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p5yk0t1km1r4ge , to lemmyshitpost in Pizza
@p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world avatar

This is a direct reference to The Quartering. A piece of shit youtuber that has an entire subreddit devoted to hating him. Also, yes, this is a thing he actually did. He was pissed his wife went to go eat pizza without him, got really drunk, started crying and actually pissed in the corner of his basement.

LodeMike OP ,

Oh

p5yk0t1km1r4ge ,
@p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world avatar

Erm… I wish I could say "haha jk! " but uh… here we are.

Sweetpeaches69 ,

Uh, actually, this is a reference to my life. I did this, and Quartering copied me because he lacks imagination.

occhionaut ,

Holy shit

The Halfening

Ilovethebomb ,

How did this become public knowledge?

p5yk0t1km1r4ge ,
@p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world avatar

By his own admission after getting very drunk.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

I’m detecting a pattern

TheReturnOfPEB , to lemmyshitpost in Oops!

needs localization:

“whoopsy daisy”

ivanafterall , to lemmyshitpost in Oops!
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sorry for your loss.

anarchrist , to lemmyshitpost in Armenian

Yes, but do you prefer to give or receive hardship, if you have the option?

LodeMike OP ,

Give 😈

Lemminary ,

So Harmanian, then

zedgeist ,

Well, you’re certainly giving me hardship
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

shneancy ,

hot

Cano ,

I don’t think the armenians would like to go through the armenian genocide all over again

anarchrist ,

Seems fine as long as it’s consensual.

general_kitten ,

Consensual genocide is my favourite kink

Gullible , to lemmyshitpost in Armenian
Spezi , to lemmyshitpost in Armenian
Noodle07 ,

Pasta pride

TriflingToad ,

does that mean I’m anti pasta pride if I eat it?

DragonTypeWyvern , to lemmyshitpost in Oops!

Skill Issues. Git gud and make it the United Republics already.

niktemadur , to lemmyshitpost in Oops!

Blimey!

whenyellowstonehasitsday , to lemmyshitpost in Bumble

you too?

InternetCitizen2 ,
Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Bumble
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I don’t get it. You liked me to get to the point where we could talk, and then you don’t respond when I say what’s up. It’s not even just girls; guys do this shit too.

Gullible ,

Social decorum was developed alongside our growing minds. In the absence of the triggers of sight, sound, smell, and touch, people are generally apathetic to the needs and wants of others. Anonymity was not something that our innately social brains were bred for and the monkey at the center of the human psyche is exposed through it.

IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

we must return to monke

Veneroso ,

Chimps together strong!

FoxyGrandpa ,
Denjin ,

Interesting aside. The word faggot is derived from the Latin fasces. Which was a ceremonial weapon carried by the preatorian guard. Which is where the term fascism also is derived.

Basically what I’m saying is, nazis are the faggots, not homosexuals.

9point6 ,

Alcohol

aodhsishaj ,

The appropriate response to hey is always.

Hey yourself, what’re you up to on bumble this time of day/night? No good I’m sure.

Melvin_Ferd ,

I’m not on any of these sites but often I’ll sit down to play a game and stare at my game library. Fully knowing if I try any I’ll like them. But instead I sit and flick through the library and end up playing nothing, maybe even buy a new game and turn it off before the load screen. Then I go to bed. I wonder if it’s the same feeling

Veneroso ,

My brother, do you know the way?

LodeMike OP ,

I met a guy who just liked everyone because he liked talking to people better.

Asafum , to lemmyshitpost in Bumble

I have such an easy time on dating sites. If they message me first I know it’s a bot. 100% of the time the next message is either a link or asking if I have some random off site messaging thing they’ll send me a link on.

I guess they see my profile and know think “he’s gotta be desperate, just look at that pathetic fuck.”

“Lol” …

mishielda1234 ,

Well from the screenshot this looks like bumble, which forces the girl to message first

Asafum ,

I actually forgot that was a thing! I liked the sites that let you actually have a decent bio like plenty of fish and okcupid since I really want to know about the person and not just how attractive they can look in a picture :/

Then okcupid became tinder 2.0 swipe only and pof is apparently trying to become a streaming service…

GreyLotus ,
@GreyLotus@thelemmy.club avatar

I thought they got rid of that

INHALE_VEGETABLES ,

I’m pretty sure that would be spammed to everyone. Chin up mate you don’t even come off that way.

Anyway check out the nudes Ive posted and DM me some time.

aodhsishaj ,
mortemtyrannis , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Bumble

PSA: If you’re a guy on a dating site and you reply with just “hey” or something similar to a lady then you’ve fucked up.

You get one shot at a semi-witty reply that may get her to smile before your reply is buried under 100 other guys also vying for her attention.

Just quickly read her profile and make some kind of riff off of it with an open ended question.

“Hey blahblah I saw you liked The Office, I’m more of a fan of working from home myself.

Also, why’s everyone seem to be looking for Jim? Who’s that guy?”

AscendantSquid ,

I guess, but wasn’t the point of bumble to turn that on it’s head? Like, traditionally, the guy on a dating site is supposed to come up with a semi-witty first text in order to not be buried. Bumble set itself apart by having the lady message first to avoid that, right? What happened?

peopleproblems ,

All of us witty guys never matched!

Cryophilia ,

Doomed business model. Women won’t initiate when it’s easier to not.

Would you initiate a conversation when you’ve got dozens of women, many of them very attractive, vying for your attention? You’d just pick the prettiest or wittiest and let them take the lead

We need an app that keeps the gender ratios even.

WalnutLum ,

I think I remember a site like that existing in the 2010s, where you had to apply to join and it only let in equal numbers of genders.

It was the 2010s so the waiting list for dudes joining was way longer than the one for women. It was like trying to get in a dance club.

Cryophilia ,

I think that would still be the case.

azertyfun ,

We need an app that keeps the gender ratios even.

Isn’t that what Tinder is indirectly trying to achieve with its “Get Super Gold+++ insta premium” business model? To get a somewhat even gender ratio you need to get a bunch of men to drop out, and asking for absurd amounts of money is certainly one way to go about it. Though I hear even premium tinder users vastly outnumber the women.

A raffle could work in theory, but upwards of 80 % of men will have to be thrown out and as a woman I wouldn’t see why I would settle for that instead of an app where attractive men will be falling over themselves to talk to me.

AFAIK the only proven methods for not-super-attractive men to get matches is to either go offline, or be bi/gay. Do with that advice what you will.

Cryophilia ,

as a woman I wouldn’t see why I would settle for that instead of an app where attractive men will be falling over themselves to talk to me.

100%. I honestly don’t see any solutions for men. If I were king of the world, I’d provide 3x the tax incentive for families to have baby girls instead of baby boys. Throw the gender ratio way off. That’s the only thing I can think of.

Forester ,
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

I’m not a 10 of 10 but have consistently been complimented through my life and it’s still a wasteland. I am bi and it’s staggering the night and day difference I get with women vs men. 99% of the women never respond with more than a three word response and it’s pulling teeth to even get those. Sincerely 6ft tall fit white dude.

mortemtyrannis ,

Best you can hope for on bumble is a ‘hey’ from the woman.

That’s all they ever need to say, because again, it’s stacked heavily in favour of women so when they send 100 ‘hey 👋🏼’ messages they get 95 replies that have to carry the entire conversation. It sucks but that’s the reality.

peopleproblems , to lemmyshitpost in Bumble

Maybe I should just put my salary on my profile

ryannathans ,

LOL I feel you

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Hi there, I’m Terry Risco
As you can tell by my profile, I own a Ferrari and earn 150k a year from scamming desperate youtubers with the air of pure unapologetic narcissism.

My interests are: Money.
My favourite musicians are: I pay desperate youtubers to sing my praises.
In my free time I like to: I take adderall to stay awake and sleeping pills to go to bed

peopleproblems ,

Nah, a Ferrari ain’t $150k money, thats more like $300k.

The rest of it makes sense tho

mysticpickle , to lemmyshitpost in Bumble

Hey with two "y"s is grounds for execution.

_____ , to lemmyshitpost in Bumble

Idk I just don’t participate. I will die alone or meet someone organically and I know my odds and I’m content with it.

LodeMike OP ,

Go to public places or something.

ADTJ ,

Ew

KillingTimeItself ,

literally just like me fr, hey we should marry each other.

_____ ,

;)

KillingTimeItself ,

so true

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