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TheDudeV2 , to memes in The likes the upvotes

I got 2.7k on a post, but I just got lucky.

apfelwoiSchoppen , to aboringdystopia in no seating nearby
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Amazing how ubiquitous this is in poor and working class areas in my city.

grue ,

Not in my city! Most of our bus stops look more like this:

https://live.staticflickr.com/8444/7913160434_a5e8232fd8_b.jpg

(No bench, no shelter – you’re lucky if there’s even so much as a sidewalk, and I’ve even seen some bus stops where there were impenetrable bushes all the way up to the curb.)

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
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Yeah, we have a lot of that too. And even more former bus stops that were bus stops.

gedaliyah , to lemmyshitpost in A legend has left us
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Thank goodness for the context, I could have been misled about something important.

shikogo , to cat in Someday

I just love the vibes of this.

Zachariah , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is sooooo close..
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It’s the government. It can just print more money.

AmidFuror ,

And that has no influence on the price of goods, which is strictly decided by the buyer and seller. Or so I read today.

dejected_warp_core ,

Not even that. All your state’s comptroller^1^ has to do is discharge debts made to the state, by writing “discharged with prejudice” with red pen on the DOT contractor bills. But this only works on pink collection notices, not normal paperwork. State stays out of debt and the roads stay paved.

^1^ Yep, that’s a real word.

Honytawk ,

And end up like Germany after WW1 where bills were cheaper than firewood?

http://www.strangehistory.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Burning-Money-in-Germany-in-Inflation-Crisis.jpg

snekerpimp , to lemmyshitpost in Virginia is shrinking!

Soon it’ll just be the peninsula. A bunch of ponies and Eastern Shore seasonals

z00s , to memes in hallelujah

That’s why you gotta YouTube-dl

MonkderDritte , to memes in elon is a lame poser

Wannabe cowboy.

Carrolade , to insanepeoplefacebook in I'm sure glad Paul Bunyan took care of that problem.

Not sure he’s big/strong enough, those rock formations are absolutely huge. These things would have to basically be Yggdrasil.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
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Let’s face it, we’re stumped

pigup ,

My stream of consciousness has been trunkated

DaMonsterKnees , to lemmyshitpost in Virginia is shrinking!

Still trying to shake off the Eastern Shore…

Looking at you, Onancock…

todd_bonzalez , to lemmyshitpost in poni

Fun fact: Horses can’t vomit.

vetscope.vet/discussions/629

MHanak ,

What are we looking at then?

Klear ,

Horse eating. The photo is played backwards.

Katana314 ,

I’m just picturing a horse walking up to hay and activating VACCU-SUC mode

jaybone ,

How do you play a photo?

Klear ,

Forwards, usually. Just not in this case.

jaybone ,

You play records on a phonograph, maybe you can play photos on a recordgraph?

morrowind ,
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AI pic

tjsauce ,

The motion blur is too good, as well as the surrounding geometry. Then again, AI pics are getting more realistic

morrowind ,
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The motion blur is what is most characteristic of AI. Also the horses lack of shadow, the nonsense text on signs, the fact that there’s a horse in a convenience store.

tetris11 ,
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Eh it could just be really diffuse lighting in the store. The horse looks real enough under the light, as does the sandy vomit.

I think what gives it away is the weird cola shelving and the strange purple light fixture

CanadianCarl ,

And the fact that everyone pointed out that horses can’t vomit. Which I just learned.

tetris11 ,
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same, but if a horse could vomit, I can imagine it would have that look and consistency, albeit hopefully not so much volume

again, the only fake looking part of the image for me are the background items

deranger ,

Obviously it’s a vampiric horse, hence no shadow.

door_in_the_face ,

It may be the exact moment that the horse tears open a bag of grain, spilling it’s contents. Not sure though.

MarcomachtKuchen ,

That seems like a huge design error. Who’s responsible for this?

Snowclone ,

In the wild they spend most of their day running. That action would make them throw up consistently, so they developed the ability to not throw up.

KillingTimeItself ,

the entirety of the horse is a design error, ever wonder why they sleep standing up?

eager_eagle ,
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KillingTimeItself ,

maybe he was just chilling

RecluseRamble ,

There’s a German saying about that: “Ich hab schon Pferde kotzen sehen” (I’ve seen horses vomit) implying you’ve seen everything, even the impossible.

Samsy ,

An equivalent to flying pigs?

Blyfh ,

That would be “Wenn Schweine fliegen (können)”. It’s a literal translation.

froh42 ,

Ich habe Dinge gesehen, die ihr Menschen niemals glauben würdet. Gigantische Schiffe, die brannten, draußen vor der Schulter des Orion. Und ein rosa fliegendes Schwein, genannt Pupsi, im Kino, nahe meiner 6-jährigern Tochter.

froh42 ,

RFC 1925 (3) With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them as they fly overhead.

paschko_mato ,

Das hab ich ja noch nie gehört. Wo kommst du her?

Samsy ,

Direkt aus einer Wendy Zeitschrift.

MojoMcJojo ,

What about giraffes?

Wogi ,

Giraffes vomit constantly and on purpose.

Then they chew it again and swallow it. Because 4 stomachs just isn’t enough.

MeatPilot , to memes in hallelujah
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Did you try looking in your search history?

fubo , to pics in Cat.

Spot the Homestuck reference.

UnRelatedBurner ,

I once wanted to start with homestuck. once

disguy_ovahea , to lemmyshitpost in Ergo, you can eat Bologna with classic pancake toppings

Yup. Fried bologna tastes like hot dogs. It’s pretty good in a grilled cheese.

loaExMachina ,

A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of “melts”. Almost every “grilled cheese” sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called “grilledcheese” is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It’s called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don’t know what the hell you’d call that but it’s not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I’ve eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled “melts” because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I’m not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I’ve seen post after post of peoples “grilled cheeses” all over reddit and it’s been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now. You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.

HobbitFoot ,

Geez, don’t have a melt down.

zakobjoa ,
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Are you lost?

theedqueen ,

Pretty sure this is a copy and paste from a post on Reddit that went viral

zakobjoa ,
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Ah okay.

Bakkoda ,

I occasionally will sprinkle shredded cheese in the pan and then set an almost perfectly grilled cheese on that until it crisps on the outside. I do this for both sides. This becomes a Cheese, Grilled but i fully and humbly submit to you that this should be allowed to continue being called a Grilled Cheese. Thank you for your time they who are so knowledgeable in the ways of grilling cheese.

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FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit secured a carrier, Josh helped.
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Narrator: Josh was subsequently fired.

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