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Lifebandit666 , to lemmyshitpost in Thank You!

If you notice this notice you will notice that the notice is not worth noticing, so why did you notice it?

I remember seeing this when I was a kid, I’m old as fuck now

germtm_ , to lemmyshitpost in Thank You!

i think Black Mesa had a notice like this.

Blackout , to memes in elon is a lame poser
@Blackout@kbin.run avatar

He'll do well there, he's got those horse fucking eyes just like Lee

AI_toothbrush , to lemmyshitpost in The guy who’s been making your trees grow in helices

If I see this guy walking on the street I know theres some anime fight shit bout to go down

Venator , to cat in Catlog

“Clog” for short.

cinabongo , to memes in hallelujah

I too, have a gooning problem

funkajunk ,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

I have an edgecellent solution for that

helpImTrappedOnline , to memes in hallelujah

Followed by disappointment because its not as good as you remember.

UxyIVrljPeRl ,

404 file not found

cmgvd3lw ,

Followed by disappointment because the video has been deleted.

Sonotsugipaa ,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Followed by disappointment because I’m a disappointment

shoki ,

followed by happieness because you found it on some .ru subdomain with 99% ads

Sonotsugipaa ,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

of which 85% got the uBlock Origin treatment and 4% contain my current public-facing IPv4 address

shoki ,

what do you mean by “contain my ip address”? are you behind carrier-grade NAT that some of the hosters are using as well?

Sonotsugipaa ,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Nah, I’m refering to socially engineering scam ads like the classic “ATTENTION! your Windows has error, click here to fix it.”

shoki ,

yeah, i see what you mean, but I haven’t seen on of those in a long time

fossphi ,

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

Boxscape ,
@Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Followed by disappointment because its not as good as you remember.

She doesn’t beatbox at all in this video.
But she gets her box beat.

😏

Noodle07 ,

Except for that one video I can’t find again, that one was good

Jimbo , to lemmyshitpost in Thank You!
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

Notices your notice * OwO

lugal ,

I didn’t. Hope it wasn’t important

SuiXi3D , to memes in elon is a lame poser
@SuiXi3D@fedia.io avatar

The man wouldn’t last an hour working on an actual ranch.

MeatPilot ,
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

The man wouldn’t last an hour minute working on an actual ranch.

OfCourseNot ,
@OfCourseNot@fedia.io avatar

The man wouldn’t last an hour a minute working on an actual ranch.

lemmyseizethemeans ,

He might be able to do a ten minute photo shoot ‘clearing bush’ like W did tho. Then back to the chopper

AngryCommieKender ,

He’s the very definition of a Dude. He’s the target demographic for dude ranches.

Kalkaline , to memes in elon is a lame poser
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

You can tell he’s not in Texas because he would have a heat stroke in that leather jacket.

kksgandhi ,

The desert can get real cold.

Cornelius_Wangenheim , (edited )

Texas isn’t a desert.

Edit: Please read what I wrote before replying. Texas isn’t a desert does not mean Texas has no desert. 90±% of the state is not desert, including where the vast majority of people live.

AngryCommieKender ,

That depends on where you are in Texas. The westernmost parts are definitely desert.

Cornelius_Wangenheim ,

Yeah and that’s not where the people or cattle live, minus El Paso. Texas is <10% desert. To act like the whole state is a desert is straight up wrong, yet annoyingly common for people who have never been here.

Kalkaline ,
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

Not Austin at least. Maybe if you go 100 miles West of there.

RizzRustbolt ,

Deaf Smith disagrees.

aido ,
@aido@lemmy.world avatar

If he’d gone and bought a cowboy hat in the last few weeks, they would’ve at least attempted to sell him a summer hat (straw) instead of a winter hat (felt). Not definitive but strange.

kirbowo808 , to lemmyshitpost in A legend has left us
@kirbowo808@kbin.melroy.org avatar

If only if it was actually real 😭😭😭

casmael , to lemmyshitpost in A legend has left us

Hey bud don’t threaten me with a good time eh

NickwithaC , to lemmyshitpost in Thank You!
@NickwithaC@lemmy.world avatar

“I noticed you noticing me, so I wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too”

tpihkal , to memes in hallelujah

What is this about? Why do I feel shame?

Gradually_Adjusting , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit secured a carrier, Josh helped.
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Every sovcit success story hinges on one person who decided to go with the flow and not follow the law.

henfredemars ,

It hinges on a dice roll finding someone half as dumb as they are.

The places I’ve worked had a surprising fraction of people who didn’t understand the job yet somehow managed to not get fired. I’m not that surprised.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

This is what gives me The Fear; we are laughing now, but human society is not at all innoculated against an ideology that turns people into sociopathic liars, and we have to hope that despite what in this metaphor I will call “the patient’s poor health”, that we can survive long enough to develop a lasting immunity.

henfredemars ,

It’s like strange matter. It’s the crazy that drives everyone around you crazy. The prion of confused thinking.

IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds like a lot of these sovcits have plenty of misfolded prions in their heads.

originalucifer ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

feels like you just described the entire conservative movement

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