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MrJameGumb , to lemmyshitpost in Fishin' really clears the mind
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

This was a very wise purchase. Now whenever anyone asks him why as a 38 year old man he lives in his mother’s basement, he can just tap the hat.

SuddenDownpour , to lemmyshitpost in Before it's too late!

How would they react if they were told that they’re using the colors of the trans flag?

Diplomjodler3 , to lemmyshitpost in Somebody's got a case of the Mondays

That’s me every Monday. And Tuesday. And Wednesday…

Bahnd ,

Could never get the hang of thursdays either.

BreadOven , to lemmyshitpost in Fishin' really clears the mind
ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

I need:

Women Fear Me

I Don’t Fish

BreadOven ,

Nice. I kind of want the bucket hat.

thesporkeffect , to lemmyshitpost in Fishin' really clears the mind

Fish hat dump below this post :::

thesporkeffect ,
thesporkeffect ,
DragonTypeWyvern , to lemmyshitpost in LOCK EM UP

The ACAB leaving my body when Trump actually faces consequences

Console_Modder ,
@Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works avatar

They can be bastards and still do their job

alquicksilver ,
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

Also, some would want them to be their usual bastard selves to some convicted felons.

idiomaddict ,

If they did their jobs and only their jobs, way fewer people would call them bastards. They still would be, but much less so.

Duamerthrax ,

Is Trump’s spray tan enough for some cops to actually arrest him?

Sorse , to memes in Tankie.World
@Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Then why are you on lemmy.world if you don’t like it so much?

Linkerbaan OP ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

What’s the point of preaching to the choir on .ml?

Sorse ,
@Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

There are more than 2 lemmy instances

Lightfire228 ,

That’s the whole point if Federated servers

Linkerbaan OP ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

Yet most users are present on 2 of them.

This post is also to raise awareness that .world is not a free speech instance.

over_clox , to programmer_humor in CrowdStrike is a verb now

Kinda ironic that it’s called CrowdStrike, cuz it sure as hell struck a huge crowd of systems!

Well done CrowdStrike crew, maybe you guys will start testing your stuff before deploying to the public… 🤦‍♂️

isVeryLoud ,

Not at least until they fire their CEO

ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited ) to programmerhumor in Crowdstrike! Baby Crowdstrike!

GIF is really terrible as a video format. You can upload actual video with sound on Lemmy (most instances use a 20MB, 900-frame limit, also server-side ffmpeg often times out) or Pixelfed (15MB, unknown frame limit).

Yes, I know you didn’t bother to use an AI or commission an artist to sing the new lyrics but you could mux in an instrumental version (or heck, even just leave the original) for me and others who may remember the melody from the radio but don’t associate it with the music video.

isaaclyman OP ,

True as that may be, I know how to add subtitles to a GIF from YouTube in 10 minutes or less. I don’t know how to do that to a video.

ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited )

GIF from YouTube

YouTube doesn’t provide GIFs. It provides videos. Conversion to GIF is an unnecessary step. Use yt-dlp, Aegisub and ffmpeg for a FOSS way of downloading a video, trimming it and burning subtitles into it.

isaaclyman OP ,

Please don’t make me work hard for my memes

ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited )

It’s really not any harder than what you are currently doing. You’d just use a more reasonable video codec. But you do you, it’s not that bad.

thesmokingman ,

The correct way to get someone to move to FOSS is to show them how to do it, not tell them it exists. OP already said they can do the YouTube -> captioned gif in 10min so you need to provide a simple tutorial that identifies the tools to use, how to set them up, and how to create a workflow to achieve the goal of some format with captions in under 10min.

Notice how I explained what was wrong and how to do it? That’s what’s missing from most “you need to use FOSS” posts, including yours.

ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited )

I thought the average !programminghumor user is already FOSSpilled. Of course you don’t have to use the FOSS tools but they are convenient enough to be able to make this in 10 minutes.

Anyway, the relevant commands are


<span style="color:#323232;">yt-dlp -f </span><span style="color:#183691;">"bv*[height<=480]+ba"</span><span style="color:#323232;"> --no-mtime --convert-subs srt --write-sub https://www.youtube.com/watch</span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">?</span><span style="color:#323232;">v=9SOryJvTAGs
</span><span style="font-style:italic;color:#969896;"># aegisub needs srt; we don't need above 480p
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">aegisub </span><span style="color:#183691;">"The B-52's - Love Shack (Official Music Video) [9SOryJvTAGs].en.srt"
</span><span style="font-style:italic;color:#969896;"># now go rewrite appropriate lines in gui, apply style and save as "LoveShack.ass"
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">ffmpeg -i </span><span style="color:#183691;">"The B-52's - Love Shack (Official Music Video) [9SOryJvTAGs].mp4"</span><span style="color:#323232;"> -filter_complex </span><span style="color:#183691;">"[0:v]subtitles=LoveShack.ass[s];[s]crop=w=640[f]"</span><span style="color:#323232;"> -map </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">[</span><span style="color:#323232;">f</span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">]</span><span style="color:#323232;"> -map 0:a -ss 49 -t 21 -acodec aac -vcodec libx265 -crf 20 crowdstrike.mp4
</span><span style="font-style:italic;color:#969896;"># crf 20 for generously high quality because file size is small anyway
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="font-style:italic;color:#969896;"># or for Lemmy upload (no sound, WebM to prevent encoding...
</span><span style="font-style:italic;color:#969896;"># ...and subsequent ffmpeg timeout errors; my instance limits uploads to 10 MiB)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">ffmpeg -i </span><span style="color:#183691;">"The B-52's - Love Shack (Official Music Video) [9SOryJvTAGs].mp4"</span><span style="color:#323232;"> -filter_complex </span><span style="color:#183691;">"[0:v]subtitles=LoveShack.ass[s];[s]crop=w=ih/3*4[f]"</span><span style="color:#323232;"> -map </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">[</span><span style="color:#323232;">f</span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">]</span><span style="color:#323232;"> -ss 49.5 -t 21 -vcodec vp9 crowdstrike.webm
</span><span style="font-style:italic;color:#969896;"># note that Lemmy instances limit videos to 900 frames (usually 30 s) by default
</span>

https://pixelfed.de/storage/m/_v2/714119237539833881/3781ba7d4-1bb9dc/mdpKYV9r1rCo/3ID52l5idi5wA03eMVFTTTIjtXNSdAS0M9AZZk4G.mp4

I didn’t bother recreating your subtitle and cut timing but I did crop the video to 4:3. The frame rate is doubled and so is the apparent resolution, while the file size is 6x smaller; the Lemmy version is also about 6x smaller but I went for low-bitrate 720p:

https://feddit.org/pictrs/image/ba78ecc1-12ae-4df7-8246-6229679f9142.webm

CaptainSpaceman , to lemmyshitpost in Fishin' really clears the mind

Is this the squidbillies hat?

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Possibly. He wears a different one in every episode.

Norgur , to lemmyshitpost in LOCK EM UP
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

If Donald is immune, isn't Kamala immune if she orders the FBI to throw him in the brig if (please, don't fuck this up! VOTE!) she becomes president?

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Wouldn’t she already have those powers now as vice president?

Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

We'd have to ask the Supreme Court if that's the case and the way those "super neutral judges" act... maybe we wait until after the election for that one.

nightwatch_admin ,

Why not let the current president do it? He is still in office.

folekaule ,

And better yet, he’s not running for re-election.

nightwatch_admin ,

Exactly, going out with a


<span style="color:#323232;">* B O O M *  
</span>

and no one can lay a finger on him.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Pretty sure SCOTUS carved out the exception for only the president based on their bullshit logic that the president needs to act without waiting a few seconds to consult the president’s army of lawyers waiting on standby 24 hours a day.

mkwt ,

Specifically several sitting justices have previous white house administration experience where they had to worry about consulting their lawyers because of the illegal stuff they were doing (like Iran Contra).

Ilovethebomb ,

Just sit down in the corner for a minute, and think of how trump’s supporters would react if someone actually stole the election like that.

There’d be a civil war.

Duamerthrax ,

They’re already demanding civil war if he loses fairly.

Ilovethebomb ,

Yeah, that’s my point. He lost fair and square, and they refused to believe it and staged an insurrection. If you actually did pull something like that, out in the open, there would be a second civil war.

zbyte64 ,

Biden could do it after the votes are cast, but to what end? We really need a functioning justice system …

MisterCrisper , to lemmyshitpost in Fishin' really clears the mind

Looks like it provides full fivehead coverage.

xmunk , to programmer_humor in HTML with Excel

Oh, that’s an excellent way to start if you’re building a database in CSS.

Diplomjodler3 ,

What colour do you want your database to be?

Whelks_chance ,

In the shape of a kitten

odium ,

That’s fine as long as you don’t need it to be centered.

Opisek ,

Vertically AND horizontally, please.

MajorHavoc ,

“And do people want fire that can be fitted nasally?”

ByteOnBikes ,

css-tricks.com/css-database-queries/

  1. Use a hand-modified-to-ESM version of SQL.js, which is SQLite in JavaScript.
  2. Get a database ready that SQL.js can query.
  3. Build a Houdini PaintWorklet that executes queries in JavaScript and paints the results back to the screen in that <canvas>-y way that PaintWorklets do.
  4. Pass the query you want to run into the worklet by way of a CSS custom property.
herrcaptain ,
  1. Go straight to jail.

Edit: No idea what’s up with the formatting. In my app this shows as step 5 but it seems to render as step 1. Is the Lemmy DB done in CSS?

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

For me it shows as step 5, in Firefox on Android using web browser interface. Also I can view your source which shows as simply “5. Go…”, so it is definitely your app.

herrcaptain ,

Weird! Thanks for letting me know. I guess that’s what I get for using an app (Sync) that the developer abandons for months at a time.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

It’s not the best UI, but you can also view your comment from a standard web browser, just to see how it looks. The advantage to the web browser is that it is always by definition maximally up-to-date:-) - though its baseline functionality may still be lower than an app if the latter is done well.

awesome_lowlander ,

Problem in this case is the specification is vague on what the ‘correct’ thing to display is.

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Lemmy is fine, it depends on the markdown parser/renderer. Markdown allows you to use any numbers for numbered lists and the renderer is supposed to display them corrected.

As you can imagine that leaves a lot of ambiguity

melvisntnormal ,

Put a slash before the dot, like 5.:

  1. Go straight to jail.

This is a Markdown issue really. Starting a line with a number and then a dot turns that line into an item in an ordered list. The most common behaviour (that I’ve seen) is to start that list from 1, regardless of what number is used. The intent is to make it easy to add items later without renumbering everything, for living documents at least.

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

oh fuck off with this bullshit

Apytele , to programmer_humor in CrowdStrike is a verb now

Like Enron, LOL.

Diplomjodler3 , to lemmyshitpost in LOCK EM UP

Let’s make this the emblem of this campaign.

Zink ,

Or if not, can we get the transparent aggressively smiling Kamala face in the corner of all election related memes?

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