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mkwt , to lemmyshitpost in Setting the record straight

150 pounds makes about 600 average burgers, you reckon?

SpaceNoodle ,

600 tiny burgers

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

If your burger doesn’t weigh a pound are you even living?

thermal_shock ,

smashburgers far outweigh thick nonsense.

Tikiporch ,

Only if you have over a pound of smash burgers, otherwise it doesn’t outweigh.

thermal_shock ,

lol

scoobford ,

I’d say closer to 400. Quarter pounders have only ever been common as smashburgers or at shitty burger restaurants.

Voyajer ,
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

1500 mcnaldos burgers

Crashumbc ,

Add another zero.

LodeMike , to lemmyshitpost in Setting the record straight

Is this an “and”, or an “or”

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

And.

Vigge93 ,

It literally says “and” on the second to last row

LodeMike ,

Oh

TwoBeeSan , to greentext in Anon doesn’t like Elden Ring

Elden ring is like listening to a greatest hits album. Nothing new but may be some remixes on there.

So far the dlc feels the same, hope it gets more interesting, only at rennala

Renacles ,

You mean Rellana? Rennala’s sister?

TwoBeeSan ,

Yes rellana.

littletranspunk , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets

honk

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

oh my godddd, fuckkkkk 😩

Lightor ,

My stomach hurts real bad

LeroyJenkins ,

try tums or Alka Seltzer

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

might wanna get your prostate checked out by a doctor

AllNewTypeFace , to lemmyshitpost in Setting the record straight
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

Or, a year’s food supply for a cat

Slovene ,

Depends on the size of the cat.

Gladaed ,

Probably more than that

over_clox , to lemmyshitpost in Setting the record straight

You totally forgot the leather…

Tar_alcaran ,

And the gelatine

Aggravationstation ,

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YEioi1GlYE

MeatPilot ,
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

And my axe!

BudgetBandit ,

And my money!

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You’d think they’d remember the Jell-O.

There’s always room for Jell-O.

roguetrick ,

You’ve officially gathered a flock of rage downvoters squid.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I understand. Jell-O used to make me extremely angry too.

x4740N ,

And the bones you can make stock from

tfw_no_toiletpaper , to greentext in Anon doesn’t like Elden Ring

Why is that so accurate lmao

bionicjoey , to greentext in Anon doesn’t like Elden Ring

I haven’t played Elden Ring so this basically reads like an LLM trying to continue Jabberwocky by Lewis Carrol

shneancy ,

yea that’s a good description

it’s one of those games that you finish and have no idea what happened, the NPCs speak to you as if you were supposed to know already

it’s a good game, but to understand the story you need to be a bloody archaeologist

NigelFrobisher , to greentext in Anon doesn’t like Elden Ring

I feel attacked.

bruhduh , to lemmyshitpost in Setting the record straight
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5ec61c25-02c8-4bf9-8ef6-d17f015d7335.jpeg

probableprotogen , to lemmyshitpost in Next Gen Console Leak

The PS6 will be a whole data center

LodeMike OP ,

Still locked to 30fps /s

probableprotogen ,

30fps 16k gaming

LodeMike OP ,

More like 300dpi

probableprotogen ,

Good lord how the fuck is it printing at 30 fps

LodeMike OP ,

Dont worry about it.

Jimbo ,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

The PS5 already has so much horsepower it blows my mind that many games can still run at 30fps. I think we’ll get there.

PhlubbaDubba , to lemmyshitpost in Next Gen Console Leak

All that processing power and still not able to run triple A at max settings

tacofox ,

at 30 fps…

intensely_human , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

One time I wrote a program that would convert a wikipedia article into plain text then run that through the say command in mac os terminal.

For a while I’d put my computer to reading me a wikipedia article to fall asleep to. Or maybe I was trying to learn subconsciously through sleep or something, can’t remember.

But what I do remember is that listening to the article on The Fermi Paradox, read to me by a robot voice, seemed kind of theatrical and badass, just how it reads.

This was like 15 years ago so I don’t know if the article still reads badass.

betahack , to lemmyshitpost in Next Gen Console Leak

…you’re gonna need a bigger desk

rockerface , to greentext in Anon doesn’t like Elden Ring

I prefer the Fiddlecrinkle’s Glitter Missile spell anyway, it’s fair and balanced and I killed all the bosses with it without them getting even close to me

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