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ininewcrow , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason
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Most relevant post I’ve read all day

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason
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Worst deciding of my life was misplacing about a quart of blood. My blood.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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At least it was only a quart, not a gallon.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Yeah, but I’m never gonna get to be in charge of the mcfurly machine again

Harvey656 , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason

Nuh-Uh!

SonnyVabitch , to lemmyshitpost in Does he bring presents too or just science homework?

This is so delightfully silly!

GBU_28 , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason

Smarter every day recently had a talk with NASA engineers where he said something that resonated with me.

“Its often discussed that if you could go back in time, you could change one thing, and observe a huge change in the following events.

But we never consider that we have that same power right now, today. Actions now can influence a wide variety of future outcomes.”

With some self reflection you can be the time traveler of scifi.

Some things are out of our control, but many are not, and simple changes, say, about our personal wellness or how we treat others can have big ramifications.

idunnololz , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason
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I thought the title said everything happened for a raccoon. I was very disappointed when I read the meme.

Thteven ,
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dingus ,

such a tragic gif

gibmiser , to lemmyshitpost in Does he bring presents too or just science homework?
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MacNCheezus OP ,
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Sooo… I guess it’s homework, then

GluWu , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason

Don’t worry guys, you can always fuck up even more.

peopleproblems , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason

No, no. It’s a hot mess because I made one very bad decision: to marry my highschool sweetheart who I thought I would enjoy her membership in the stupid slut club.

Turns out, you can’t fix stupid and true to the club, she broke my heart twice.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Shoulda listened to what the doctor said…

drhugsymcfur ,

No more monkeys jumping on the bed?

KISSmyOS , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason

Worst choice of my life was being born with ADHD.
Really should have thought that one through better, but it seemed funny at the time to play on hard mode and strafe-jump through the tutorial.

Viking_Hippie , (edited )

Same. That and realizing that I could just buy and eat chips whenever I liked rather than wait for parties.

I really wish I’d had that realisation a few years later or had the simultaneous realisation that just because I could didn’t mean that I should 😄

fossphi ,

As a kid I thought I’d buy chips all the time when I grow up, but I don’t. It’s just not the the same. Maybe it’s the crushing responsibilities of being an adult, maybe a money saving thing, I don’t know

blanketswithsmallpox ,

The worst part is knowing you had it since childhood but your parents were like nah, or just too poor.

“You were so great with all that but always had troubles focusing! You should’ve finished college rather or programmed those video games you love so much! You were always a night owl like me!” As she vibrates her leg so much her bfs used to yell at her about it, let alone me lol.

… Yeah mom. Yeah. Love you too.

Things are a whole lot better when you aren’t tired every morning and afternoon or aren’t clutching on bad drug/booze habits lol.

Fucking thank God for amphetamines though. Imagining if I had those in high school and beyond just makes me pissed lol.

Gentoo1337 , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason
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Gta 6 type image

Luci , to memes in Slava Ukraine
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Can someone explain this meme for me? Op?

VladimirPutinMyHero OP ,

The meme is the people supporting it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

SapphironZA , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason

And the choices of others.

Blackout , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason
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Why doesn't anybody stop me? This isn't my fault.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Well did you ask?

Before anyone can stop you, you first have to tell them what they should stop you from.

Enkers ,

Stop it!

…no?

Well I tried.

Viking_Hippie , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason

If I ever find out a way to do so without damaging the space-time continuum, I’m gonna have a lot of words with that bastard Past Me…

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Screw the space-time continuum, they only invented for a TV show. Relativity Theory says time travel is possible, you just have to move faster than the speed of light.

problematicPanther ,
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Gotta go fast.

Viking_Hippie ,

Dude, I’m super out of shape and don’t own a vehicle. Forget speed of light, I’m barely passing speed of tortoise!

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