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loomi , to lemmyshitpost in Before it's too late!

I fight bleed and groan monthly 🤷‍♀️

pyre ,

that’s why you don’t need to be taught those things. you need lessons on long hair and pink

tpihkal ,

Women, smh. Do we have to explain everything‽

Agent641 ,

I fight, bleed and groan every time I go to the toilet.

aviationeast , to pics in [OC] Cows

Moo

Zeppo , to greentext in Anon is asking the difficult questions
@Zeppo@sh.itjust.works avatar

Number one is actually a trap because she probably won’t understand you and still will do stupid things.

moosetwin , to games in My wacky Stanly Parable-inspored game called DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON (To Delete The Multiverse) finally reached 5000+ wishlists today!
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Were you inspired to make your game by any of these? they seem similar:

paragraph where I tried to remember the name of dude stopI started writing this comment to ask about a specific itch.io or gamejolt game, but I can’t remember the title, it was a downloadable point and click game similar to There Is No Game, it had a narrator, several trophies that the narrator would give you, (including bad ones for disobeying the narrator) and I think a demo. I remember it being popular around the time of the original There Is No Game and

Road_Warrior_10 OP ,

No, main insperations where Stanley Parable, Portal and Watch Paint Dry (A Half-Life 2) mod. Out of these I’m a big fan of Firewatch and Superliminal

EleventhHour , to programmer_humor in CrowdStrike is a verb now
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

Time to consider a name change, guys

over_clox ,

Task failed successfully 👍

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in Gaming battlestation

Nice cloaca.

JackbyDev , to greentext in Anon is asking the difficult questions

It’s a false dichotomy. Embrace polyamory.

MrJameGumb OP ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Polyamory is what happens when too many type 2 people get together in one place though

JackbyDev ,

I’ll have you know I don’t have BPD, just ADHD!

captainlezbian ,

Yeah my polycule is all adhd no bpd (though one woman was misdiagnosed with it 20 some years ago). It’s great, nice and stable.

MachineFab812 ,

Big criteria overlap between BPD and Complex PTSD.

captainlezbian ,

Fair, and both she and I do have cptsd. But she’s autistic and traumatized. Apparently the doctors thought she was lying as a teenager when she said her mom was dating a “crack whore”.

Default_Defect ,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Did. I’d rather be heart crushingly disappointed by one person at a time instead.

JackbyDev ,

I get that. I think there are higher highs and lower lows. I honestly can’t even begin to imagine what it’d be like dealing with two or more breakups at the same time.

Apytele , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Alternative Medicine

If you leave the salt out the oil will allow you to rub the muscle deeply and promote fresh bloodflow full of oxygen and nutrients to the area to help it repair itself without irritating the skin with the friction. Also do some research into “comedogenicity” and try out some oils that are less likely to clog your pores to see what works best for your skin. I’ve personally had the most luck with Argan oil but every body is different. If you leave the salt in you can get a good exfoliation going so maybe save that for your feet.

variants ,

Could I just inject oxygen for immediate relief

Apytele ,

If you wanna risk an embolism, but you’re unlikely to hit a vessel meaning it’ll probably just hurt really bad.

LogicalDrivel ,
@LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz avatar

So what your saying is use liquid Oxygen then, got it.

fushuan ,

So use actual massage oils instead of olive oil, or hot pomades.

Banichan , to lemmyshitpost in Lifetime achievement
@Banichan@dormi.zone avatar

Would just love to see that acceptance speech.

Annoyed_Crabby ,
kuneho , to linuxmemes in Tough choice
@kuneho@lemmy.world avatar

14 werewolves…

it’s just suspiciously perfect

Diplomjodler3 , to lemmyshitpost in LOCK EM UP

Let’s make this the emblem of this campaign.

Zink ,

Or if not, can we get the transparent aggressively smiling Kamala face in the corner of all election related memes?

Apytele , to programmer_humor in CrowdStrike is a verb now

Like Enron, LOL.

xmunk , to programmer_humor in HTML with Excel

Oh, that’s an excellent way to start if you’re building a database in CSS.

Diplomjodler3 ,

What colour do you want your database to be?

Whelks_chance ,

In the shape of a kitten

odium ,

That’s fine as long as you don’t need it to be centered.

Opisek ,

Vertically AND horizontally, please.

MajorHavoc ,

“And do people want fire that can be fitted nasally?”

ByteOnBikes ,

css-tricks.com/css-database-queries/

  1. Use a hand-modified-to-ESM version of SQL.js, which is SQLite in JavaScript.
  2. Get a database ready that SQL.js can query.
  3. Build a Houdini PaintWorklet that executes queries in JavaScript and paints the results back to the screen in that <canvas>-y way that PaintWorklets do.
  4. Pass the query you want to run into the worklet by way of a CSS custom property.
herrcaptain ,
  1. Go straight to jail.

Edit: No idea what’s up with the formatting. In my app this shows as step 5 but it seems to render as step 1. Is the Lemmy DB done in CSS?

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

For me it shows as step 5, in Firefox on Android using web browser interface. Also I can view your source which shows as simply “5. Go…”, so it is definitely your app.

herrcaptain ,

Weird! Thanks for letting me know. I guess that’s what I get for using an app (Sync) that the developer abandons for months at a time.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

It’s not the best UI, but you can also view your comment from a standard web browser, just to see how it looks. The advantage to the web browser is that it is always by definition maximally up-to-date:-) - though its baseline functionality may still be lower than an app if the latter is done well.

awesome_lowlander ,

Problem in this case is the specification is vague on what the ‘correct’ thing to display is.

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Lemmy is fine, it depends on the markdown parser/renderer. Markdown allows you to use any numbers for numbered lists and the renderer is supposed to display them corrected.

As you can imagine that leaves a lot of ambiguity

melvisntnormal ,

Put a slash before the dot, like 5.:

  1. Go straight to jail.

This is a Markdown issue really. Starting a line with a number and then a dot turns that line into an item in an ordered list. The most common behaviour (that I’ve seen) is to start that list from 1, regardless of what number is used. The intent is to make it easy to add items later without renumbering everything, for living documents at least.

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

oh fuck off with this bullshit

MisterCrisper , to lemmyshitpost in Fishin' really clears the mind

Looks like it provides full fivehead coverage.

Norgur , to lemmyshitpost in LOCK EM UP
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

If Donald is immune, isn't Kamala immune if she orders the FBI to throw him in the brig if (please, don't fuck this up! VOTE!) she becomes president?

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Wouldn’t she already have those powers now as vice president?

Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

We'd have to ask the Supreme Court if that's the case and the way those "super neutral judges" act... maybe we wait until after the election for that one.

nightwatch_admin ,

Why not let the current president do it? He is still in office.

folekaule ,

And better yet, he’s not running for re-election.

nightwatch_admin ,

Exactly, going out with a


<span style="color:#323232;">* B O O M *  
</span>

and no one can lay a finger on him.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Pretty sure SCOTUS carved out the exception for only the president based on their bullshit logic that the president needs to act without waiting a few seconds to consult the president’s army of lawyers waiting on standby 24 hours a day.

mkwt ,

Specifically several sitting justices have previous white house administration experience where they had to worry about consulting their lawyers because of the illegal stuff they were doing (like Iran Contra).

Ilovethebomb ,

Just sit down in the corner for a minute, and think of how trump’s supporters would react if someone actually stole the election like that.

There’d be a civil war.

Duamerthrax ,

They’re already demanding civil war if he loses fairly.

Ilovethebomb ,

Yeah, that’s my point. He lost fair and square, and they refused to believe it and staged an insurrection. If you actually did pull something like that, out in the open, there would be a second civil war.

zbyte64 ,

Biden could do it after the votes are cast, but to what end? We really need a functioning justice system …

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