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bappity , to aboringdystopia in Never believe the hype.
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

community notes is the BEST thing that Twitter could have ever done

fluxion ,

Which means Elon will find some way to render them useless soon

thesporkeffect ,

Ooohh, he’s tryin’

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

He doesn’t need to render it useless, he just needs to delete community notes applied to his own tweets, which he does.

Buddahriffic ,

Someone who still cares to use Twitter should write a third party add-on that allows community notes outside of elon’s control.

independantiste ,
@independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

I would argue it is one of the best features of any social media to date

Noel_Skum , to funny in There's just something about it

RoboCop gonna want his piece back.

HonkTonkWoman ,

Yup. Got some more dicks that need a shootin’.

Ilovethebomb , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

shink-TONK

shink

shink-TONK

shink

shink-TONK

shink

shink-TONK

Xeroxchasechase ,

Like music to my ear!

meathorse ,

Mate, ease up!

Add some lube and loosen your death grip and you’ll have a more pleasant experience

Siegfried , to cat in might of the ancestors

I see a mighty ancestor and an equally mighty descendant

shalafi , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

It’s a pole pounder, which, coincidentally, is my nickname.

psmgx ,

Also Grindr handle

EvilEyedPanda ,

And the name of his first porno!

slaacaa , to games in Day 1 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until A) I forget to post a Screenshot or B) I somehow run out of screenshots to share

Great things from small beginnings. What a game.

In 2016 I was sitting at home recovering after they removed a wisdom tooth, and finished it during a long weekend.

MyNameIsAtticus OP ,
@MyNameIsAtticus@lemmy.world avatar

They’re probably one of my favorite series of all time. I played the first 3 on the Nathan Drake collection on PS4, then earlier this year I picked up Legacy of thieves on my Steam Deck, thinking it contained 1-4 along with Lost Legacy (I’m still a bit upset 1-3 never got a proper PC release but oh well).

I played through 4 and I think it may be my favorite of the franchise. It’s an amazing conclusion to Nathan’s story and it felt like a really amazing entry in the franchise imo. The franchise definitely embodies Sic Parvis Magna I feel like

cmgvd3lw , to lemmyshitpost in shræmp

I don’t have a brown sweater.

metaStatic ,

it doesn't need to start out brown

bolexforsoup , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

I hate magic internet point farming like this. It’s so obnoxious.

comrade19 ,

or the top comment saying THE AGREE BUTTON - - - - >

lseif ,

I FARTED ---------->

saltesc ,

And the Steam reviews saying to like the ASCII cat or some other dumb shit.

brbposting ,

1 like = 1 prayer

1 share = 3 prayers

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

1 prayer = 3 shares

3 prayers = 10 likes

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Can’t always find a solid shitpost in the barrel. Sometimes you stick your hand in the shit barrel and find shit of questionable consistency.

bolexforsoup ,

Oh I see how that reads now. That was not a dig at you. I was just saying I hate those types of posts. Seeing as we are on shit post I just kind of assumed you were throwing it out there in all of it obnoxious glory

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I definitely didn’t take it as a comment on my own behavior, I agree that this kind of shit is obnoxious. I just wanted to make jokes about diarrhea.

bolexforsoup ,

lol

hungryphrog ,

What’s the opposite of a solid shitpost? Diarrheapost?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Probably? That should be a community tbh.

TORFdot0 ,

Lemmy doesn’t track your cumulative karma as far as I can tell. So it’s not really farming since you don’t even get a badge that says you have a big pp for it

bolexforsoup ,

I’m talking about this genre post in general

Tar_alcaran , to greentext in Anon notices

Plenty of straight men prefer cats too.

Obviously cats are better

Kiosade ,

Cats are conflicting for me. They can be cute, but I hate when they try to walk on me. Because I know if I try to move them they’ll probably scratch me. And that’s no bueno to me, just makes me anxious as fuck when they walk my way while i’m sitting on a couch trying to relax.

Zorsith ,
@Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Dogs are too energetic and overstimulating for me to be around. I’m fairly allergic to them as well, so I have a decent excuse for the people who insist their dog will be perfectly well-behaved and calm (they weren’t).

oxideseven ,

There are some really lazy breeds out there. Like great danes. They are giant couch potatoes. You will have to give up your couch though.

Fah_Q ,

Oh my God. A cat scratch. I wouldn’t wish that pain and agony on my worst enemy. I bet when it happened you had to sell that couch because of all the memories and PTSD. You don’t need a cat because you’re already a pussy anyway.

Ookami38 ,

Guess it takes a right cunt to spot a pussy huh?

kusivittula ,

my cats walk over me like i’m a carpet. sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night with a paw in my mouth or a cats ass on my face. but they never scratch me on purpose.

Kiosade ,

It’s more when I’ve tried to pick them up, they try to dig in because they don’t want to be picked up. It’s a catch 22 situation.

kusivittula ,

my cats stick into whatever is under them with their nails when i try to pick them up

rekorse ,

Lol just keep pulling and the Velcro breaks

EddoWagt ,

Well maybe you shouldn’t pick up cats you don’t know if they don’t want that

lightnsfw ,

I always assume people that don’t like cats also struggle with respecting boundaries.

Kiosade ,

The problem is I tend to shift around a lot, and cats hate that. So i try to “nip it in the bud” to make sure to avoid the situation altogether, but sometimes they sneak up on me while watching a movie or something.

JameUwU ,

Thats why you always keep the claw trimmers around and if theyre too long you push on their toe beans a bit to expose the claw, and give it a little snip. You dont get hurt and the cat now has an objective to make them sharp again over the next few weeks

Kiosade ,

That’s good to know! Unfortunately all the cats I see are other people’s, and so it would be awkward to be like “hey before we sit down, can we trim your cat’s claws a bit?”

JameUwU ,

LOL! That makes me want to do that

bitchkat ,

And plenty of people that aren’t straight men prefer dogs.

Tar_alcaran ,

True, but that doesn’t help me espouse on the superiority of cats. How else will I gain Mittens’ approval?

Ookami38 ,

You won’t. It’s a cat. Cats never approve. Cats don’t know affection.

Itdidnttrickledown , to insanepeoplefacebook in I think this is the craziest sovcit so far because he wants the pope to sign whatever this is.

Just when you think you have seen sovcit rock bottom you spot one with a shovel.

wheeldawg ,

Nah, this guy can just swim thru the bedrock at the bottom of Minecraft.

Nikls94 , to linuxmemes in IT outage: banks, airlines and media hit by issues linked to Windows PCs

Everyone shitting on windows, yet this thing exists on Linux as well… I also started to dislike windows, yet this is not the time to be against windows users, this is to go against Cloudstrike together for even letting this happen.

renzev ,

I agree. I also think part of the blame can be placed on the system administrators who failed to make a recovery plan for circumstances like these – it’s not good to blindly place your trust in software that can be remotely updated.

In Linux, this type of scenario could be prevented by configuring servers to make copy-on-write snapshots before every software upgrade (e.g. with BTRFS or LVM), and automatically switching back to the last good snapshot if a kernel panic or other error is detected. Do you know if something similar can be achieved under Windows?

Nikls94 ,

Sadly, I don’t know. I’m way worse with computers than I want to be, just careful about where I get my information.

Tier1BuildABear ,
@Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

It’s the time to go against proprietary monopolizing software

doubletwist ,

Exactly, the blame here is entirely on Crowdstrike. they could just as easily have made similar mistake in an update for the Linux agent that would crash the system and bring down half the planet.

I will say, the problem MIGHT have been easier to fix or work around on the Linux systems.

ianhclark510 ,
@ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Citation needed, my NUC running Fedora made it through this without a hitch

littlebluespark , to science_memes in The scientific method
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

Similar to the water:piss ratio regarding (US?) swimming pools, insofar as the knowledge that the “nostalgic” smell of swimming pools is not the comforting presence of chlorine so many believe it to be, and is in fact the confirmation of a volume of piss in the water that is rapidly nearing the extent of said chlorine’s capacity to neutralize (sapped also by ceaseless sunshine & innumerable contaminants hitching rides on patrons’ oblivious meatsacs).

In short: if you smell “pool”, someone(s) have pissed in it. A lot.

slackassassin ,

Chlorine reacts with a lot more than piss and you should be far more concerned if you don’t smell it.

littlebluespark ,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

Good tip, though the water:piss ratio still stands.

Waraugh ,

Agreed, I take showers in the morning but sometimes I’ll end the night with a really hot bath, it helps my body not hurt in the morning if I’ve been working hard that day. I will take a piss before I get in the tub but I’ll be damned if I don’t almost always pee some while I’m laying in the tub relaxing. It’s never seemed to be anything to give a shit about to me but some people do seem hyper sensitive to that kind of thing. My partner and I have peed while in the bathtub together before and it didn’t gross either of us out. Maybe it would be more gross if our urine was dark yellow or more noticeable beyond feeling the warmth for less than a minute.

littlebluespark ,
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Nope, too much piss. Also, “peed while in the bathtub together” is a bit too far, and that’s not even including possible eye contact. To illustrate: what simple thing makes eating a banana in public creepy/hot? Eye contact. You do you, but stay outta my tub.

Aggravationstation , to lemmyshitpost in shræmp
Slovene , to cat in This is why I want to talk to the manager
Aggravationstation ,

Arrgh! I came here to post that exact comic!

felixwhynot , to lemmyshitpost in Cyberpunk 2024
@felixwhynot@lemmy.world avatar

Ok but to be fair this is vintage

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