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Mastershelf , to lemmyshitpost in Kids and their computers these days.

Software developer here; this is 100% true. Computers were a mistake.

blackluster117 ,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

You know where you’re going to start your farm when you retire?

betterdeadthanreddit ,

Someplace that’s cold and far above sea level (for now).

abcd ,

I don’t know if I should feel happy or sad because there seem to be other devs dreaming the same retirement dream.

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

He is right, I do indeed get incredibly irritated by computers

dan1101 ,

I love computers, they are consistent and literal and logical. Can’t say the same for most people.

Valmond , to lemmyshitpost in Kids and their computers these days.

Beneral diseases.

Bezier ,
@Bezier@suppo.fi avatar

BENEREAL

dan1101 ,

That sounds worse than venereal. :O

InternetUser2012 , to lemmyshitpost in Kids and their computers these days.

This guy likely has many guns. This guy also votes. This is act of terrorism waiting to happen.

Track_Shovel , to lemmyshitpost in Kids and their computers these days.

He’s right about one thing: some posts on the internet can cause brain cancer.

fragrantvegetable , to games in Day 3 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post Screenshots

I finished this not long ago on my steam deck. The story was engaging but the gameplay was a bit of a slog. Had to push myself to finish it but was probably worth it in the end.

MyNameIsAtticus OP ,
@MyNameIsAtticus@lemmy.world avatar

I replay this game annually on my Steam deck. One of my Top 3 games of All time. The gameplay was definitely one of my favorite parts along with the story. But I can see why it wouldn’t be for everyone with how unusual it is sometimes. Have you played the second one? It goes much closer too a traditional survival horror game then the first with gameplay

fragrantvegetable ,

I didn’t play it when it came out so it’s not carried by nostalgia (like the old Resident Evil games which have also aged badly but I still do enjoy). Will give the second one a go someday. If it’s anything like the RE remakes I’ll probably enjoy it.

MyNameIsAtticus OP ,
@MyNameIsAtticus@lemmy.world avatar

I will say that I’ve only played the RE2 remake, but the entire time I was going through Alan Wake II the gameplay very reminiscent of that (at least imo)

AutoPastry ,

I felt the same way, enjoyed the narrative of the first but the action felt like a bit of a chore after a while. The second one is a lot more fun from a gameplay perspective, in my opinion. Just be warned that it is pretty demanding for the steam deck

fragrantvegetable ,

It’s quite far down my list but will pick it up someday and probably play it via moonlight then if it’s too much for the deck.

Psythik ,

The first game is more of an interactive movie than anything. The kind of game you play on the easiest difficulty. But at least the story is engaging. Keeps you at the edge of your seat the entire time.

Alan Wake 2—on the other hand—not so much. The story is boring and dare I complain that it has too much gameplay. It feels more like a completely different franchise than a sequel. I have severe ADHD so I’m not a fan. They overcomplicated everything and removed the waypoint; I found myself constantly having to pause the game every 30 seconds or so to orient myself, and most of the time I forget what I was supposed to be doing in the first place.

People with normal brains will probably enjoy Al 2 way more than the original, but it’s not for me.

fragrantvegetable ,

You might enjoy Bramble: The Mountain King. It’s basically a walking simulator with a good (and spooky) atmosphere and a couple of simple puzzles sprinkled in.

AFC1886VCC , to lemmyshitpost in Kids and their computers these days.

the computer do bad

psycho_driver , to lemmyshitpost in Kids and their computers these days.

This would look better on a Cybertruck

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks , to lemmyshitpost in Skub

All tested persons with testicles showed traces of skub in their testicular tissue. Skub bioaccumulates and is now everywhere in the environment.

ReplicantBatty ,

There’s microskubs in all the water these days

andrewth09 ,

Yeah but that’s what we want Skub to do. That’s the whole point of using Skub.

Mr_Dr_Oink , to lemmyshitpost in Kids and their computers these days.

Why does this read like english is this persons 2nd language, but look like it was made by someone for whom english is infact their 1st language?

ArmoredThirteen ,

At my high school a noticable number of students could barely read. They got passed through from a combination of parents trying to fire people if their kid is held back and teachers who either didn’t care or couldn’t spend the one on one time to help the kid. There was no functional system in place at my school to help kids who were borderline illiterate

Depending where this is, between that and possible mental health stuff English could be their first language

VirtualOdour ,

It’s tragic because a lot of these people aren’t just missing competent literacy but all the skills required to understand the world around them, and even worse often those ways of understanding have been replaced with religious nonsense by the people that raised them.

Imagine trying to make sense of the world when you think scientists work like preachers and prophets simply saying whatever feels right or suits the moment.

GBU_28 ,

Not making light, but this person’s first language is likely schizophrenia.

ThrowawayPermanente ,

The B/V switch and a couple missing pluralizations make me think Spanish

abbiistabbii , to memes in elon is a lame poser
@abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The picture feels AI generated

pyre ,

yeah I thought the same thing. there’s uncanny valley vibes; it looks more human than Elon, but not quite fully human.

RizzRustbolt ,

It’s the leather creases on the jacket. Not even remotely natural.

slumlordthanatos ,

I’m thinking someone went nuts with the Photoshop. It’s what Elon Musk thinks he looks like, and I don’t think AI would be able to get that look just the way Elon wants it.

Iheartcheese ,
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abbiistabbii ,
@abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Kek

Sam_Bass , to cat in Biker gang

Confirmed bikers are a bunch of pussies heh

Artyom , to greentext in Anon notices

Honest (and depressing) answer: dogs are larger and more expensive, so anyone who isn’t living on dual-income will prefer a cat. Being a woman is expensive, transitioning is expensive, being a guy who “just needs a bed and 4 walls” is cheaper, so dogs are back on the table.

EddoWagt ,

What do women need that’s so much more expensive than what men need?

Slatlun ,

Look up “pink tax” and “gender pay gap”.

BigPotato ,

Tampons and whatever the latest trendy things are?

EddoWagt ,

I have no idea how many tampons a woman needs in a month, but a pack of 32 is €5 so that can’t be a big expense

And whatever the latest trend is, is not something necessary so you can’t blame it on that either

BigPotato ,

Are you taking things seriously in a greentext post?

angstylittlecatboy ,

Doesn’t explain gay men.

gedaliyah , to lemmyshitpost in Kids and their computers these days.
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

I for one appreciate the illustration. Without it, I felt like I was reading gibberish

Zier , to pics in Disney's Hollywood Studios
@Zier@fedia.io avatar

So they stole the Xanadu Auditorium? (It was the Pan Pacific and it no longer exists).

captainlezbian , to greentext in Anon notices

Lesbians go either way here ironically

JackbyDev ,

The stereotype (that I’m aware of) is that lesbians love dogs.

captainlezbian ,

Yeah you have dog lesbians (me) and cat lesbians (my wife if she wasn’t allergic). Mind you cats love me too, and I love them back. But yeah both groups exist as internal stereotypes.

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