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Viking_Hippie , to lemmyshitpost in Most important map

We found it! The one thing Belgium and Portugal have in common!

loaExMachina ,

They’ve also both been part of the Spanish empire at some point.

Viking_Hippie ,

Which is also the only thing Belgium and Mexico have in common, I bet 😁

edonkey ,
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And netherlands :)

Burninator05 , to lemmyshitpost in Kids and their computers these days.

Hey, kid. I’m a computer

pigup ,

Who wants a body massage?

Mastershelf , to lemmyshitpost in Kids and their computers these days.

Software developer here; this is 100% true. Computers were a mistake.

blackluster117 ,
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You know where you’re going to start your farm when you retire?

betterdeadthanreddit ,

Someplace that’s cold and far above sea level (for now).

abcd ,

I don’t know if I should feel happy or sad because there seem to be other devs dreaming the same retirement dream.

MissJinx ,
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He is right, I do indeed get incredibly irritated by computers

dan1101 ,

I love computers, they are consistent and literal and logical. Can’t say the same for most people.

aeronmelon , to lemmyshitpost in Kids and their computers these days.

That truck was created on a computer.

variants ,

That truck has a computer in it

Steamymoomilk ,

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SeekPie ,

There’s more

Etterra ,

No.

Cryophilia , to workreform in Never believe the hype.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d4ff2e78-8e06-456a-82c2-f57369925a11.jpeg

Gork , to lemmyshitpost in Kids and their computers these days.

I like that this person ran out of space so decided to create more space by tacking more material on the top of the car.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
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Brevity continues to prove it is the soul of wit

Hikermick ,

Plus brevity increases your gas milage due to less wind resistance

gravitas_deficiency ,

Dude clearly felt brevity was stifling his creative spirit though

nightwatch_admin , to insanepeoplefacebook in Assortment of batshit sovcit questions.

This gave “I” a Cyprus Constipation.

cogitase , to lemmyshitpost in Kids and their computers these days.

I hate it when I get benereal disease on my benis.

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

You must be addicted to dog

seathru ,
@seathru@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’m glad I’m only addicted to cat.

Etterra ,

Huffing or injecting?

ThrowawayPermanente ,

It’s better when brewed into tea, trust me

Etterra ,

What are you British? Get out of here this is America’s crazy.

seathru ,
@seathru@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Freebase. I throw em in a pot with some water and baking soda and rock em up.

disguy_ovahea ,

Benerial desease is baginal

KingJalopy ,

Only if you have a bussy tho

nilloc ,

More of a badger problem imo

ImplyingImplications ,

Benis :DDD

FrostyCaveman ,

Fug :-DDDDD god benereal disease :-DDDDDD

t. FrostyGaveman :-DDDD

Mercury ,

Benis = boy penis

MissJinx ,
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Technus , to lemmyshitpost in Kids and their computers these days.

Okay but the real question is, can these nano chips run DOOM? Where can I find out how to jailbreak these bad boys?

Etterra ,

Maybe. I’m more concerned if they’re better with sour cream and onion or guac.

DannyMac , to lemmyshitpost in A story in two parts

You know, the Pontiac Aztec doesn’t seem so bad now

cordlesslamp , to lemmyshitpost in Most important map

Wall’s are the worst ice cream.

MintyFresh , to cat in Someone is unhappy that they were kicked out of the kitchen while eggs were being prepared

Poor kitty!

thisbenzingring , to linuxmemes in Your Southwest flight arrived on time.

On a secure closed network, old code and DOS based Win3.x is fine. Those apps are so nice to support. Training young people on those old technologies is fun.

masterofn001 ,

First job.out of highschool I got promoted to a management position.

Because I could use win3.1 and print the shipping labels.

I miss the 90s.

Dorkyd68 , to cat in He demands the munch

Well give it to him. Idc what it is, he asks you give end of story

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