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Makeitstop , to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient

Cheapest way to reveal invisible enemies.

reverendsteveii , to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

ameroctopod

Agent641 ,

Amerachnid

reverendsteveii ,

This is better, thank you

numberfour002 , to lemmyshitpost in Please clap

Appears to be a thicc chunk of moistandtite.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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They’re minerals, Marie!

Thassodar ,

Now how the hell do we get from under this damn dome?!

Wait

ObviouslyNotBanana , to lemmyshitpost in Quick, someone inform Alex Jones. AI is turning the frogs gay!
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I think the actual story that Alex “I don’t get enough oxygen when I sleep” Jones fudged that conspiracy theory from is way more interesting than turning frogs gay.

The pesticide atrazine apparently can turn male frogs into females.

And yes, Alex Jones recently said that he suffers from oxygen deficiency when he sleeps because of his “freakishly big neck” (or whatever words he used) which gives him visions from god.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I believe that’s called sleep apnea

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Indeed. But he believes it’s visions from god. That’s the only reason I’ve worded it like that.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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TK420 ,

Visions from god (lol) or downloads from god? (Also lol)

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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He does sometimes call them downloads, true.

baseless_discourse , to lemmyshitpost in Restaurant order preferences in Africa
someguy3 , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

“What do your elf eyes see?” takes on a whole new meaning.

BruceTwarzen ,

What do your elf eyes see?

Oh baby a triple

astrsk , to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin
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Yeah that’s ammo (specifically 2 rounds) in the endless war to hit <insert family member> with a covert flick of the finger from across the room!

tkk13909 , to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin

Do people under 40 just not buy bread in your world?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Annoyed_Crabby ,

Have my updoot instead.

A_Chilean_Cyborg , to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads
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Buy chilean copper instead.

guy , to mildlyinteresting in Number of natural waterfalls in each state
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I’ve seen many pretty small waterfalls though, how do you count this‽

MacNCheezus OP , (edited )
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I didn’t make this map so I have no idea, but the link from the image has citations for all the data sources.

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
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Link no worky.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Fixed. Try again?

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
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Works! Thanks!

MacNCheezus OP ,
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NP

smeg , to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

What’s a “photo enforcement camera”? Speed camera? CCTV? Detects you then just drops on your head?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Speed traps or red light cameras, generally.

CCTV is considered surveillance, not enforcement.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

It’s a camera that enforces photos.

smeg ,

Wow, you really do know best!

chicken ,

They take your picture and then you get a mostly automated letter with the picture saying you have to pay a fine, but mostly you can ignore them. I lived near an intersection with one, every time the left turn light turned red (which happened way faster than normal) the picture flash went off for the last three or so people going through the intersection, presumably all of them getting tickets. I assume they are also recording the license plate numbers of everyone going through the intersection regardless of perceived violations.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Why do you think those letters in the mail can be ignored? They are tied to your license plate and that is serious business. If you don’t pay traffic fines, the fines go up and up and Then they involve the criminal justice system and you have to show up in court and it’s all just very ugly. Oh yeah they can suspend your driver’s license over it too, There’s no way to get out of paying traffic citations.

PopMyCop ,

It will depend on where you are. My area has a law that almost word for word says, “This law cannot be used to deny X,” where X is renewal of a driver’s license, withholding of any services, etc. It also can’t be sent to collections or be a mandatory fine from the state. The company is basically fucked.

Death_Equity ,

I know in Arizona, but possibly other states too, you have to be served for the violation. So people just ignore them without consequences until they get caught for something else more serious.

chicken ,

Why do you think those letters in the mail can be ignored?

I forget the exact reason, I researched it at the time and don’t remember well now, but the other comments are probably right. Anyway I know they can be ignored because I ignored them and nothing ever happened. Was more than a decade ago so I think I’m good. They were clearly sending them out to a large portion of everyone going through the intersection for no good reason, it was basically just a grift, so it would have been ridiculous to actually enforce all of them with police and courts.

Sotuanduso , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

Dondrinkdos.

LemmyKnowsBest , to lemmyshitpost in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake

Just when I think the entire human species has lost its collective mind and made earth uninhabitable and life no longer worth living, I see things like this and realize I am still right for feeling that way.

Unsafe , to memes in Oil is oil guys

Fight for Americans’ fit bodies! Stop illegal oil production!

Lawyerator , to memes in Crazy fact

Huh, here I thought it was a long ad-lib for a rom-com that got waaaay off track.

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