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FelixCress , to lemmyshitpost in Happy International Blue Screen Day

Keep installing these compulsory updates which your overlords let you postpone but not to decline. Good sheep.

MHanak ,

“Stop installing updates to your security software and let it stagnate”

FelixCress ,

Good sheep. Updates good, no updates bad.

MHanak ,

I wonder how many unpatched zero days anything you are running has

FelixCress ,

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they already screwed up everything they could.

Strykker ,

This wasn’t a windows issue you fucking neanderthal.

FelixCress ,

Baaah, baaah, four legs good, two legs bad

cygnus , to linuxmemes in -----BEGIN PRIVATE KEY-----
@cygnus@lemmy.ca avatar

Replying to a 10-year-old tweet is a power move in itself.

SeattleRain , to greentext in Anon notices

Families and children prefer dogs.

formergijoe , to insanepeoplefacebook in Jimmy Corsetti shows his wisdom once again.

This guy wants non-US citizens to vote for TRUMP!!! STOLEN ELECTION!!!

henfredemars , to funny in There's just something about it
Kecessa ,

Well that makes me not want to buy gigabyte products ever again…

henfredemars ,

They do make some good products, but they also make tacticool RGB gamer motherboards that are quite showy. My latest build is all black, no lights.

kusivittula ,

my gigabyte products make me not want to buy gigabyte products ever again…

Kecessa ,

Never had any issues with mine but I know they’re not known to be the best

stom ,

Used em for nearly 20 years but their newer stuff has some reduced build quality in favour of aesthetics. The model I bought had particularly bad coil whine (as did it’s RMA replacement) so I shifted from them.

kusivittula ,

my new gigabyte mobo also has an annoyingly loud constant buzzing sound, extremely slow post and comically buggy bios. a few friends had to rma their gb mobos because DOA, loose ram slots, instability etc… also my gpu is gigabyte 3060ti and it has a lot of problems too, nvidia is mostly to blame but i think it’s gigabytes fault that the fans minimum speed is very loud, around 1200 rpm. the fans are normally off but the temps climb to around 60c even when idle, then fans go WROOOOOOM for a few mins and then turn off. my new case has air intake at the bottom, 2x 140 mm fans blowing right into the gpu but still the damn gpu fans sometimes turn on even when just watching a video. and it’s not because of dust, the heatsink is perfectly clean.

Madison420 ,

Why?

Most online gaming is fps or RPG. Why would a magazine be offensive if a sword wasn’t.

apocalypticat ,
@apocalypticat@lemmy.world avatar

I’m going to guess because of the gun deaths epidemic.

Madison420 ,

I’m gunna bet over time a sharp bladed instrument has taken orders of magnitude more lives.

So again, is a sword melee worship and how would that be more or less offensive.

HauntedCupcake ,

Year 1066 problems just aren’t as relevant in today’s political and social climate. William of Orange totally would have had a sick sword themed gaming PC though

Madison420 ,

No one is getting stabbed and there aren’t more stabbing deaths worldwide is what you’re saying.

Simulation6 ,

Probably not. They were in use for a much longer time, but population sizes and army sizes were much smaller during those times. Also, they are less deadly.

Madison420 ,

They’re still in use and are a larger cause of accidental death as well.

Kecessa ,

I’m against encouraging the gun worship epidemic that kills tens of thousands a year.

Madison420 ,

How is that gun worship?

Kecessa ,

Did you look at the picture or you’re just trolling?

Madison420 ,

Are you?

It’s a motherboard aimed at higher end fps clan play, it’s a relevant object on a relevant object.

So I say again, rpg themed system with a sword on it. Offensive?

Cars and drugs on a GTA themed system. Offensive?

I think you’re just picking something benign to be upset about in the most safe time in human history. Statistically you were more likely to be murdered in 1950 before the gun worship culture was as prevalent then today. Teach, compassion, life skills and critical thinking, fear mongering over inanimates isn’t particularly useful.

Kecessa ,

Gun violence isn’t only about murders.

There’s no sword violence epidemic.

Go tell people in third world countries or first Nations that guns have made their life safer than any other time in history and see what they have to say about that.

And yeah, a drug themed motherboard would be fucking offensive, what an idiotic question!

Madison420 ,

Notice that I didn’t say it was.

Historically there is and statistically gun violence is lower now than ever before hence no epidemic. It’s just what you see most on the news because that’s how they hold your attention and make their money.

They’d agree.

How? You don’t have to buy it. I’m sure you own some shit other people find offensive, what of it?

Kecessa ,

pewresearch.org/…/what-the-data-says-about-gun-de…

While 2021 saw the highest total number of gun deaths in the U.S., this statistic does not take into account the nation’s growing population. On a per capita basis, there were 14.6 gun deaths per 100,000 people in 2021 – the highest rate since the early 1990s, but still well below the peak of 16.3 gun deaths per 100,000 people in 1974.

Highest since the early 1990s, doesn’t sound like it’s lower than ever before to me, right?

Madison420 ,

A downward trend is still downward, you’re making mountains of molehills that are actively being graded back down to level.

rickyrigatoni ,

Have you also boycotted every game and movie that features guns or is motherboard decorations where you draw the line?

Sir_Simon_Spamalot ,

Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s a massive loss to them 🙄

Enzy ,

Pretty cool though

kamen ,

The colour scheme kind of screams “DFI” to me.

bappity , to aboringdystopia in Never believe the hype.
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

community notes is the BEST thing that Twitter could have ever done

fluxion ,

Which means Elon will find some way to render them useless soon

thesporkeffect ,

Ooohh, he’s tryin’

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

He doesn’t need to render it useless, he just needs to delete community notes applied to his own tweets, which he does.

Buddahriffic ,

Someone who still cares to use Twitter should write a third party add-on that allows community notes outside of elon’s control.

independantiste ,
@independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

I would argue it is one of the best features of any social media to date

Noel_Skum , to funny in There's just something about it

RoboCop gonna want his piece back.

HonkTonkWoman ,

Yup. Got some more dicks that need a shootin’.

Ilovethebomb , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

shink-TONK

shink

shink-TONK

shink

shink-TONK

shink

shink-TONK

Xeroxchasechase ,

Like music to my ear!

meathorse ,

Mate, ease up!

Add some lube and loosen your death grip and you’ll have a more pleasant experience

Siegfried , to cat in might of the ancestors

I see a mighty ancestor and an equally mighty descendant

shalafi , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

It’s a pole pounder, which, coincidentally, is my nickname.

psmgx ,

Also Grindr handle

EvilEyedPanda ,

And the name of his first porno!

slaacaa , to games in Day 1 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until A) I forget to post a Screenshot or B) I somehow run out of screenshots to share

Great things from small beginnings. What a game.

In 2016 I was sitting at home recovering after they removed a wisdom tooth, and finished it during a long weekend.

MyNameIsAtticus OP ,
@MyNameIsAtticus@lemmy.world avatar

They’re probably one of my favorite series of all time. I played the first 3 on the Nathan Drake collection on PS4, then earlier this year I picked up Legacy of thieves on my Steam Deck, thinking it contained 1-4 along with Lost Legacy (I’m still a bit upset 1-3 never got a proper PC release but oh well).

I played through 4 and I think it may be my favorite of the franchise. It’s an amazing conclusion to Nathan’s story and it felt like a really amazing entry in the franchise imo. The franchise definitely embodies Sic Parvis Magna I feel like

cmgvd3lw , to lemmyshitpost in shræmp

I don’t have a brown sweater.

metaStatic ,

it doesn't need to start out brown

bolexforsoup , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

I hate magic internet point farming like this. It’s so obnoxious.

comrade19 ,

or the top comment saying THE AGREE BUTTON - - - - >

lseif ,

I FARTED ---------->

saltesc ,

And the Steam reviews saying to like the ASCII cat or some other dumb shit.

brbposting ,

1 like = 1 prayer

1 share = 3 prayers

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

1 prayer = 3 shares

3 prayers = 10 likes

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Can’t always find a solid shitpost in the barrel. Sometimes you stick your hand in the shit barrel and find shit of questionable consistency.

bolexforsoup ,

Oh I see how that reads now. That was not a dig at you. I was just saying I hate those types of posts. Seeing as we are on shit post I just kind of assumed you were throwing it out there in all of it obnoxious glory

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I definitely didn’t take it as a comment on my own behavior, I agree that this kind of shit is obnoxious. I just wanted to make jokes about diarrhea.

bolexforsoup ,

lol

hungryphrog ,

What’s the opposite of a solid shitpost? Diarrheapost?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Probably? That should be a community tbh.

TORFdot0 ,

Lemmy doesn’t track your cumulative karma as far as I can tell. So it’s not really farming since you don’t even get a badge that says you have a big pp for it

bolexforsoup ,

I’m talking about this genre post in general

Tar_alcaran , to greentext in Anon notices

Plenty of straight men prefer cats too.

Obviously cats are better

Kiosade ,

Cats are conflicting for me. They can be cute, but I hate when they try to walk on me. Because I know if I try to move them they’ll probably scratch me. And that’s no bueno to me, just makes me anxious as fuck when they walk my way while i’m sitting on a couch trying to relax.

Zorsith ,
@Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Dogs are too energetic and overstimulating for me to be around. I’m fairly allergic to them as well, so I have a decent excuse for the people who insist their dog will be perfectly well-behaved and calm (they weren’t).

oxideseven ,

There are some really lazy breeds out there. Like great danes. They are giant couch potatoes. You will have to give up your couch though.

Fah_Q ,

Oh my God. A cat scratch. I wouldn’t wish that pain and agony on my worst enemy. I bet when it happened you had to sell that couch because of all the memories and PTSD. You don’t need a cat because you’re already a pussy anyway.

Ookami38 ,

Guess it takes a right cunt to spot a pussy huh?

kusivittula ,

my cats walk over me like i’m a carpet. sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night with a paw in my mouth or a cats ass on my face. but they never scratch me on purpose.

Kiosade ,

It’s more when I’ve tried to pick them up, they try to dig in because they don’t want to be picked up. It’s a catch 22 situation.

kusivittula ,

my cats stick into whatever is under them with their nails when i try to pick them up

rekorse ,

Lol just keep pulling and the Velcro breaks

EddoWagt ,

Well maybe you shouldn’t pick up cats you don’t know if they don’t want that

lightnsfw ,

I always assume people that don’t like cats also struggle with respecting boundaries.

Kiosade ,

The problem is I tend to shift around a lot, and cats hate that. So i try to “nip it in the bud” to make sure to avoid the situation altogether, but sometimes they sneak up on me while watching a movie or something.

JameUwU ,

Thats why you always keep the claw trimmers around and if theyre too long you push on their toe beans a bit to expose the claw, and give it a little snip. You dont get hurt and the cat now has an objective to make them sharp again over the next few weeks

Kiosade ,

That’s good to know! Unfortunately all the cats I see are other people’s, and so it would be awkward to be like “hey before we sit down, can we trim your cat’s claws a bit?”

JameUwU ,

LOL! That makes me want to do that

bitchkat ,

And plenty of people that aren’t straight men prefer dogs.

Tar_alcaran ,

True, but that doesn’t help me espouse on the superiority of cats. How else will I gain Mittens’ approval?

Ookami38 ,

You won’t. It’s a cat. Cats never approve. Cats don’t know affection.

Itdidnttrickledown , to insanepeoplefacebook in I think this is the craziest sovcit so far because he wants the pope to sign whatever this is.

Just when you think you have seen sovcit rock bottom you spot one with a shovel.

wheeldawg ,

Nah, this guy can just swim thru the bedrock at the bottom of Minecraft.

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