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metaStatic , to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story

how do you mess up the ball dryer that badly

FartsWithAnAccent , to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story
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“Worst urinal ever: 0/10, do not recommend.”

Vengefu1Tuna ,

“Blew pee everywhere”

pec , to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story

Wow! I want a huge quantity of those no penises sign so I can stick them all over town

registrert ,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

There are many places where a penis would be inappropriate. You’ll need a lot of stickers.

Norgur ,

What's the appeal process of someone else seems a penis to be appropriate somewhere where this sticker was put?

monotremata ,

It's less of an appeals process and more of a peel process.

Num10ck ,

careful, you might end up in a penal colony.

SeeMinusMinus , to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story
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Now I want to try. Thanks again lemmy 😭

ivanafterall , to lemmyshitpost in Follow me for more health and fitness tips
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Thanks for sharing this recipe. It was delicious and the whole family loved it!

Pons_Aelius , to lemmyshitpost in Follow me for more health and fitness tips

Lies: It takes at least an hour to carbonise like that...

irish_link ,

And that’s in the oven. No way that was done on a stove top or range.

Donkter , (edited )

And honestly, if anything that pan was only maybe breaking 1200 calories unless they used crazy amounts of oil.

dalekcaan ,

This is nothing but a meme of LIES!

glimse , to greentext in Anon goes on a diet

Find a better pizza place, anon

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

True. Fast food pizza really does taste like ketchup on toast though, and the cheese tastes like rubber.

I had Taco Bell the other night, could barely even finish it without vomiting.

glimse ,

Going to Taco Bell for pizza was a mistake. Even frozen pizza can be pretty good if you don’t buy the cheapest one at the store

acockworkorange ,

In the US? In this economy?

sunbrrnslapper , to lemmyshitpost in Saves time and money

Not just practical - it also tastes great.

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in Saves time and money
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They keep that diarrhea-inducing Doritos Locos Taco on the menu forever but get rid of the amazing Zesty Chicken Bowl. Fuck Taco Bell.

BlueLineBae ,
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They got rid of my beloved double decker taco 🥺. And I’m even more mad about it because they didn’t get rid of any ingredients to make it and it wouldn’t be hard to make either. They just got rid of it and then put self serve kiosks in so you can’t finagle the staff to make you one. I feel you, brother. 2020 did a number on all of our favorite taco bell menu items and definitely not anything else.

Slow , to lemmyshitpost in Saves time and money

Peptolupa 😹
in the language of my region, this is consonant with the word for penis.

Mr_Blott , to lemmyshitpost in Saves time and money

Peptabysmal

sirxdaemon , to lemmyshitpost in Saves time and money
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Completely unrealistic. Why I ask, would your poop not be pink?

beckerist ,

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    sirxdaemon ,
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    I think it’s appropriate for me to say this given the place: prove it. Surely there would be no repercussions were you to provide the evidence. As the saying goes, the proof is in the pudding.

    MacNCheezus OP ,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    It’s a fake product in case that wasn’t obvious. As far as the claim about Pepto itself goes, I’ve never used it but you can just buy some at the store and find out.

    The best science is that which you’ve done yourself. Anything you read on the Internet could potentially be fake.

    sirxdaemon ,
    @sirxdaemon@lemmy.ca avatar

    I would take you at your word but since I read it on the internet…

    On a more serious note, I didn’t expect so many serious replies given the community. But I did decide to look it up and yeah, apparently it may turn your pudding black. And yes, I knew it’s not a real product. For now.

    ivanafterall ,
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    This finally explains the Brits and their black pudding.

    MacNCheezus OP ,
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    Shitpoast hard, be helpful even harder.

    altima_neo ,
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    That bismuth doing it’s thing

    ininewcrow , to lemmyshitpost in Saves time and money
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    A preShitpost or a postShitpost?

    Viking_Hippie ,

    Yes.

    BonesOfTheMoon , to memes in It do be like that

    I’m so glad I’m vegan in part because food costs are better. Beans and lentils are always pretty cheap so that’s good.

    ultra ,

    Non-vegans can also eat beans and lentils, tho

    BonesOfTheMoon ,

    Sure, but I absolutely do save a lot of money not eating meat, personally.

    cobson , to memes in It do be like that

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