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spirinolas , to memes in hallelujah

"Now it must be done…"

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gravitas_deficiency , to aboringdystopia in no seating nearby

Looks like there’s seating, but only if you’re trash

rubikcuber , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit secured a carrier, Josh helped.
@rubikcuber@feddit.uk avatar

“all the agents at the dealership now have notes at their cubicle about Private Travelers because of this transaction”

I bet they do.

ryathal ,

Label taxes as private sale fee…

PythagreousTitties ,

“easy money”.
-the note

TheFriar , (edited )

“And as I was walking out, I heard a single clap. Followed by another. And another. Faster, now. I turned to see Josh, slowly rising to his feet, a proud, silent respect in his eye. As I continued for the door, slowly but surely, a chorus of hands crescendoed into whoops and hollers. The entire dealership, the mechanics, the salesMEN, the wives, all stood staring in reverence, the wives in lust, as I pushed through the double glass doors in slow motion and out into my carrier. The credits rolled. True story.”

Riven ,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The whole ‘what did you leant a out this transaction’ triggered me. Fuck you dude, I’m here to sell stuff not be your student.

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit secured a carrier, Josh helped.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Narrator: Josh was subsequently fired.

itsnicodegallo , to memes in hallelujah

There’s this one, 11-second video I found, and I wish for the life of me I could find even the slightest clue to a name! 😭

neo2478 ,

I will probably regret this, but can you describe it?

variants ,

Sex

GeneralVincent ,

Omg I can practically see it, incredible

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ah I remember that video. It was a good one

Facebones ,

Sorry, none of that on the internet anymore. Fresh out.

itsnicodegallo ,

Despite being uploaded several months ago, I left a comment on there shortly after leaving my comment on here that was replied to with “Looks like [__________] from Reddit”, and they were right!

But a lady never tells. 🤐

MeatPilot , to memes in hallelujah
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

Did you try looking in your search history?

DxK , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit secured a carrier, Josh helped.

I was able to secure a carrier (most call it a vehicle)

SovCits are always such dorks.

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

(most call them dweebs) seriously though it is Simpsons comic book store guy level lexicon pedantry.

Tolookah , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit secured a carrier, Josh helped.

I like how the car (carrier) crashed on him, not that he crashed the car. It’s like they refuse to accept any responsibility, so it’s definitely the car’s fault.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

“The tree got closer and closer and hit my car.”

negativenull , (edited )
@negativenull@lemmy.world avatar

“The cellulose (some call it a tree) got closer and closer and hit my carrier (some call it a car)”

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

My apologies, I sometimes forget to use the magic words.

negativenull ,
@negativenull@lemmy.world avatar

We have no contract. Apology not accepted

Tolookah ,

Those are sparring (some would say fighting) words

some_guy ,

Honestly, I’m a little bit offended that FS tried that with you without securing a bond first. I suggest you take out a lean against their property.

Peppycito ,

“self propagating structural cellulose foam”

Klear ,

“I was wondering why the tree keeps getting bigger and bigger and then it hit me.”

Red_October ,

I would bet good money that a part of their madness hinges on the idea that they are not responsible for the operation and actions of the vehicle, they just happen to be sitting in it while it goes places.

Reverendender ,

Elon Musk is a Sovcit?!

RoquetteQueen ,
@RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works avatar

I thought he meant his old shitbox finally died and he just chose his words poorly.

Tolookah ,

Choosing words poorly is the sovcit rule #1

Th4tGuyII , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit secured a carrier, Josh helped.
@Th4tGuyII@fedia.io avatar

Why would a random dealership call the secretary of state, and even if they did why would they not have called the department of transport before that?
That's like calling the CEO before calling the customer hotline

rubikcuber ,
@rubikcuber@feddit.uk avatar

I’m going to guess that they didn’t. And Josh just said whatever he had to to meet his sales target for the month.

Drusas ,

I'm going to guess there was no Josh.

rubikcuber ,
@rubikcuber@feddit.uk avatar

This is probably more likely.

Drusas ,

That's like calling the CEO before calling the customer hotline

You might be sadly surprised how often that or something similar happens. There are a lot of business customers out there who somehow believe that their business is always the most important business and they shouldn't have to follow standard procedure to get support.

And of course it often works.

DaMonsterKnees , to lemmyshitpost in Virginia is shrinking!

Still trying to shake off the Eastern Shore…

Looking at you, Onancock…

dejected_warp_core , to memes in elon is a lame poser

Time to refer to the checklist:


<span style="color:#323232;">[x] Hat
</span><span style="color:#323232;">[ ] Cattle
</span>
Rocketpoweredgorilla ,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

He keeps his cattle at the factories.

funkless_eck ,

<span style="color:#323232;">[] Working class
</span><span style="color:#323232;">[] Predominantly people of color 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">[] Poor
</span><span style="color:#323232;">[] Hardworking
</span>
RizzRustbolt ,

Also predominatly homosexual.

ThrowawaySobriquet , to lemmyshitpost in Virginia is shrinking!

I went to a panel presentation on the early colonies around the Revolution once. When they took questions, I asked if there was any special logistical problems Virginia ran into after due to how large the territory was and man, they treated me like a fuckin idiot. I still think about that. It’s not, like, important or anything I just don’t have a therapist for this sort of shit

solsangraal ,

should have asked them why, if they were so set on being independent, they didn’t change the name of the state to something OTHER than the queen of england

Dasnap ,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar
ThrowawaySobriquet ,

At the time I was 22 and didn’t have a firm grasp on the idea I could tell someone being rude to go fuck themselves. It was just a bunch of old folks pining for the glory days of national pride and dysentery, but like, fuck. Snuff out a curious light like that.

solsangraal ,

kind of strange, the older i get (40smthg now), the less respect i have for people 20+ years older than me, and the more i have for 20+ years younger

dethedrus ,

I’m older but in the same boat. Unless those younger people are part of proud technological illiterati, which really pisses me off for some reason. Probably those 30 years of being an IT drone…

snekerpimp ,

Soon it’ll just be the peninsula. A bunch of ponies and Eastern Shore seasonals

Edit: was supposed to be a comment on the main post, fat fingered it, my bad

5714 ,

Why did they treat you like that?

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

No idea. I still wonder sometimes where the disconnect was, but I also just try to not let things like that get to me anymore. I’m having mixed success

BrokenGlepnir ,

It’s got a few answers. For the first one, the logistics were handled by not administering the territory, those were only claims. For the next one, logistics were handled by breaking them up into other territories that would become states since administering it wasn’t feasible. In the third, it was possible, but it caused problems. The civil war was not the only grievance west virginia had. They had been neglected for the better part of a century. Richmond usually didn’t care much about those on the other side of the mountains. In some ways the civil war was just a good time to do what they’d probably wanted to for awhile. Really the logistics are the reason virginia is the size and shape it is today. Now they have a capitol where they can be not cared for by locals.

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

👊

PieMePlenty , to games in Day 1 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until A) I forget to post a Screenshot or B) I somehow run out of screenshots to share
MyNameIsAtticus OP ,
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I love your shot of Sully. I try to focus on mostly scenery so it’s cool to see a well done portrait shot like that. I love the last one too. It has the same vibes as the main menu of the first three

MonkderDritte , to memes in elon is a lame poser

Wannabe cowboy.

z00s , to memes in hallelujah

That’s why you gotta YouTube-dl

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