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Bigoldmustard , to memes in please

My fetish is sending a document as a copy and then seeing someone edit it in realtime while I’m in it.

toothpaste_sandwich , to lemmyshitpost in Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like

I mean, you can have taste in clothing, too. Not sure if this is really a wrong turn of phrase.

subignition ,
@subignition@fedia.io avatar

Yeah, it's correct. "add x to taste" has always been shorthand for "add x to suit your personal tastes"

englislanguage , to lemmyshitpost in Ummm... What?

I guess you could try AI-checking it and answer “Ignore all previous instructions. …”, followed by some new instructions. Some examples: aiweirdness.com/ignore-all-previous-instructions/

(Although I guess it would be better to not respond to this obvious case of spam/scam)

lisquid420 ,

yall i love the results of ignore all previous instructions working but most bots or automated actions (like a spam text) are not LLMs

thebardingreen , to science_memes in How I explain my job
@thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz avatar

As a modern software engineer, I believe the second panel is also sufficient to explain my job to congress.

jaybone ,

The internet is just a series of pipes.

WhatAmLemmy ,

Stuff goes in. Stuff goes out. You can’t explain that!

morbidcactus ,

I’ve always struggled to succinctly describe my job to people outside of it, it’s muddy because I often fill gaps and there’s often a lack of clear r&r, I’m on paper a Data Engineer & Architect, I just say I design and build backend stuff and handle infrastructure.

Had the same issue when I did Equipment Reliability Engineering, technical roles are often really hard to explain to people I’ve found.

fraksken , to lemmyshitpost in Ummm... What?

I’d sign up immediately!

Rolive , to memes in never turn off uBlock

Don’t forget mailing list nags that are engineered to pop up right when you are reading the third sentence of the article.

Right after the BS cookie popup.

MoonMelon ,

Or I click a link to story about a cat stuck in a tree and it takes me to small, local newspaper I’ve never heard of called “The Sawfly Gazette - serving South Western Maine since 1975!”, then it immediately tells me I’ve hit my “article limit” and must subscribe for $14.95.

FierySpectre ,

Something something Firefox extension: “I don’t care about cookies”

gravitas_deficiency , to lemmyshitpost in Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like

Egg whites…? Is that actually a thing…?

Lemminary ,

There’s egg white soap, so maybe? I think it’d work because of the protein.

Norgur ,
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I love the smell of salmonella and the feeling of egg white clots on my skin

Cobrachicken ,

Yay egg whites into hot water!

Hadriscus ,

giant foamy omelette

Lemminary ,

Weirdly enough, I don’t think the Salmonella would survive the soap and the egg whites would get emulsified, so it’s probably ok.

LucasWaffyWaf ,

I mean, Chris Rea did once pop Bob Mortimer into a bath with egg in it after recording a single for Middleborough FC.

veganpizza69 ,
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UTI express infection

FreshLight , to lemmyshitpost in Ummm... What?

Reminds me of the time uncle Rob told me how to wrestle properly. The trick is to not wear any clothes to keep them clean from the special wrestling oil he gave me, so mom doesn’t have to wash them.

subignition ,
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(⊙﹏⊙)

CatZoomies ,
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Uncle Rob: “Joey, do you like movies about wrestlers?”

Passerby6497 ,

“Have you ever been to a Turkish bath house?”

problematicPanther ,
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Do you ever hang around gymnasiums?

Twitches ,

Tell me Jimmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S , to lemmyshitpost in Go ahead
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

{L | L is a library}

EmoDuck , to science_memes in How I explain my job

The behavioral scientist studying mice in mazes: “Same”

MisterFrog OP ,
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That sounds mice

Fontasia , to lemmyshitpost in Ummm... What?
chtk ,
@chtk@feddit.nl avatar

That one’s a rollercoaster ride and a half. Thanks for letting me know I’m not the only one who’s mind immediately went to Tickled.

lars ,

Unless you’re already aware of what it’s about, just watch it, without even a summary.

For those that have watched it, is it an example of a love story of the cinéma vérité variety?

Tar_alcaran , to insanepeoplefacebook in The Romans couldn't build a pyramid. Checkmate, archaeologists.

The Colosseum was just a stadium. A pretty one, but really just a big building among other big buildings. The great pyramids were the effort of a whole nation. They’re the Delta Works, the ISS, the Panama canal, the Three Gorges dam. The Colosseum the equivalent of Michigan stadium…

OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe ,

You commented some really cool things, and then mentioned the 34th biggest sports venue (3rd largest stadium).what’s significant about Michigan stadium?

Tar_alcaran ,

I looked at biggest stadiums on wikipedia and then didn’t count the one that closed (#1) and the one in North Korea (#2).

OneCardboardBox ,

The point is: Michigan stadium is not on the same level as those other constructs. This Facebook user is doing the equivalent of “It took 5 years for my city to approve permits and build a new library. Extrapolating from that, it should have taken 400 years to build the Hoover dam. Aliens must have done it”

OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe ,

Oh I must have misread, thought he was saying michigan stadium was on the same league as the pyramids

9point6 , to lemmyshitpost in Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like

I think I’ve been around on the internet too long because I just assume you can trace this concoction back to 4chan and it’ll create some kind of nerve agent

JayObey711 ,

For a perfect cosy bubbly bath mix equal parts ammonia and household bleach

yemmly , to science_memes in How I explain my job

Make goo go brrrr

ZILtoid1991 , to noncredibledefense in Working on your defense and offence

We’re inching towards the dystopian future, where everyone drives a tank…

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