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rem26_art , to memes in please
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the documents folder on the computer that Microsoft has in your house

cyberpunk007 ,

How much longer till Microsoft uses Windows computers across the world as a botnet. For working on it’s AI. Or some other bullshit.

rem26_art ,
@rem26_art@fedia.io avatar

lmao its a matter of time before MS decides they need to DDoS someone so hard their data center explodes and they'll be ready to do it

cyberpunk007 ,

Not sure if it’s still a thing but I remember they also used windows to distribute updates to other windows PCs in a bittorrent-like fashion.

fluckx ,

Blizzard used to do that as well with world of Warcraft updates IIRC ( during vanilla )

shadow ,

They did, and we’re really up front about it being an opt-in thing, if I remember correctly. Might have started that easy with Microsoft, too. But they can’t resist enshitifying.

A_Very_Big_Fan ,

When I joined in MoP it was still peer-to-peer by default

TunaLobster ,

So does War Thunder. Makes sense from a CDN perspective.

SpaceXplorer_8042 ,
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It still does it. The only thing is that the awareness of this feature was spread in a way to make it sound like it was just stealing your internet for nothing (which looking at it one way, it was) so most people just turned it off.

Trainguyrom ,

Honestly that can be a good thing, especially if you have more than one windows PC in your household, it’s only downloading them once then sharing the updates about over the LAN

cyberpunk007 ,

Ya in the business world that’s what WSUS is/was for

Diplomjodler3 ,

And you’ll have to pay them a subscription fee to do it. If you don’t pay, your computer is bricked.

lolcatnip ,

And how long before the come into your house, steal your stuff, and kick your dog?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , to lemmyshitpost in Space Alert
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nudnyekscentryk , to memes in please
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

Then don’t use MS Office?

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

Then don’t use MS Office?

nudnyekscentryk ,
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

Yep

eatham ,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

Have to for school. But you can also just press F12 to open the normal save dialog. (I put my school stuff in one drive anyway, I just want them in folders so I need the normal saving system.)

wizardbeard ,

Or uninstall one drive. It’s not rocket surgery and when done correctly I’ve never seen it re-enable itself after an update.

eatham ,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

Even with it removed the save menu on office is a pain.

nudnyekscentryk , to memes in never turn off uBlock
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Ublock origin -> filters -> annoyances

yesman , to memes in please

In 2003 I could have made a living selling subscriptions to 5-GB cloud storage that was tightly integrated into Windows.

I understand why Windows is trying to capture you into it’s cloud ecosystem. Just saying that between M$, Apple, and Google you can do some robust backups, basically for free. And if you’re worried about privacy, just encrypt.

Nachorella ,

I actually don’t hate onedrive that much. I’ve used it for a while now and it’s one of the best ways to just share a folder with some people very easily. And they can even use the desktop app and you can all have a cloud synced folder, it’s really convenient for collaborating on projects. I know other things can do this, but few do it as seamlessly.

That said I’m trying pretty hard to ditch it because I hate how Microsoft are just making it the default behaviour without really making it apparent that all your documents just get uploaded to their servers. I hope proton drive gets the features I need soon,.

Diplomjodler3 ,

It’s not about whether the product is good or bad. It’s about the way they maliciously and deceptively try to push it on people.

Nachorella ,

Yes, I agree. I’m trying to rid myself of as much as I can, but unfortunately it’s not always practical.

supercargo , to science_memes in How I explain my job

Your job is playing Factorio??

MisterFrog OP ,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

I mean, it’s not too much of a stretch! Balancing your inputs and outputs.

There’s also exposure/interfacing with piping design, which you’ll feel right at home in if you enjoy good factorio belt routing

I highly recommend considering process eng or piping design to anyone who likes factorio

general_kitten ,

Well, i once played factorio, downloaded pyanodon’s mod. It quickly became so complex i figured you need degree in chemical engineering to complete it. Am now studying chemical engineering

baldingpudenda ,

Studying will probably help you finish the mod faster. 450hrs into THAT mod alone. I’d be finished by now, but these bottlenecks need fixing first!

misterundercoat ,

Factorioh my god it’s 2 a.m. I have work tomorrow

NegativeLookBehind , to science_memes in How I explain my job
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine going to college to become a digestive system

nightwatch_admin , to science_memes in How I explain my job

“that’s what she said”

BuboScandiacus ,
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👏

MisterFrog OP ,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

Best part is pipe hammering is a thing. Hehe

DogPeePoo , to lemmyshitpost in High suspense

Honnold on!

monsterpiece42 , to lemmyshitpost in Ummm... What?

Feels like a buddy prank to me. Do you have any friends that joke like this?

FmbyMF OP ,

I don’t have any friend unfortunately ;(

terminhell ,

I don’t know how to feel about up votes on this comment 😔

Mio , to memes in please

This is a setting in Excel. But Cloud is the default option.

programmer_belch ,
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When are we getting an antitrust for trying to cram down our throats the cloud?

Diplomjodler3 ,

When there’s some semblance of a government that works in the public interest.

DmMacniel ,
@DmMacniel@feddit.org avatar

Be like the EU, at least in that regard :)

Diplomjodler3 ,

Weeeeell… While it’s not anywhere as bad as the US here, EU governments are also very much beholden to the owner class.

MystikIncarnate ,

The cloud doesn’t exist. It’s just some other computer that you don’t own.

People don’t get sued for shoving other fictitious concepts down our throats… Religion comes to mind.

lolcatnip ,

The cloud is a shitload of computers connected in such a way that it’s far more reliable than any single computer, and so you don’t need to care about which computer is doing what.

Yes, those computers physically exist somewhere and are owned by someone, but saying the cloud doesn’t exist is just ridiculous. May as well say clouds in the sky don’t exist either because they’re just water.

MystikIncarnate ,

That’s just it, the “cloud” is just a fancy name for a cluster that’s owned by someone else. Everything you’ve described as what a “cloud” is, has already been defined.

The term “cloud” is a marketing vapor term that loosely refers to a cluster of hypervisors. That’s how hypervisors at large scale are pretty much always organized.

The hypervisors in use are not something most people have ever heard of. The most commonly known contenders are hyper-v (which is the basic technology that Azure is built on), and VMware. But most major “cloud” providers, with the exception of Azure, are using something else entirely.

The same description you’ve provided can also be applied to modern super computers, mainframes, and pretty much anything that lives inside a datacenter.

A personal computer has a multitude of single points of failure. A single power supply on a single circuit, a single processor, with all memory controllers in that same processor, a single OS drive, a single network interface. Servers generally have multiple power supplies, multiple CPUs, multiple disk drive controllers, connected to multiple disks in some kind of raid or equivalent. Basically all single points of failure, with few exceptions (such as power management/distribution, and the motherboard) have been removed.

Then you take the servers and scale up to a whole cluster of servers and you get so much more redundancies. A cluster, when done properly is basically bullet proof for failures. Making it larger both increases capacity and redundancy. Without increasing latency. Again, when done right.

In all, “cloud” is a marketing buzzword. I don’t know of anyone in tech that calls a “cloud” by that name unless they’re talking to someone who doesn’t know that a “cloud” is fictitious.

lolcatnip ,

The term “cloud” is a marketing vapor term

I’ma stop you right there. I’m a software engineer who’s implemented a lot of cloud-based stuff. It’s a term of art, not just a marketing word.

MystikIncarnate ,

Call it whatever you want, just don’t call it a technical term.

It can be anything, except a technical term.

programmer_belch ,
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Thing is M$ is showing you the cloud as the first option to make you use it and buy more space when you need it.

Google got sued for making the google the default chrome search engine without asking the user. I think M$ is doing the same with the cloud storage but asking you with a pen about to mark their option. And the programs don’t even remember you didn’t choose the cloud the last time.

MystikIncarnate ,

The cloud doesn’t exist. It’s just some other computer that you don’t own.

People don’t get sued for shoving other fictitious concepts down our throats… Religion comes to mind.

Plastic_Ramses , to memes in please

Yall do know we can just disable it right?

statist43 ,

But we want autosafe, like libreoffice on my desktop.

Plastic_Ramses ,

Ok, but like i can just click a button.

Zoot ,
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Until they push some kind of update that requires you to find where they hid the button* (and it also defaults back to cloud)

Default_Defect ,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

I don’t think they do, most of the MS doomerism I see implies they probably never tried to turn any of it off. I uninstalled one drive years ago along with turning off the ads and telemetry and its all stayed that way ever since, but I keep getting told all of it will be back with the next update. I update when it prompts me to and it never undoes my settings.

MystikIncarnate ,

IMO, this kind of meme post is from/for those that are scared and confused by settings dialogs.

OneDrive is a default, which can be changed.

They’d rather complain about it than spend 10 minutes fixing it.

lolcatnip ,

I’d be really surprised if it took as long as ten minutes.

dalekcaan , to lemmyshitpost in The fools!

And so, Teddy Ruxpin was born

Jackcooper , to cat in Seems happy enough I guess 🤷

We live in a society

BennyInc , to lemmyshitpost in Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like

I wonder what equal parts would feel like. Would it still be liquid and everything dissolves? Or would it just be some slurry goo?

Tar_alcaran ,

My husband always used way too much dish soap, so I water it down 1:1. 50% liquid soap, 50% water looks basically exactly like liquid soap

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