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Grangle1 , to cat in "Comme te pò capì chi te vò bene/Si tu le parle miezzo americano?"

Those accursed birds outside the window… they have mocked me for the last time!

PugJesus OP ,

A vendetta!

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is going to try and charge the IRS.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

“What do you guys think”

Go for it! 👍

Then post about it.

Letstakealook , to lemmyshitpost in Make it stop.

Meanwhile, half of them are illiterate. The parents need to get themselves and their children off the internet.

PrivateNoob ,

Let’s start with you then.

Letstakealook ,

Done. I don’t have any children and am not using a device to occupy them.

In all seriousness, this outright angry reaction is really surprising. People should be angry that their children are illiterate, but I suppose if they were, the children wouldn’t be.

can ,

Using slang doesn’t mean they’re illiterate dawg

Letstakealook ,

I didn’t say or imply that. The spread of the slang is over media they consume because parents are using devices as babysitters. Them being illiterate means they’re illiterate, dawg.

newsnationnow.com/…/students-cant-read-education/

Butler ,

It’s a little sensational for the headline. 72% of fourth graders are reading below expected levels. And they are blaming decades old teaching tactics, which seems odd as you would expect a larger percentage of adults not to be able to read if this was truly the problem.

wizardbeard ,

What? The only thing with any definitiveness in what you linked is that 72% of teachers are using an outdated method for teaching early level reading skills (letter and word recognition).

As a secondary point, it says that teachers feel their kids can’t read anymore so the teachers have taken to tiktok about it.

There’s nothing there indicating high levels of illiteracy, or that they’ve been caused by an over use of devices as babysitters, dawg.

I think you need to brush up on your literacy.

It sure as hell isn’t a good thing, and it isn’t helping kids read or develop, but this is the same argument that’s as old as fucking time itself where older adults blame new technology for degeneration of the youth. People literally made the same complaint about radio dramas leading the youth astray.

The core of the issue is that it has become increasingly easy for parents to use technology to avoid properly taking care of their damn kids.

Letstakealook ,

I literally just pulled the first link by searching “childhood literacy US,” because I know many would be in denial. It really is hilarious how angry people are about this.

Sarmyth ,

Your unwillingness to read the link you post while asserting children are illiterate, is both tragic and funny.

And that you then act like everyone else is silly for countering you? Go find a bridge, troll.

Letstakealook ,

I’m not responsible for people having such an extreme emotional reaction to an offhand comment on a meme. I truly wasn’t ready for all this, and now I’m laughing at you all. I’m not sure what the hell is wrong with ya’ll, but it isn’t my problem.

Perfide ,

So you admit you did no actual research and just grabbed the first thing you found, and expect us to applaud you for it? GTFO

Letstakealook ,

I admit I did no ADDITIONAL research for a chat thread where people are irrationally angry over an offhand comment on a meme. I don’t keep research papers on my phone for all information I’ve ever been exposed to ready to go incase assholes on the internet are upset. I don’t expect you to “applaud me” for anything, I give zero fucks about you or your opinions. Any other questions?

Iapar ,

Why are you so defensive?

Letstakealook ,

You’re absolutely right!

SchmidtGenetics ,

Slang is actually a better way to communicate. You can communicate more, in a shorter amount of time, language is fluid, luddites gonna Luddite.

SadSadSatellite ,

As the population of people raised on the internet increases, you’ll see far more anger responses to the idea that being raised on the internet is bad for you.

Nobody wants to believe they might not have done it right.

That being said, kids generally do dumb things, and your initial comment seems a bit harsh for something as silly as rizz tag.

Letstakealook ,

There’s a correlation that these kids are spending hours of their time on the internet (that’s how this slang spreads to them) and the fact they can’t read. I don’t see how it’s harsh to point it out, I just think maybe it hit too close to home for some folks.

Killing_Spark ,

You just have a chain of unprovable assumptions there.

Kid’s use slang -> they must have picked it up on the internet -> many people are illiterate -> the parents of these specific kids are not raising them right

RecluseRamble ,

I don’t have any children

Who’d have thought?

TheDoozer ,

The amount of people with no kids that have strong opinions about how children should be raised is like the people with no uteruses that have strong feelings about abortion and pregnancy, or white college kids who have strong opinions about what words and phrases should be offensive to minorities. There’s nothing wrong with having an opinion, but the arrogance to think they have something to contribute to that conversation is exhausting.

pantyhosewimp ,

If everyone should learn to read, it would not only ruin writing but thinking as well.

some embittered philosopher probably

Sidhean ,

What a “damn kids these days” quote

bolexforsoup ,

I do not see the connection between kids using slang and illiteracy. I’m guessing you never use(d) any yourself?

Also good luck prohibiting kids from the internet lol clearly someone doesn’t have kids!

Letstakealook ,

Their parents give them devices so they don’t have to deal with them. That’s how this slang spreads to them. Do you think 6-10 year olds devoloped “mew?” It was grown ass “influencers” and it spread through media.

bolexforsoup , (edited )

You are aware that 6-10 year olds spend time around adults and other kids older than they are right? Did you never pick up anything from an older sibling or kid at your school?

My 4 year old has all sorts of isms and habits he learned from me and my wife, aka his parents. There are tons of explanations beyond “all slang is the result of parents too lazy to raise kids so they drop them in front of an iPad.”

We live in a society (seriously). We have communities. People spread language and customs every day between each other.

RecluseRamble ,

And slang didn’t exist before phones and the internet.

pancakes ,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

The unhinged ramblings of a chronically online person.

Letstakealook ,

Uh uh

user224 ,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar
  1. Slang spreads offline as well
  2. The devices were TVs for a good while not too long ago
obinice ,
@obinice@lemmy.world avatar

Do you mean half of the world’s children, or half of the children in your own, unspecified country?

Literacy in my country is over 80%, which is still too low in my opinion, but fast better than half, thankfully.

Letstakealook ,

Literacy, in my country, which is specified because it is the origin of the slang in the meme. You really thought you had a gotcha, there, didn’t you?

s_s ,

“Kids can’t read” is certainly a take. 😂

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit did a thing.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

“and I said wrong” and the bank manager agreed and gave me a million dollars and everyone applauded.

Oh no wait, that’s not what happened at all. But you keep not taking no for an answer. I hear banks have armed security these days.

Dieterlan , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit did a thing.

Narrator: She did, in fact, take no for an answer.

Tar_alcaran ,

“i gave up and left, but won’t take no for an answer!”

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

that ending was probably the most insane part of that post - and it was a pretty insane post.

Skua , to insanepeoplefacebook in Alex Jones knows his archaeology! [I know it's Twitter, but it must count!]

Not sure about that comment, since those pools really are at Sliema in Malta https://www.google.com/maps/place/Roman+baths/

But according to the local council's facebook page when it shared this photo (they didn't take the photo), they were built during the British period https://www.facebook.com/story.php/?story_fbid=878845397617697&id=100064767334211&paipv=0&eav=AfYRGKX34jrDJ5AuxuFU5SHiG8WiLpg42yMEYXZDkFKFtbbZPeS2GXwntwik1u1PZkc&_rdr

pubquiz ,

This is why I come here. Fact checking without hysterics. @Skua, thank you for your diligence in providing facts that support jones being everso wrong, again, (still?) without punching down on @Flying Squid.

My take-away: jones is a dipshit of the highest order. And owes US$1,500,000,000.00 that inexorable fact will keep him in penury for life. FAFO meatbag.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I appreciate that, thank you. Fact checking a fact check is always helpful but I didn’t really know how to check it.

Skua ,

No worries! For all of the manifold problems of google, its reverse image search tool is really useful. That helped me find the original image

Thorry84 ,

To add context: The British period for Malta is 1814 - 1964. Most sources agree these things were made about 100 - 150 years ago, but the exact date is unsure.

This is a graph of the sea rise in the past 140 years: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_level_rise#/media/File:1880-_Global_average_sea_level_rise_(SLR)_-_annually.svg

Local sea rise due to global warming is around 30cm, local tides are also around 30cm.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Another issue is that chucklefucks like Jones think that sea level rise is the most pressing problem when it comes to climate change and not things we’re seeing now like much more frequent intense storms, massive wildfires and a spike in heat exhaustion deaths.

You have to be a special kind of dipshit to live in Texas all your life and not notice the hurricanes are getting worse. And Alex Jones is a special kind of dipshit.

Omega_Man , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is trying to steal their car.

You just have to file the forms in the correct order, spin around 6 times while while whistling, and cover yourself in yellow tassels. This will make you immune to maritime (read: all) laws.

AllNewTypeFace , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit did a thing.
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

Is the “wood if notes box” thing meant to be some kind of magical incantation for evading legal obligations?

Plopp ,

I read that part of the sentence about 20 times and I still haven’t got a clue what it’s supposed to mean.

Nimrod ,

“Wood” = “would”

These posts are allergic to punctuation. So there also should be a “.” or something after the “would”.

Scubus ,

I got that, but wtf does would if notes box mean

Nimrod ,

I can’t decide if it’s “notes box” or “box bankers”.

I do know that it’s best to not burn too much brain power trying to decipher lunatics.

AFKBRBChocolate ,

You have to get fluent in misspellings, wrong words, and lack of punctuation to read SovCit. It’s “…like I knew they would; if notes box bankers…”

Ilovethebomb ,

I mentally added in the spelling and punctuation when I read it, it still doesn’t make sense to me.

What are they attempting to say here?

ninja ,

My guess:

note - a banknote or promissory note

box - like ‘big box store,’ translating to a physical business location

dejected_warp_core ,

Yeah, “big-box-banknote bankers” or even “big-box-bank-ers” makes a little more sense and has the right kind of contempt for this rant. And to be fair, with the consolidation of small banks into major players these days, a tad relatable.

LaserTurboShark69 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is going to try and charge the IRS.

I kinda like this one

Tylerdurdon , (edited ) to cat in "Comme te pò capì chi te vò bene/Si tu le parle miezzo americano?"

Mama-mia! Ze box I have to poop in is molto sporca!!!

RVGamer06 ,

*Sporca

Sorry

Tylerdurdon ,

Haha, I don’t know the language, but appreciate the correction.

RVGamer06 ,

You’re welcome

nyctre , to cat in "Comme te pò capì chi te vò bene/Si tu le parle miezzo americano?"
stevedidwhat_infosec , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit did a thing.

“Wood”

stevedidwhat_infosec , to insanepeoplefacebook in Alex Jones knows his archaeology! [I know it's Twitter, but it must count!]

12 consecutive months of record breaking heat.

FozzyOsbourne , to lemmyshitpost in Make it stop.

Don’t pretend you didn’t become obsessed with whatever cool new slang was flavour of the month when you were a child

sirico ,
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

No shot fellow cool kid

Plopp ,

I don’t remember getting any new slang as a kid.

db2 ,

That’s because to you it was just normal.

bolexforsoup ,

Just because you don’t remember it doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. You had to learn it at some point. You weren’t born with a lexicon of slang that revealed itself when it suddenly became modern/relevant lol

Track_Shovel ,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Yeah, we just called people fags (sorry) or gay.

90s and early 00s were N O T LGBT friendly

bolexforsoup ,

Don’t forget how casual the r word was. Every comedy of the 90s and 2000s called somebody that. It’s still too commonly used but nothing like it was back then.

pyre ,

not to mention the casual use of the hard R. even Linus from LTT admitted to have dropped his fair share of hard Rs back then.

MindTraveller ,

Plus there was a lot of n*rcissist thrown around back then

Ookami38 ,

Ok now THAT’S a weird one to censor.

Plopp ,

Yeah unless that n is the n-word I don’t get the censoring.

MindTraveller ,

I censored it because it’s a bad word. A slur against people with disabilities.

Kusimulkku ,

What’s the r-word?

deadbeef79000 ,

“retarded”

Kusimulkku ,

Oh. I know it’s not a nice word but didn’t think it was bad enough to include on the same level as the n-word. Times do change I guess

deadbeef79000 ,

It’s a weird one. “Retard” is a technical term, jargon. It became a perjorative term.

Unlike the n-word that was always a pejorative.

WillFord27 ,

Companies 12 hours after June ends

Kusimulkku ,

“PRIIIIIDE 🏳️‍🌈”

next day

“So you fags wanna buy our products or what”

BakerBagel ,

We had a couple weeks calling people “F.A.G.s’ and “M.A.G.s” for 'female ass grabber” and “male ass grabber”. As in someone how grabd a females ass or or a male ass. I have no idea how the teachers were able to do anything about that with a straight face.

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

fags

This is what we called cigarettes in Australia.

FozzyOsbourne ,

Same in Britain. Damn homophobia ruining perfectly good slang!

bobs_monkey ,

What I remember from the 90/00s: sinch, hella, coolio, jam (going), spaz, poser, chillax, bitchin, burn, noob, booyah, aight, duh, phat, sup, stoked, jiggy, harsh, buzz kill

There’s a shitton more, but that’s what I got off the top of my head

TheDoozer ,

Yes to all except jiggy. I feel like that was just Will Smith trying to make Fetch happen.

MindTraveller ,

He was streets ahead!

wavebeam ,
@wavebeam@lemmy.world avatar

Idk, I got like all the jiggy’s before beating gruntilda

FozzyOsbourne ,

Don’t casually throw “spaz” in there with a load of inoffensive stuff!

NikkiDimes ,

You were learning slang along with everything else. At that age, it doesn’t stand out against everything else the same way it does when you’re older.

brandocorp ,

I think this is true, but I also grew up without Internet or social media so maybe things were more regional as opposed to this larger shared culture those things have enabled. So that may be part of it?

NikkiDimes ,

As someone who grew up in rural Canada, I feel that. We always felt a decade out of date on fads and slang lol.

systemglitch ,

80s had a ton.

gdog05 ,

You have a point, but when I was a kid we at least made sure the slang came from black people first. I don’t think anything good can come from white kids out there making up words.

flat ,
@flat@reddthat.com avatar

what

pancakes ,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yikes

feedum_sneedson ,

penis

RIPandTERROR ,
@RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works avatar
brbposting ,

LOL who’s that

NikkiDimes ,

You forgot the /s right?

gdog05 ,

I kind of figured it was implied but eh. Some things don’t land.

Sidhean ,

Yeah, well. World is full of racists. Can hardly even make fun of 'em without being mistaken for one, now.

This reminded me of the month ‘wigga’ was every fucking one’s favorite word at my very-nearly-all-white school. Nothing good, indeed.

bolexforsoup ,

Watching millennials/gen x pick on Gen Z for the same behaviors we all had gets old doesn’t it?

candybrie ,

And the kids playing tag are likely not even gen z but gen alpha. No one can even pick on the right generation.

slaacaa ,

Fr, no cap

Pat_Riot ,
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

True dat

Icalasari ,

I did not, for I was a loser who didn't know slang

Notyou ,
Mrderisant ,

Dude practically became a verbal tick

DarkDarkHouse , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit did a thing.
@DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

The collateral is the paper?? Holy shit

Bassman1805 ,

This bit is slightly less removed from reality than the average SovCit rant. The collateral is the house, but the piece of paper (deed/lien) says who legally owns the house. Without that documentation, the bank wouldn’t accept the fact that a house merely exists, as collateral for the loan.

But like any good SovCit, they take the grain of truth and try to fill a canyon with it.

Telodzrum ,

It’s even a bit more esoteric than that. Depending on the jurisdiction even the deed is worthless unless you registered it and/or gave adequate notice to anyone with a current or future interest in the property (newspaper announcement is a classic example). This is one of the many reasons that a County Register of Deeds is so important.

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