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ivanafterall , to pics in [OC]One of the only good things about flying is looking out the window.
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“I love the smell of a good bombing run.”

(I misunderstood the picture on first glance.)

Reverendender , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit was called a sovcit in court, says no u.
DirkMcCallahan , to mildlyinteresting in Cards Against Humanity: Family Edition

I assume this is a version of Apples To Apples that’s just loaded with innuendo and double entendres? Because if so, that’s hilarious and I need a copy.

dohpaz42 OP ,
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This is Cards Against Humanity: Family Edition. A lot of poop and pee jokes abound. 🤣

SynopsisTantilize ,

The original game Cards against humanity is insanely vulgar.

can , to mildlyinteresting in Cards Against Humanity: Family Edition

That’s just Apples to Apples

henfredemars ,

At this point in my life, every person with whom I’ve played this game has died.

It seems like that would be unlikely, but probably best not to tempt fate.

can ,

There’s an apple a day joke there somewhere.

otter ,

Apparently, the idiom was created by the funeral industry, not unlike the “tradition” of diamond wedding rings, etc.

Swedneck ,
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a whole apple a day causes a buildup of cyanide, killing you early and thus creating more demand for coffins

deltapi ,

What did you do to them?!

flicker ,

You aren’t supposed to use the cards as a template!

Godort ,

Ive played this version with my nephews before. You can still be raunchy, but you’ve got to be a bit more creative with innuendo.

JusticeForPorygon ,
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My favorite card in that game is “Republicans”

MrQuallzin ,

It’s a pretty good introduction for those who don’t care for swearing and sexual jokes. Better than Apples to Apples, I’d say. Could use room for improvement, I’ve been meaning to put together a combination of the full game and expansions that my whole family can play

danc4498 ,

I’ve only played apples to apples once and nobody was interested in being funny. They always picked the best match, not the card that was funniest.

warbond ,

I played Apples to Apples once and I was the asshole trying to play the game for real, lol

FlyingSquid ,
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This is also known as the worst way to play Fibbage.

danc4498 ,

You mean asking the game to create a lie for you because you’re so terrible at improvising is not the right way to play? Phew!

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to pics in [OC] view from the exit of a 4km+ water cave

Looks pretty dry to me but I’m no expert.

Nooodel OP ,

Correct the drainage is around the next bend, but then you don’t see the beautiful exit anymore…

VelvetStorm , to games in Day 39 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post Screenshots (Fallout 76)

This screenshot seems so dark.

MyNameIsAtticus OP ,
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My bad, i forgot that i have my display settings way higher than most other people usually do

henfredemars , to pics in [OC] Spotted on a road which is funded by my taxes

With that plate, could be a sovcit lunatic.

T00l_shed ,

Is*

Rai , to aww in Rufus the Kunekune

What a wonderful being.

CheeryLBottom , to cat in The Boi In His Chair

Don’t move me, please

snausagesinablanket , to pics in [OC] Spotted on a road which is funded by my taxes
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  • nilloc ,

    Do we have an infowarriors community yet? It’s much more that than since the leopards haven’t apparently eaten their face yet.

    Reverendender ,

    Faces are a dish best served cold

    NegativeLookBehind OP ,
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    I like mine with some fava beans and Chianti

    snausagesinablanket ,
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    And a cheap dinner candle.

    NegativeLookBehind OP ,
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    Perhaps some lotion as well?

    kautau ,
    NegativeLookBehind OP ,
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    Whoa, look at the butt on that

    FauxPseudo ,
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    I’d prefer a Knowledge Fight community. This will help deter actual AJ fans from showing up by as much as 5%

    SnowMeowXP , to pics in [OC] view from the exit of a 4km+ water cave
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    This a high-effort pic! It makes you wonder and makes you want to be an adventurer!

    Nooodel OP ,

    Thanks :)

    HootinNHollerin , to lemmyshitpost in Quantum physics

    Imagine having an infinite number of girlfriends pissed at you

    JoMiran , to pics in [OC] Spotted on a road which is funded by my taxes
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    "I gave the government extra money for a vanity plate so that I can tell the world that I don’t support or recognize the government. "

    wagesj45 ,
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    Pretty sure it's not an official plate. The sovereign citizens will print their own. Sometimes like this in an effort to fool cops into thinking its a regular plate so they don't get pulled over.

    brbposting ,
    SturgiesYrFase ,
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    🤣🤣 “for a North American automatic covered wagon” the fucking mental gymnastics…jfc…

    NegativeLookBehind OP ,
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    “I refuse to play by the government’s rules and I will not support their policies or economy”

    Buys sovcit plate with USD

    doggle ,

    It’s not a customized plate, it’s just straight up fake. Sov citizens buy them, and cops often don’t even pull then over because they’re so fucking annoying to deal with.

    Hupf ,
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    How is handcuffing and unceremoniously throwing someone in jail annoying?

    Gestrid ,

    Just a guess, but it’s probably just because the person would end up throwing a tantrum. “YOU CAN’T ARREST ME! I’M BEING ARRESTED! I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG! WHERE’S YOUR PROOF!” (Or something like that.) As anyone around them tries to ignore the guy shouting at the top of his lungs and trying to do his best not to get handcuffed.

    Nooodel OP , to pics in [OC] view from the exit of a 4km+ water cave

    The cave’s interior is out of a story book, with stalactites, stalacmites and gigantic round dripstones, cathedral like openings, waterfalls and tight spots to dive and press through. Was a real adventure

    ChapulinColorado ,

    As a coward I can’t help but recall that YouTube channel that specializes in horrible cave deaths when someone mentions tight spots of potentially uncharted darkness… make it safe and have fun!

    brbposting ,

    Saddam Hussein hiding place meme.JPEG

    Nooodel OP ,

    The oldest traces of mankind in the cave go back to the Celtics, so quite some time ago. It is well explored. The cave is only accessible with licensed guides. We went in the first kilometer, where everything is still pretty tame, no protracted crawling etc + it was a dry day with low water levels. But yeah, 2h in and you know you will take 2h again to get out. That’s the point where you start wondering what happens if someone breaks their ankle…

    The guide explained to us that there is a cave rescue team that comes and gets you out of anything happens, but it takes roughly 14 h to get someone injured back out again o.O

    SnowMeowXP ,
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    14 hours??! I’d be dead by then, even if I just stubbed my toe!

    Linktank , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit was called a sovcit in court, says no u.

    “She shook her head yes”

    This line is all you need to see to know that this person is a moron or a lunatic.

    You don’t shake your head to say yes.

    Hawke ,

    Some people use that phrase to mean “nod”. It’s the same action just a different direction.

    5wim ,

    And their point is that they are wrong to do so.

    Hawke ,

    It’s not great phrasing I agree… but it is a common way to describe it.

    It’s the action that matters not the description.

    If “she” (not clear who) moved her head back and forth in a vertical rotation, it doesn’t matter if you call it “shook her head yes” or “nodded”. The meaning is the same.

    If she moved her head back and forth in a horizontal rotation and this person interpreted that as a “yes”, then that is insanity.

    5wim ,

    It’s just not the accepted and used English for those actions. If it was something like “rotated” then it would be ambiguous and subject to interpretation, but the word “shook” already has a meaning

    Hawke ,

    So it sounds like you’re just not familiar with the phrase. It might not be “accepted and used” in your area, and I agree it’s confusing. But it is common, regardless.

    Many examples can be found in your choice of search engine, here’s one result but it’s very very common.

    As Schwanz’s granddaughter approached Lemmon’s casket, she shook her head yes and said, “That’s her,” referring to her great-grandmother, Rummerfield.

    5wim ,

    Not only is “common” unfortunately not a quantitative assertion (and I disagree), many incorrect usages are “common.”

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_shake

    As earlier stated, obviously some people might use the opposite words for a particular effect.

    Hawke ,

    I mean feel free to count search results if you care to assess exactly how common it is. Regardless, writing this phrase is not “insanity”

    5wim ,

    I’m pretty sure I only said it was wrong.

    Kayday ,

    Whenever I see that line in books, I have taken it to mean a reluctant yes. As if the person is both shaking their head in exasperation and conceding something to the other person.

    meco03211 ,

    It’s definitely a sign of being disingenuous. Either outright lying or placating the listener.

    Angry_Autist ,

    some cultures do, just not ours

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