierarchy of syntaxes which are recognized by different categories of machine. Programs require a Turing machine. Anything lesser - in a subset like pushdown automata or finite-state machines - doesn’t need a proper computer. So it’s not a program.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

I feel like programming language produces programs, and makeup languages formatted documents.

I wouldn’t consider a formatted document to be a program, so I don’t consider a markup language to be a programming language.

Doesn’t make it less valuable, though

merc , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to know what to do next.

Sovereign Citizenship is such a white thing.

Black people already know that your rights are whatever the cop decides they are, and they’re probably not going to be deciding in your favour. They learn that if they don’t antagonize the cop, they might get close to the rights they should actually have.

These morons think that they can get away with antagonizing cops and demanding that the cops respect some secret set of rights that the cops have most likely never heard of.

I understand where this impulse comes from. If you’re not very smart, the things happening in court must seem like magic. Lawyers cite obscure precedents. There are rules about evidence. You can take the fifth and suddenly the lawyers have no power to make you talk. People with good lawyers get away with things when their crimes seem obvious. So, while you don’t understand any of this, there are people online who tell you the cheat codes you need to use in court. And, it’s not like it gets you out of real crimes, it just means that they have to give you the rights that you think you should have anyhow.

What’s interesting is that this must never work. Like, I can’t imagine a Sovereign Citizen ever getting away with anything using these “cheat codes”. But, somehow, that information doesn’t seem to be making it back to these groups. You’d think that after years of this with a 0% success rate, the movement would eventually start fading.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Actually there’s a whole subgroup of sovereign citizens who are black, usually associated with the Moorish Science Temple. Three of the Facebook groups I’m in are run by black people. Here is a good article: www.splcenter.org/…/moorish-sovereign-citizens.

brognak ,

Yeah, nah. I see a TON of black sovcits on YT. Stupid transcends all racial boundaries.

goober ,

It can seem to work though. My brother-in-law tells stories about seeing his friends get out of tickets with their hand written IDs. To me those stories sound like cops stopping a car full of drunken probably armed rednecks in the middle of nowhere - cops who just want to go home alive.

merc ,

Yeah, I’m sure there’s a lazy cop factor. But, if it actually makes it to a court, I think there’s a limit on how far it will go. I’m sure sometimes a judge will just give up because it’s not worth the hassle for something that’s a small dollar fine. But, other times the judge will probably get mad and throw the book at them for wasting his/her time.

uebquauntbez , to lemmyshitpost in Oh jeez

Same with Russia atm in Ukraine. Geopolitics as usual.

volodya_ilich ,

Whataboutism? Sure, fuck the illegal invasion, but why the need for whataboutism?

uebquauntbez , to insanepeoplefacebook in Do you see it too?

Now I see it too! The smiley next to this post has picked something out of his nose and asking himself whereto put it or just eat it.

Hugh_Jeggs , to lemmyshitpost in Brat summer is dead RIP

Can we have one single fuckin community free from the childish shitslinging of US politics FFS

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

I mean sure. But this is shit post. There aren’t many boundaries for shit posting.

Donebrach ,
@Donebrach@lemmy.world avatar

No.

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  • Hugh_Jeggs ,

    Are you genuinely comparing people’s families dying to a bunch of bickering infants?

    Fuckin hell mate

    OneWomanCreamTeam ,

    The Ukraine comparison was a little gross. But, the US is staring down the barrel of an out right, hitler-worshiping, fascist regime. Lives and rights have already been lost, and I for one don’t want to be here when they start putting people in camps.

    Definitely not the same as having Russia invade your country and murder your family, but don’t act like a lot of lives (in and outside of the US) aren’t hanging in the balance here.

    thorbot ,

    Go gatekeep a community that cares. This is shitpost. All shit is posted in the land of shitpost.

    FrostyCaveman , to insanepeoplefacebook in Do you see it too?

    This kind of apophenia is easily dispelled by looking at the objects in question more closely. Which is impossible to do with single images

    SirW00talot , to memes in check everything several times

    Wow this child became an image macro fast

    PieMePlenty , to lemmyshitpost in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

    Not sure why a for profit corporation would limit its market to a specific, politically oriented, demographic. Especially when that corporations product is body hair removal - a process very much detached from all political and most social discourse.

    Allero ,

    They probably decided that support among the “anti-woke” MAGA folks will outweigh the backlash of everyone else. Just trying to find a way to position on the market.

    Though history shows this kind of stuff normally fails, with target audience quickly forgetting the move and the rest not giving a damn.

    CoffeeJunkie , (edited )

    You need to understand the mindset, the culture, the reason it was even created. It’s not their most profitable line, but it’s not about that, anyway. It wasn’t created to make profit; it’s a real product born of a joke. Daily Wire said men & women are different, a handful of people complained to Harry’s Razors, Harry’s ended their business with Daily Wire.

    It was initially created solely so men didn’t have to buy from Harry’s. I would argue Gillette as well, but Harry’s for sure, that’s what they launched their product on & they bought IHateHarrys.com & has it redirect to Jeremy’s Razors.

    Allero ,

    I see, thanks for the context!

    Duke_Nukem_1990 ,

    Cause it’s probably a shit product and they have no USP other than “woke bad”.

    Agent641 ,

    I only sell my axis-themed WW2 memorabilia flags to white men with hereditary or other baldness. They need to be at least

    lifts arm with palm flat

    This tall.

    Ilovethebomb ,

    I just had a look at their website, it’s pretty clear the whole thing is a pisstake. All part of the show.

    EmptySlime ,

    Not a piss take. But yes part of the show. It’s entirely owned and operated by the chuds at the Daily Wire and their entire purpose is right wing culture war. It’s just classic conservative grifting

    Ilovethebomb ,

    I mean, it’s a real product, but it’s pretty clear selling razors isn’t the point.

    realitista ,

    They probably have another brand which appeals only to gender fluid save the whales hippies.

    Etterra ,

    You joke but they almost certainly do. Why sell something to one group when you can repackage it and sell it to two different groups? And the “women’s” version is usually marked up for no reason.

    realitista ,

    I was joking but not really. It’s what I would be doing if I were them.

    EmptySlime ,

    They don’t. If you look into them it’s entirely a company owned by the same guy that owns The Daily Wire. It’s literally only there to grift from their audience and further their culture war.

    protist ,

    Along these lines, there is no stupider entry in the American index than that of “Jeremy’s Razors,” a grooming company created by The Daily Wire, a conservative media platform founded in 2015 by Ben Shapiro (a political commentator you may have heard of) and Jeremy Boreing (a former film director you probably haven’t heard of, and the namesake for the venture).

    This is a fucking Ben Shapiro product lmao

    AFC1886VCC ,

    Conservatives when they realise that LGBTQ people and racial minorities also have money and spend money

    https://reddthat.com/pictrs/image/ebdcaa2b-e0e8-4e3c-8262-410d2fbd7d64.jpeg

    Angry_Autist ,

    That’s not fair to this dude, is face is a face of shock from wonder, not outrage.

    Honestly, we need more genuine emotion like this on the internet.

    But that said, yeah, regressives are the queens of pearl-clutching for no reason.

    EmptySlime ,

    Because they’re not in it for profit. It’s a project of the chuds at the Daily Wire. Any profit is a side effect of their true goal, right wing culture war. It exists to take money from their fans and use their “successful business” to prove that they’re correct. They’d still do it even if it wasn’t profitable just to push their preferred narrative.

    BallsandBayonets ,

    Dr Pepper 10! It’s not for women!

    Is a real product, with a real commercial, really saying that line. And it wasn’t even for political reasons, they just wanted men to drink their diet soda.

    ArchRecord ,

    It’s because they’ve conditioned their audience to believe a few key things:

    1. “Voting” with your wallet is what matters over all other forms of action.
    2. Giving money to “woke” companies harms you as an individual.
    3. Buying products is the best way to signal your value as a person.

    Let’s break that down.

    They want money to be more important than voting, because they understand that their political demographic does not win the popular vote in most cases, and their policies are inherently not popular with the majority. But when they can get money instead, then use that to influence votes and policy, well, that just might get them the policies they want without substantial votes from the public.

    They want people to fear giving money to “woke” corporations because it makes them seem like the only source of real truth, and objectivity. They’re the voices of reason in a world that’s all against you. Then, you’ll be willing to pay for their subscription streaming service, and their subscription streaming service for kids, and their merch, and their chocolate, and their razors, et cetera et cetera.

    They want you to associate buying products as the way to define yourself, because when you so strongly identify with their politics, you’ll spend as much money as you can signaling to those around you that you don’t support the “woke” agenda through your wallet, you only support those who truly embody your cause. Giving them money becomes a symbol of your values.

    And of course, they wouldn’t get any sales without this as a selling point. If they just start a razor brand, not affiliated with their political ventures, who’s gonna buy? Their razors are effectively the same price as Gilette’s, just without the likely higher standard of quality and availability in physical retail locations.

    But when they combine all three of those tactics I mentioned to make their target demographic believe they need these razors to display their values, stop a perceived evil agenda, and make their voice heard… well, then you’ve got a good revenue stream.

    jonne ,

    They’ll never get a huge chunk of the market, but the customers they will have will be loyal and can be leveraged to sell other stuff to. Wouldn’t surprise me if these razors are just repackaged stuff from another brand.

    FordBeeblebrox ,

    There is an entire coffee company dedicated to mUrica. It’s just fucking coffee but if you sell it right these idiots will buy literally anything that even pretends they be American and conservative

    ApatheticCactus ,

    It’s also funny because most of my heavy conservative coworkers all have beards, trucks, and country stuff because that’s the image.

    Now that I think about it, quite a few are bald and shave their heads, sooo… Maybe that’s an angle they could shoot for? Those could be some wild ads.

    EmperorHenry , to lemmyshitpost in Oh jeez
    @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    america drone-bombed a wedding, then a movie was made where that happened to muddy the waters

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