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ninjan , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?

Results that ‘good’ just can’t be planned, and if he tried to remake them with the intent of looking like poop he couldn’t ever get them this ‘good’ again. Legendary stuff. Should take them to some kids and blow their minds.

RustyNova , to linuxmemes in Can I get a filesystem cleanup on aisle 6?

Can a linux/systemd nerd explain what the error is? I know it’s a shutdown sequence, but I’m curious on the fault

earthquake ,

These kinds of public errors are almost always a hard drive failure.

CameronDev ,

It is actually a boot failure. Normally the kernel reads some config from the initrd (the bootloader loads initrd and passes it to the kernel - thanks dan) and then does a bunch of setup stuff, and then it mounts the actual root filesystem, and then switches to using that. In this case, the root filesystem has failed to mount.

Hardware failure is most likely the cause, but misconfiguration can also make this happen. Probably hardware though.

If its misconfiguration, an admin can reattempt to mount the root drive on /new_root, and then ctrl-d to get the init system to try again

ELI5: couldnt open C:/ drive

Edit: clarified what loads the initrd - as per dans comment.

Pregnenolone , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?

They don’t really look like they’d come from that pan

webadict ,

They didn’t, otherwise there’d be one less, they’d be wider, flatter, and the tray picture wouldn’t be from an amazon listing.

coffeecat ,

This guy pans.

SSUPII , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?

I mean, I mean, if they are real brownies they could just cut them into small peaces and it wouldn’t look like something this sus

SpaceNoodle ,

I’ll go get the poop knife

SpaceNoodle , to linuxmemes in Can I get a filesystem cleanup on aisle 6?

Why does this produce need a massive digital signage pylon?

SigmarStern ,
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The question is, why does it run on Linux and not Apple

CmdrKeen OP ,
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Perhaps it runs on a Raspberry Pi?

ApathyTree ,
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Or orange pi. Banana pi.

The best thing I learned when writing this comment (because I know there are other fruity labeled pi computers) is that you can look up “other fruit pi” and actually find results. Semi-relevant ones. (I use ecosia, not google/bing/askjeves, so ymmv)

Dasnap , to linuxmemes in Can I get a filesystem cleanup on aisle 6?
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Shit must look dystopian to anyone who doesn’t understand what it is.

Samsy ,

I bet there was a granny, reading it line by line and crumple about where the fucking apples at.

Steamymoomilk ,

What u mean granny just grep ‘apple’ Duh

Lmao

ooterness ,

ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE THE DARK OBELISK OF TECHNOLOGY.

reev , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?

Y’all should look into Chocolate Salami, those are also pretty easy to poopify.

bstix , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?

Put an extra dog turd in there for a fun family game of Russian brownie roulette.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Pretty sure that could be easily identified by the smell.

Samsy ,

You probably never smelled a cookie backed by @bstix

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Fair enough

Samsy , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?

He could share them to kids, if they like it, he can give some hints where they catch up more.

Teon , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?
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What a shit baker. Who even cooks this crap?

/s

AlmightySnoo , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?
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High quality shitpost right there

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I aim to please.

mack7400 ,

They"re not my favourite, but they’re definitely #2

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I was certainly looking forward to all the “shitty” puns that this post would encourage. Will make good restroom reading. :)

Manmikey , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?
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There’s 7 spaces in the baking tray, there’s 8 brownies! What is the 8th brownie op!

Denalduh ,

Brownie roulette!

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Uh oh, my plan has been foiled

volvoxvsmarla , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?

I’ve had a similar problem for a while.

Our oven broke but we had a mini oven that works with heated air and it is actually quite cool, so we never got the big one repaired. And it was fine for pizza or something small, but when I actually needed to put something in a form - a casserole, or a cake - the only form that fitted inside was a penis cake form I had from my student days. My friends gave it to me because I was obsessed with the line “bake phallic cake” in the lyrics of two songs I love. So we ended up eating out of a pink penis a lot.

Thankfully we moved about a month ago and now we have a big oven again. Our toddler is getting more interested in food now and feeding her food that was cooked and/or served in a penis feels slightly wrong.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Well, congrats on the new place and I’m glad to hear that your toddler doesn’t have to be exposed to inappropriately shaped baking forms anymore.

cygnus , to linuxmemes in Can I get a filesystem cleanup on aisle 6?
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My supermarket uses Arch btw.

whoisearth ,
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I’m sure they announce it on their loudspeakers when you’re in the store too.

Grass ,

Oh man I would do this all the time. When I worked a grocery store it had suse and later they switched to windows. Before if anything didn’t work it was user error like rebooting with personal items left on the keyboard. After we had self checkouts that would bluescreen and other than myself only two people knew how to reboot them. If it had arch I would make sure everyone knew.

dudinax , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?

Because walnuts are gross.

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