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hemko , to memes in Spiderman

Boomerman

bruhduh ,
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angrymouse , to lemmyshitpost in Uncanny

A as non English native I can’t see Wyoming without pronouncing “mhamm mhaam” in my head… Holy fuck this is stupid.

TimewornTraveler , to lemmyshitpost in Follow your heart, they said

I see no downsides

MacNCheezus OP ,
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You might wanna read up on wendigos before going down that path. I don’t think they’d make very good pets.

Sorgan71 , to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

Fourida because we could walk away

abbadon420 , to lemmyshitpost in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb

This should be crossposted to dadjokes (I don’t know how to link communities)

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I gotchu, fam.

Also, to link a community, just put a ! in front of the full name, like so: !dadjokes

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Russian roulette brownies
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“I shouldn’t have eaten the whole thing…”

jayrodtheoldbod , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

He just kills Tom Bombadil and then throws the rifle away, doesn’t like the smell.

jenny_ball , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired
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loll this is also what i think if they just used the eagles logically

joe ,

Use the eagles? You don’t just USE the Eagles. They are intelligent beings. They don’t submit to the will of anyone. They kindly risked their lives toward the end, and only because things had escalated already.

jenny_ball ,
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you are right. so sorry… one does not simply use the eagles

EmperorHenry , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired
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He’s going to need ear protection too, otherwise half the reason for him being helpful, his extremely good hearing, isn’t going to last long.

Zink ,

Yeah but with the ancient elvish magic and longevity and blah blah and wave of the hands annnd his ears are fine!

EmperorHenry ,
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maybe

force , to lemmyshitpost in Follow me for more recipes

what

MacNCheezus OP ,
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It’s part of a nutritious breakfast (and honestly likely better for your health than honey mustard sugar bombs or whatever you eat now).

MaoZedongers , to lemmyshitpost in Not so fast, Mr. Baggins

“I wouldn’t exactly call them people”

chocosoldier , to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin

TIL these aren’t used anymore some places. These are on every bag of buns at all the stores near me.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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These are on every bag of buns at all the stores near me.

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chocosoldier ,

jesus i feel old…

Hikermick , to mildlyinteresting in Number of natural waterfalls in each state

Define waterfall. One man’s waterfall is another man’s riffle

Toes , to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin

What is that?

bstix , to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin

I know what it is, but I have no idea what it’s called. Like, if I had to order them from the factory, I’d probably get the wrong ones.

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