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PrimarilyPrimate , to aww in Snow Gives Him the Zoomies
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Have you tried the zoomies, it will warm you right up!

TheMightyKracken OP ,

I tried it and collapsed in exhaustion after twisting both ankles and breaking a hip.

PrimarilyPrimate ,
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Wow, you really let loose!

SapphironZA , to memes in Lunch time

Not following the recipe correctly:

The oil goes in first

Then the US army

Then, when the oil runs out, the US army leaves and your country is cooked.

XTornado ,

Then, when the oil runs out, the US army leaves and your country is cooked.

And fucked as well.

stevedidWHAT , to memes in Honestly
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Lotta talk after your little Brexit stunt.

Let’s not throw stones at each other yeah? Wouldn’t that be the proper way to conduct yourself? Or are you no better than Americans in thinking haha my group is the best fuck you…

fosforus , (edited )

The way things look around USA, I wouldn’t be hugely surprised if some state tried to secede in the next 10 years. Then again, it wouldn’t be like brexit, because only the poor states in USA are looking to secede… and UK was certainly not a poor state in EU. That’s perhaps why they only shout about it and not do it: they look at the numbers and realize they’d be fucked without the rich states, which are almost entirely blue states.

Even UK, the richest country in EU, didn’t do brilliantly due to brexit. So in their funny way, they made it quite a lot less likely that any EU country actually wants to leave.

stevedidWHAT ,
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You’ve totally missed my point. But yeah sure here’s a cookie 🍪

fosforus ,

A cookie!

LanternEverywhere , to pics in A still from an ad for a new show, Tracker, on CBS - Anything jump out at you?

I don't see what you're referring to

Uglyhead ,
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Zoom in,… “1488” sitting right there.

LanternEverywhere ,

So? What's special about that number?

Uglyhead ,
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A common hate symbol and white supremacist numerical code.

See here: adl.org/…/ADL Hate on Display Printable_0.pdf

Scroll down a bit and you’ll see “14 Words” (which I will not be copying and pasting) and 88, which is another white supremacist numerical code.

BrerChicken ,

The 14 is the amount of words in a certain ridiculous and oh so ignorant slogan, and 8 refers to the 8th letter of the alphabet, which is H. So there’s two of them, H H. Hi Honey? I don’t know, something dumb.

southsamurai ,
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1488 is one of the “codes” neonazis use. But it’s alos a number that not everyone uses like that, or is even aware of.

mako OP ,

1488 is a white supremacist/modern Nazi dog whistle. The 14 stands for “the 14 words:” “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.” The 88 stands for the 8th letter in the alphabet, H: heil Hitler.

If you’ve never heard of this, know that I’m not a numerology weirdo seeing messages where they don’t exist. 1488 it’s how they self-identify and it’s used as a dog whistle to each other. It’s easily searchable.

Toes , to lemmyshitpost in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...

Tbf this is the universes way of punishing you for using your computer and console on wifi

Psythik ,

My rule is if the device doesn’t move much (or at all), it should have a wired connection.

Basically my phone and my watch are the only devices in the house on WiFi.

GBU_28 ,

Oh to have possible cable access

Blyfh , to lemmyshitpost in This

“HELLO PEOPLE OF AMERICA. IN THIS MUKBANG, WE’RE GONNA TRY–”

Smoogs , to lemmyshitpost in This

He even looks like he’d smell like he just did a body fart

get_off_the_phone ,

Ok, maybe I’m ignorant, maybe I found the phrase “body fart” hilarious, maybe both. But can someone please tell me what is the difference between a regular fart and a body fart?

Smoogs ,

Excessively smelly usually because of intolerance to foods, swallowing air or if you get constipated because of stress so your body is expelling all the air it can possibly find in the colon. And you’re not alone…body fart is hilarious.

thawed_caveman , to lemmyshitpost in This

I’m gonna be 100% honest here. I would do this if i were president.

sebinspace ,

There is a mountain of reasons to bash this dipshit. This… this was genius.

Now if you’ll excuse me, that pile of Wendy’s on the left is calling my name…

Coreidan ,

What’s that? Serve a bunch of cold mediocre food? Yum!

FlyingSquid ,
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It was a dick move like everything else. He hosted the national college football champs during a partial government shutdown, but rather than pay for some nice food from a third party for those champs, he figured that just being in his presence was reward enough, so enjoy your shitty fast food, boys.

In an explanation for the evening’s menu, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders tweeted, “The Democrats’ refusal to compromise on border security and reopen the government didn’t stop President Trump from hosting national champion @ClemsonFB tonight. He personally paid for the event to be catered by some of America’s great fast food joints.”

Though he told reporters that he had personally bought “300 hamburgers,” in a tweet the next morning that number had skyrocketed to “1000 hamberders [sic].” (Photos and videos of the scene show that the lower number is likely the more correct one.)

vox.com/…/trump-clemson-mcdonalds-burger-king-wen…

“1000 hamberders” would have cost him what, $3000 at most? When he flaunts how rich he is constantly? And then brags about it?

Dick move.

fne8w2ah ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6736ee2d-7544-43c2-81e5-f9e83fa7d480.jpeg

NGL I would absolutely love to sample a bit of every “hamberder” TBH.

ryan213 , to lemmyshitpost in How to make fish cakes
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My friend doesn’t get it.

kusivittula ,

step 1: 🙉

inconel , to lemmyshitpost in This

Does anybody knows whose art of back painting? or is it AI stuff?

It photoshopped and swapped original image to match this situation but I couldn’t find it.

Jerb322 , to risa in Speaking of transporters
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Who has a picture of the pig thing from Galaxy Quest?

ummthatguy ,
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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rmuk , to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story

If my penis looked like that I’d focus on medical attention first and blasting it with hot air second.

0ops ,

I take it you’re circumcised?

KSPAtlas ,
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That penis also looks circumised cause you can see the urethra

BonesOfTheMoon , to memes in It do be like that

I’m so glad I’m vegan in part because food costs are better. Beans and lentils are always pretty cheap so that’s good.

ultra ,

Non-vegans can also eat beans and lentils, tho

BonesOfTheMoon ,

Sure, but I absolutely do save a lot of money not eating meat, personally.

glennglog22 , to memes in Everyone's upset a Youtube blocking adblockers, meanwhile this exists
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This makes me want to unblock their ads even less

anubis119 , to memes in Honey, are you okay? You've barely touched your breakfast flour...

Pan-fried wheat over baked wheat.

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