There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

lemmy.today

orwellianlocksmith , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

Anyone got a link to this?

intensely_human ,

Boom

MataVatnik ,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

I hope your butter is always too cold to spread

intensely_human ,

May your microwave’s beep volume increase 1% per week indefinitely

XOXOX , to lemmyshitpost in “Don’t worry honey, I got this”

Yeah dummies, those faces Biden was making weren’t him forgetting, they were incredulous expressions in response to the lies Trump was putting out during the debate.

Zozano ,
@Zozano@lemy.lol avatar

Some were, some weren’t. He did have some senior moments, like claiming he wanted to beat medicare.

dingus ,

I did notice he had many moments of straight up disbelief on his face at the thought that he is seriously supposed to be debating these man. I felt for him when he made those faces in those moments.

But this isn’t one of those. Most of the time it just looked like he was absolutely terrified and distracted by something we couldn’t see off screen that wasn’t Trump.

TheFresh16 , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely

As a transfem enby fighting with insurance in the US South, I’ll give Tit Loans a whirl

boatsnhos931 , to lemmyshitpost in The Art of the Deal

I mean one guy can only bust so many nuts… now if she had a guy every couple hours filling her full of cum… Well you see now why she takes the cum sum instead of individual deposits…a lot more work

Crumbgrabber , to lemmyshitpost in The Art of the Deal

Unless you do this in tacos, I’m not gonna check the math.

Jarix ,

What’s your favorite taco place?

doingthestuff ,

If this was Taco Tuesday I’d do the math. But it’s the weekend, so no.

ICastFist , to lemmyshitpost in I piss in your general direction
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Multi-million by eliminating to the bathroom

hperrin , to lemmyshitpost in Come on folks, do better

Let me do it for you.

Zehzin , to lemmyshitpost in Who asked fallacy
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Goku would want you to live, you could be really strong someday

nevemsenki ,

Reminder that even earth strongest fighter (that being Krillin) is mostly a joke since forever. And for most of us, even fucking Yamcha would kick our asses.

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

You never know what bullshit they’ll pull out of their asses next arc

PlantDadManGuy , to lemmyshitpost in Who asked fallacy

Desire for suicide is a mental illness, and the cure is death. Think about it before you respond.

unexposedhazard ,

But whose death? Can i cure it by killing someone else perhaps?

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Try stamping on some kittens to find out

stingpie ,

deleted_by_author

    •
    IkarusHagen2 ,

    Remember: if you die you lose an important part of life

    CarbonIceDragon ,
    @CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

    that goes against the whole concept of a cure though. Like, if you kill someone that has the flu, they wont have the flu anymore, but that doesnt mean death cures the flu.

    Rustmilian ,
    @Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

    I mean… that is how I lose plague inc. almost every time.

    EtherWhack , to lemmyshitpost in Leaked photo
    @EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

    Should have used putin instead of Biden. (then spread it around)

    Zehzin ,
    @Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

    Why try to make them look based AF?

    EtherWhack ,
    @EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

    Less votes from his super-conservative followers maybe?

    The ones not going for him already have a multitude of other things which make him a no-go.

    Guy_Fieris_Hair ,

    Don’t need to resort to fake ass photos for that. Diminishes the validity of all the real shit.

    EtherWhack ,
    @EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

    There are also times when honesty can only get you so far. This is especially true when dealing people that don’t believe in validated facts/science. (We still have flat-earthers, don’t we?)

    PhlubbaDubba , to lemmyshitpost in Which one of you?

    If it wasn’t for the meme page bit I wouldn’t have been surprised to find out this was an alt-wiki’s page on the guy who made the holy operating system

    cordlesslamp , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake

    I don’t understand,) what’s wrong with that? It looks tasty AF.

    nonfuinoncuro ,

    I would definitely stuff my face with this rest of y’all are just prudes

    Hobbes_Dent , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake

    The real crime here is the crust.

    ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

    The real crime is the peppers - you’d get assaulted if you ordered those here in Philly.

    anonymouse2 ,

    To be fair, a lot of things can get you assaulted in Philly.

    ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

    It’s funny how many times I’ve had guys threaten to rip my fucken eyeballs out, specifically. That must be why we have a famous eye institute here.

    w2tpmf ,

    What? Pat’s has a guy grilling peppers right on the patio.

    ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

    Pat’s

    Lol you get assaulted just for going to Pat’s.

    nifty , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake
    @nifty@lemmy.world avatar

    OP sharing pics from his wedding day, what else was on the menu?

    MacNCheezus OP ,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Well, for the vegetarians we had Mac’n Cheesecake…

    https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/6b83b570-61c3-4edc-b5c3-62972852fc25.jpeg

    WhatsHerBucket ,
    @WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world avatar

    Username checks out

    ccunning ,

    I’ve always thought a blue cheese cheesecake could be tasty

    DudeImMacGyver , to lemmyshitpost in Stop this madness
    @DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works avatar

    What is in the bottom left?

    ummthatguy ,
    @ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

    I think it’s one of those coffee dipping type treats.

    zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

    Scrapings from the seal bark.

    solidgrue ,
    @solidgrue@lemmy.world avatar

    They’re chocolate curls. You can find then and similar products searching for “dark/white chocolate twists.” They’re not uncommon to find in bougie cafes, coffee shops and bakeries.

    Assman ,
    @Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Also kroger

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines
    •