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FiniteLooper , to lemmyshitpost in That's Life

I can’t tell if they did this for Halloween, a funny photo, or if these are some of those “The Joker/Harlequin describes my personality” people.

Kusimulkku ,

Gonna guess Halloween or some other costume party

FeelzGoodMan420 , to lemmyshitpost in Admit, who of you is this?

So you’re acknowledging that men who hate Trump have nice asses? I agree.

MoonJellyfish OP ,
@MoonJellyfish@lemmy.today avatar

Yes😍

Swedneck , to lemmyshitpost in Just doing my part 🤡
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

i really do not understand where this idea that plastic has something to do with the climate came from, how do people imagine that to work?

No, the point of not using plastic is to not have plastics blowing around on the street for 50 years before it’s degraded into microplastics that instead enter our bodies.

tweeks ,

But the image states the environment right, not specifically the climate.

menemen ,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

They said " environment", not climate.

Hupf ,

No, no. It’s beyond the environment. It’s not in an environment.

Anti_Iridium ,
Elric ,

Someone always says this. Predictable now.

dangblingus ,

Oil is processed into polymers and has plasticizers added to it to become a drinking straw, a process that emits mucho carbon.

jaschen ,

Honestly, I’m just sick of picking it up on my local beach. That and plastic bags. I’m sick of picking up plastic bags.

PointyDorito ,
@PointyDorito@lemmy.world avatar

Some materials have higher carbon emissions than others, in terms of refinement, processing, and transportation. The third point is location dependant, but creating and shaping different materials will have different contributions to global warming.

Edit: There are also concerns with the product’s end of lifespan. How long it takes to biodegrades, how easily recyclable it is, and how much the available disposal methods will effect the environment. Plastic is not great on several of these accounts. Recycling plastic water bottles isn’t very efficient either, compared to glass bottles for instance.

PatFussy , to lemmyshitpost in As requested

Make one of her going to the airport to catch a flight

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

You mean like this?

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

California merely annoys me. Florida terrifies me.

Kecessa , to lemmyshitpost in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire

Told a couple once “Just so you know, in an accident the clipboard you’ve got glued to your dashboard will hit you right in the face as the airbag explodes madam, so it might be a good idea to remove it.”

She looked at me with huge eyes then turned to her husband who was looking straight ahead with an annoyed look on his face, they took off and the clipboard was still there on their next visit…

poppy ,

Do you know what the hell it was used for?? Did they like…pin old school Map Quest instructions to it?

citrusface ,

I’ve seen people do it to jot down plates of litterbugs

Kecessa , (edited )

Probably used to hold reports for an on the road job

OpenStars , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

That’s an awfully thick book on the right to hold one page’s worth of material. Heck with a simple modification it could be one sentence:

“Legolas fires the ring straight into Mt. Doom with an RPG attachment.”

:-P

Chickenstalker , to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

Guys, guys. Hear me out. What if (tokes) yeah…what if like if we like yeah. Oh? Sorry. What if we train pigeons to shit on traffic camera lens. It could be done. The military had trained pigeons to guide bombs against warships. Let’s train and breed pigeons to do this and release them in the wild.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

So we are replacing pigeons with crackhead?

penguinsAreRapists ,
@penguinsAreRapists@lemmy.world avatar

Birds aren’t real

webghost0101 , to gaming in Was Unity lying yesterday or are they lying today?

So does this mean every single unity game will have unity online drm now? Or how else will they be able to tell? Seem so much more convenient to take a cut from sales instead

GammaGames ,

Considering it applies to games released before 2024… they would have to already have their own tracking built in

Etterra , to greentext in Anon has a question

We had a grease can under the sink when I wasgrowing up. My fiancee and I use an old jar. I can’t believe people didn’t know better. They probably think it’s fine to dump car fluids in the storm drain too. Idiots.

LinusSexTips ,

Plenty of auto shops in my area will take car oils free of charge. Same with the tip, bottle it up and drop it off on the next tip run.

waz ,

The shop I worked in, and I assume most other shops in a cold climate, had a waste oil furnace. We’d save oil all summer, and it would keep the shop warm all winter.

tinfoilhat , to lemmyshitpost in What are you feeding them, viagra?

Wait until you see what Misty says about her Pokemon

Wild_Mastic ,

Let me guess, they’re all wet?

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

buzzer

Oh that’s incorrect. She actually says “Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans?”

gnutrino ,
norimee , to lemmyshitpost in Choose your fighter

Glocktopus as 9 freaking brains. Together with his 3 hearts and 8 arms he’s unstoppable.

Sylvartas ,

Also a master of camouflage, and is already known to use tools somewhat proficiently. A clear winner

milicent_bystandr ,

Yeah but his brains are known to not always coordinate well, even to the point of attacking each other.

HubertManne , to lemmyshitpost in Apple

oh yeah. this is where they anounced their new file cache system called dumpster.

hannesh93 , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks, Apple
@hannesh93@feddit.org avatar

Is that a regional setting? Never saw “fewer turns” as an option in my app. Only saw “most environmental” when it takes a shorter router even though it’s slower

konalt ,
@konalt@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve never seen “most environmental” or “fewer turns”. We get “fewer toll roads” and sometimes “avoids traffic” during rush hour

shalafi , to lemmyshitpost in The Art of the Deal

$3,000 was $7,209 in 2024 money (from 1990). $21/hr. would be $50 in 2024 money.

Dagwood222 ,

Stop looking at those ‘inflation adjustors’ and look at what you could actually buy.

Average rent per month in Los Angeles in 1990 was under $600.00/month

Today it’s over $2,000.00

If he paid her five months rent today, it would be $10,000.00, not $7,000.00

Wilzax ,

Inflation has affected our country very differently in different locales. Change in cost of living is the real metric for what inflation is trying to quantify

Dagwood222 ,

That’s why I stick with real world examples.

For example, the minimum wage in 1960 was $1.00/hour. The cost of the average home was $11,000.00

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