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DarkThoughts , to lemmyshitpost in Leaked

This is Putin's larvae state.

eran_morad , to lemmyshitpost in Leaked

Jews still got the space laser, suck it.

Mr_Blott , to lemmyshitpost in Witty title

Dear Americans and, for some reason, French breakfast TV presenters. The Happy-Valley teeth are really fuckin weird. Please stop

funkajunk ,
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What are happy valley teeth?

harry_balzac ,

Maybe they mean uncanny valley? Or maybe referring to implants that are popular in places like Utah valley (home to a high population of extraordinarily superficial Mor[m]ons and high rates of antidepressant use), which is sarcastically called “Happy Valley.”

dylanTheDeveloper ,
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DarylDutch , to cat in Shelves

Repeated animations. God is a lazy game dev.

killea , to mildlyinfuriating in Chinese AI - Double Standards
lemmesay , to lemmyshitpost in Just doing my part 🤡
@lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

let me add my contribution to this meme:

https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/d1a2106f-fbbd-4b14-9c3b-156a2f0fa580.png

image description: a luxurious inside view of a private jet, in which another jet is flying inside.
the text above it reads, “Taylor swift yendo al baño de su jet.”
lit: Taylor swift going to her jet’s bathroom.

FinishingDutch , to lemmyshitpost in Just doing my part 🤡
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Yep. I’m all for limiting waste, but we never should’ve gotten rid of plastic straws. Paper straws DO NOT WORK. It’s as simple as that.

I’ve resorted to carrying my own straws these days, just so I don’t have to use soggy paper.

And frankly, I doubt getting rid of plastic straws had any effect anyway. They claimed here it was to protect sea turtles. I live four hours from the ocean. Unless a sea turtle knows how to use public transport, they’re not likely to get near my straw. Especially since I actually put it in the recycling bin anyway.

Weslee ,

Plastic recycling is a lie.

I use a reusable metal straw

LordKitsuna ,

Instead of paper we should have gone stainless steel. Safe, strong, reusable, fully recyclable. Ive got a few and i love em personally but i get why people don’t go outta their way to have some

MacNCheezus OP ,
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First World problems, amirite? Gotta carry your own metal straw everywhere if you don’t like mushy PFAS.

FinishingDutch ,
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I use metal straws as well. It’s a decent option.

As for safe, wellllll… there’s some debate on it. People have been impaled when they tripped and fell while drinking from them. They’re also a bit more difficult to clean, since you just toss a plastic straw.

jj4211 , (edited )

Safe, strong

This seems to be opposing objectives for a straw. If it’s strong, then it can puncture/lacerate if someone falls while carrying a drink. This has been an issue, and it has killed at least one person. I don’t want my drinking straw to be that strong. Frankly I’ll just skip the straw for the most part.

Gerudo ,

Downside is, your plastic trash probably isn’t staying near where you live.

FinishingDutch ,
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Well, all I can reasonably do is put it in the correct bin for proper recycling, as they tell you to do. I would never litter; it’s antisocial as fuck.

Once it’s collected, I have zero control over it. I assume Dutch garbage companies don’t dump my trash in the ocean, but I honestly haven’t bothered to check if they export it to somewhere else or anything like that.

ComfortableRaspberry ,

Are you living on a dumpster or really that naive, that you think your waste is staying where you leave it?

FinishingDutch ,
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Well, all I can reasonably do is put it in the correct bin for proper recycling, as they tell you to do. I would never litter; it’s antisocial as fuck.

Once it’s collected, I have zero control over it. I assume Dutch garbage companies don’t dump my trash in the ocean, but I honestly haven’t bothered to check if they export it to somewhere else or anything like that.

SkippingRelax ,

You know you could just learn to drink like grown ups so you don’t need to carry around special implements? My babies could pretty much drink straight from a cup or a glass before they had turned two, you can do it too

FinishingDutch ,
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And that’s perfectly fine to do with a soda, sure. But with a milkshake? Or a very cold slushie? You can’t really drink those like a soda. Not unless you let them melt completely, which rather defeats the purpose…

SkippingRelax ,

All the other pre-teens out there are protesting that we only have one planet and all you have to complain about is that you have to carry disposable straws for your milkshake or your very cold slushie, or you won’t be able to enjoy them? Those are going to hurt your teeth and your tum-tum anyway, you should probably stop

Deceptichum ,
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Paper straws work fine?

Binzy_Boi ,

Not to be the "well akshually" guy, but I personally find that while paper straws are fine for most drinks, when it comes to thicker ones they really suck (no pun intended). Like, using a paper straw with a slurpee or milkshake is a nightmare.

I'm team paper straws, but surely there's a better solution for drinks like those.

sin_free_for_00_days ,

Just be a grown up like me and always have a handy Red Vine ^tm^ to use as a straw.

FinishingDutch ,
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They don’t sell those here, unfortunately :D

qevlarr ,
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They should offer reusable metal straws

MacNCheezus OP ,
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They’d just get stolen and you know it.

Kase ,

Idk, would it be any different than reusable metal silverware? Restaurants use those all the time. ┐⁠(⁠ ⁠∵⁠ ⁠)⁠┌

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

First of all, you’d be surprised, and second of all, while most people DO have silverware at more, they probably don’t have metal straws, and they’d also be easier to steal because they’re thinner than a fork or a knife and thus easier to conceal.

Betch , to cat in Best friends
@Betch@lemmy.world avatar

Urgh kittens always look so sad and lost I just wanna take em all home with me.

zfr OP ,

only a few weeks old and they already look tired of life lol

Betch ,
@Betch@lemmy.world avatar

So relatable too 😭

popekingjoe , to cat in Leo as a baby
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What an adorable little derp.

Psiczar , to memes in Could it be that I just have horrible taste? No, it's the market that's wrong!

Someone call 911, Grimace has been murdered!

Rhynoplaz , to memes in Could it be that I just have horrible taste? No, it's the market that's wrong!

One more for team purple!

mwproductions ,

There are dozens of us!

zurohki , to memes in Could it be that I just have horrible taste? No, it's the market that's wrong!

Plot twist: the dude is colourblind and thinks that’s brown.

hamburglar26 ,

My guess, assuming this is real, is that the person is colorblind or something and doesn’t realize these badly lit pics make their place look purple.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass , to memes in Could it be that I just have horrible taste? No, it's the market that's wrong!

Mojo Dojo Casa House.

philo , to mildlyinfuriating in US Senator Bernie Sander's Newest Video is Unavailable in the USA
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It is and I think this post is so that we search for it.

philo ,
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Why the hell are some of you downvoting my comment?

girl ,

idk, but maybe cause your comment implies that this post has a political agenda instead of just being shared because it’s a legitimately mildly infuriating issue

philo ,
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The implication is in the eye of the beholder.

mysoulishome ,
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So is the downvote

philo ,
@philo@discuss.online avatar

No, and in case you’re interested that comment was downvoted too. IOW, some of you guys are just Philo haters that downvote on site so go at it.

meliaesc ,

I mean this as objectively neutral as possible, it’s not in any way meant as an offense or attack. Nobody here cares enough about you to “downvote on site.”

philo ,
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Then explain why perfectly normal non-threatening or offensive posts are being downvoted. Is this a popularity club?

GardenVarietyAnxiety ,

Yes. It’s social media.

philo ,
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Oh yeah, I forgot, birdie groupies 😜

mysoulishome ,
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Your tone is pedantic and annoying, that’s why these particular comments are downvoted. I don’t know about the rest but maybe ask yourself why am I being downvoted instead of accusing others of downvoting for no reason

philo ,
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There was no “tone” as if you can hear the tone in a written post. I guess you can say my posts became annoying after I started asking about the downvoting but THAT WAS AFTER THE DOWNVOTING STARTED. So nice try, you were so close but ultimately you were low and outside.

No_Eponym ,
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Oh, so yelling is ok but only if you do it? Nice.

Aatube ,
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“has a little fun with megaphone use”

You are incorrigible and blocked.

ItsAFake ,

Grabs megaphone

DOWNVOTES DONT MEAN SHIT! SO SHUT UP ABOUT DOWNVOTES AND GET OVER IT!

philo ,
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Then why do people use them? And quit yelling.

ItsAFake ,

To annoy people who think they mean something.

I wasn’t yelling, megaphones amplify your voice.

philo ,
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Think you might want to look up what all caps mean on the internet. It isn’t megaphone use.

ItsAFake ,

What does a megaphone do? It makes things louder!

Now, how do we represent loud speech in text form? With all caps!

So, using all caps to represent me speaking with a megaphone is a correct usage of the all caps rule.

philo ,
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You are incorrigible and blocked.

ItsAFake ,
RoundSparrow ,

Then why do people use them? And quit yelling.

People are attacking you, ganging up on you, one of the favorite things on Reddit like media platforms is to be hard core conformity enforcers and silence attempts at understanding mob mentality.

RoundSparrow ,

DOWNVOTES DONT MEAN SHIT! SO SHUT UP ABOUT DOWNVOTES AND GET OVER IT!

“MEDIA ECOLOGY DON’T MEAN SHIT I"M JUST HERE FOR AMUSING US ALL TO DEATH WITH DUMB MEMES”

gravitas_deficiency ,

Did… did you just refer to yourself in the third person…?

xor ,

Yes, you’re definitely getting ratiod into oblivion because there’s a shadowy cabal of around 30 people who spend their days downvoting your posts, specifically.

Definitely not just that your take is bad, and your response to criticism of that take is even worse.

philo ,
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My take is bad? Ok, can you tell me from my first comment what my take was? I’d like to hear that.

grue ,

gottem!

Xeroxchasechase ,

Yeah, because it would be such an inconvenience to click on a link. I would very much prefer to search

Thcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in Anti-racism be like

Better not get rid of my sunmaid waifu.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Uh-oh, sexualizing an attractive woman because she’s doing subservient field work, are we?

That’s highly problematic. BRB, gonna start a special interest group to get her removed because it’s sexist.

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