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Sternburgexport , to lemmyshitpost in Pizza

NTA Dump her immediatly

Banichan , to lemmyshitpost in Pizza
@Banichan@dormi.zone avatar

Upvoted from -1 😂

LodeMike OP ,

Reddit posts can’t go below 0

gregor ,

That is pretty silly

AVincentInSpace ,

On second thought, let’s not go to Reddit. 'Tis a silly place.

gravitas_deficiency ,

it’s only a model

mojofrododojo ,

'Tis a spezzy place.

and remember kids, the best way to prevent getting spez on your shoes is to just not hang out with jailbait promoting fuckchuds

Holyginz ,

Probably because when companies posted or commented shitty things they would get downvoted to oblivion. Spez obviously couldn’t allow that

nawordar ,

Wait, when did they do that? I remember when some EA comment broke a downvote record

SkyezOpen ,

Posts stop at 0, comments don’t have a floor last I checked.

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

They don’t have floor visibly but there is a limit to how much they can affect your karma

nawordar ,

Ah, that makes sense now. Thank you

PenisDuckCuck9001 ,

When I stopped using reddit, comments on certain subreddits could get downvoted into negative points but posts couldn’t get downvoted past 0 sidewide.

1stTime4MeInMCU , to lemmyshitpost in Pizza

¼

LodeMike OP ,

?

1stTime4MeInMCU ,

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LodeMike OP ,

That doesn’t make it any clearer.

1stTime4MeInMCU ,

youtu.be/XAqtV7r82Jc?si=_HYBqUGNY8IftzQD

Thann ,
@Thann@lemmy.ml avatar

With peace and love

1stTime4MeInMCU ,

Thank you thank you

LodeMike OP ,

Oh the link didn’t load for some reason and it just displayed an empty comment.

1stTime4MeInMCU ,

Yeah my app glitched out I had to edit the comment

LodeMike OP ,

Oh

kiiim , to lemmyshitpost in Pizza

Peace with ur…

FrenchThrowAway , to lemmyshitpost in Pizza

Did a dog write this post ?

4am ,

I think The Quartering did

NaoPb ,

Lol. Haven’t heard that name in a while.

StarPupil ,

You aren’t missing much.

WereCat , to lemmyshitpost in Pizza

All I understand is that your wife is 35 feet and you’re 30 meter

herrvogel ,

Correction: she’s 35 Farads.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s a lot of capacitance. That’s a terrifying amount of capacitance.

herrvogel ,

Are you capacitance-shaming her?

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Constantly.

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/14e7d646-6c5b-4529-81b1-a9ccc961d487.png

mr_timns , to lemmyshitpost in Pizza

I don’t know if it’s good or bad that I know the joke here.

FilthyShrooms , to lemmyshitpost in Pizza

Thank god for the TLDR, that’s way too long of a post

PenisDuckCuck9001 ,

lol

Tl;dr I replied “lol” because I thought it would be funny.

Tl;dr for the tl;dr: I said “lol” and then included a “tl;dr” for comedic effect.

UnderpantsWeevil , to lemmyshitpost in Pizza
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

First ten comments are people posting

You should divorce her

She’s not getting pizza, she’s cheating on you

and links to the Men’s Rights channel

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Those guys are twisted. Cheating on me is one thing, getting pizza without me is seriously fucked up.

ShaggySnacks ,

“My wife, I can forgive for you having multiple affairs. The various attempts on my life by you, all water under the bridge. Getting pizza without me? I’m asking for annulment. This marriage never happened. You are dead to me.”

DragonTypeWyvern ,

They have a point. Not all guys are down for sharing a dick but everyone is down with sharing a pizza

AbsoluteChicagoDog ,

You forgot “She should leave you”

EarthShipTechIntern , to lemmyshitpost in Pizza

I thought this was for shit posts, piss posts?

Smh

Etterra , to lemmyshitpost in Pizza

Plot twist, OP is a dog.

NoSpiritAnimal ,
@NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

Dog’s old as fuck

5C5C5C ,

That’s why he couldn’t hold it in.

Etterra ,

30 in dog years obviously.

eager_eagle , to lemmyshitpost in Oops!
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

my condolences

Illegalmexicant , to lemmyshitpost in Oops!

Big if true

can , to lemmyshitpost in Oops!

Ouch

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH , to lemmyshitpost in Oops!

I’m surprise they didn’t go with its official name, “terf island”.

lugal ,

Sadly, there is more than one terf island

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH ,

I’m watching the US become terf (turtle) island right now.

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