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Pons_Aelius , to lemmyshitpost in Follow me for more health and fitness tips

Lies: It takes at least an hour to carbonise like that...

irish_link ,

And that’s in the oven. No way that was done on a stove top or range.

Donkter , (edited )

And honestly, if anything that pan was only maybe breaking 1200 calories unless they used crazy amounts of oil.

dalekcaan ,

This is nothing but a meme of LIES!

ivanafterall , to lemmyshitpost in Follow me for more health and fitness tips
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Thanks for sharing this recipe. It was delicious and the whole family loved it!

SeeMinusMinus , to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story
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Now I want to try. Thanks again lemmy 😭

pec , to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story

Wow! I want a huge quantity of those no penises sign so I can stick them all over town

registrert ,
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There are many places where a penis would be inappropriate. You’ll need a lot of stickers.

Norgur ,

What's the appeal process of someone else seems a penis to be appropriate somewhere where this sticker was put?

monotremata ,

It's less of an appeals process and more of a peel process.

Num10ck ,

careful, you might end up in a penal colony.

FartsWithAnAccent , to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story
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“Worst urinal ever: 0/10, do not recommend.”

Vengefu1Tuna ,

“Blew pee everywhere”

metaStatic , to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story

how do you mess up the ball dryer that badly

recapitated , to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story

But then how do I dry it off before going back to work??

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story
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The story here is simply “defacement.”

Sanyanov ,

Good if not beheading

zane , to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story

dyson makes the worst urinals. Piss got everywhere.

hollunder , to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story

How did he take the picture with both hands in the dryer? I have a theory… Is this what they call a ‘dickpic’?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Either that or his friend gave him a reach around…

downdaemon , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story
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i saw these fun stickers that were like “clap to activate” or “yell to activate” that you could put on random things

Norgur , to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story

Is this the birthplace of "instructions unclear, penis stuck in fan"?

registrert ,
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I thought that saying was made back stage at a Led Zeppelin concert in 1973?

Assman ,
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You’re thinking of “fish stuck in fan”

wreckedcarzz , to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Well now I have to do it ugh unzips

SlopppyEngineer , to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story

https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/604ca17e-159c-46d2-82b3-54daee15281f.jpeg

All because of that guy

smeg ,

Bean would make a hell of a QA

rmuk , to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story

If my penis looked like that I’d focus on medical attention first and blasting it with hot air second.

0ops ,

I take it you’re circumcised?

KSPAtlas ,
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That penis also looks circumised cause you can see the urethra

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