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Rakonat , to noncredibledefense in Please don't ban me for posting classified documents

How did I end up on the Warthunder forums?

solsangraal , to lemmyshitpost in Boy meat

uterbraten ftw

SpruceBringsteen , to memes in Guess Who's Back

You’re an up an coming music artist with a song starting to gain some traction.

Super famous singer “offers” to be featured on your track

Super famous singer then hits you with a bill for that feature you obviously can’t pay

You can either take down your trending song, or sign a developmental deal with the label, where they basically own your past and future work.

slumlordthanatos ,

Super famous singer “offers” to be featured on your track

“Sure! I had my lawyer write up a contract; let me send it to your people and we can go from there.”

If they’re cool, they’ll negotiate and sign a contract. “Just trust me, bro!” is never an acceptable answer. Protect yourself; have a contract before collaborating with anyone.

RidderSport , to lemmyshitpost in Boy meat
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capt_wolf , to lemmyshitpost in How dare he
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“Honey, get the resin! I have an idea!”

atocci ,

It would make for an amazing looking gaming table. Not sure how well trying to keep track of your own dice on it would go though…

capt_wolf ,
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A lot of people I know have mats, trays, or some sort of rollers. Would make for some cool campaign ideas though. Characters are all drugged, drunk, suffering from insanity.

“I’m going to need you to put on these and roll without your mat…”

neidu2 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit has tried everything.

I’m sure this won’t cause any problems for the kid in the future, and that their relationship with the parents will be just fine.

GBU_28 , to noncredibledefense in Please don't ban me for posting classified documents

There’s a grate on the intakes.

They can claim they built them for radar reasons, but we know it was to keep shovels out.

Please get your act together this proposal is silly.

CanadaPlus ,

We move to hand spades then?

GBU_28 ,

Grid is 1.5cm spacing.

CanadaPlus ,

Hmm. Small measuring spoons?

Advanced tactics: forgo dirt, just dump in a bin of carefully-oriented 1/4 teaspoon measures.

verity_kindle ,

Use powdered milk, it gets everywhere and sticks to everything. Very hydrophilic, rust city USA

sugar_in_your_tea ,

And if you have extra, makes for a delicious drink on the way home.

verity_kindle ,

Powdered whole milk in hot tea is magic! Maximum tea, minimizes dilution. I’m assuming, of course, that you are in a Challenger.

LostXOR ,

Seems like a perfect job for some long metal sticks. Time to bring back the javelin!

jack ,

Pitchforks it is, then.

superduperpirate ,

Will that fit an MRE spoon?

hemko ,

You need a missile strike first on the grate, then you can throw the shovel

GBU_28 ,

How ya gonna do that? It’s stelf

hemko ,

Eyeball it

OozingPositron ,
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I suppose that’s why he’s using dirt instead of the entire shovel.

downpunxx , to lemmyshitpost in How dare he

yeah, this ain't it fam. randomly attacking people on the internet and accusing them of being pedophiles with the last name that ends in stein. dude was just showing off his daughters dice collection.

Feathercrown ,

Yes, that’s the point

x4740N , to lemmyshitpost in Boy meat

I don’t like that title

Aurenkin , to lemmyshitpost in How dare he

Rolled a nat 1 on their history check I see.

Agent641 , to aboringdystopia in This is where gift cards are at

Hurts more when Mum gives you one every birthday.

lemmur , to science_memes in yarr

Bruh, everyone knows that elsiver is the best doi browser for scihub

Of course I do not encourage using scihub.se or annas library or any other illegal source.

Sabata11792 , to aboringdystopia in This is where gift cards are at

Ah yes, the “Get Fucked” gift card.

spacecadet , to lemmyshitpost in Water

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neidu2 , to noncredibledefense in Please don't ban me for posting classified documents

You missed a weak point: Pilots are susceptible to damage from having a shovel firmly whacked in their faces.

mindbleach ,

“Would you care to share my toasted cheese sandwich?”

SPANG

verity_kindle ,

I’m enjoying a succulent Chinese meal, Z.

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