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lowleveldata , to memes in Crazy fact

That’s crazy

DampSquid , to memes in Crazy fact

I’ve also heard rumours that he stood where he was told to

_dev_null , to memes in Due to recent events, Mickey had to get a new job
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Nah, that motherfucker is selling handies outside Cecil Hotel in downtown LA.

HamBrick , to lemmyshitpost in Hope that clears things up

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/c2555b88-ff12-4493-85bc-1eaf1f1ebf46.pngnon-spray non-cooking stick

ook_the_librarian ,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

Too sticky.

chatokun ,

I am a stick.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

reminds me of a joke that’s fun to tell kids:

what’s brown and sticky?

The kids usually think about it and say “eew, poop?”

No. A stick. A stick is brown and stick-y.

thesporkeffect ,

Also, vegemite

MrShankles ,

That a nice-looking stick ya got there

nilloc ,

The butter was actually a non-spray, non-stock cooking stick.

Put a hotdog on the end, and what you have is actually a non-spray cooking stick.

GluWu , to lemmyshitpost in Trying to lose weight?

That doesn’t look bad?

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It would be way too much cucumber for me, but this is right up some people’s alley. My husband will eat an entire cucumber whereas I can only enjoy a few slices at a time.

I have celiac, and I’ll sometimes use iceberg lettuce leaves as sandwich material. I prefer that because it’s got a much milder flavor.

agamemnonymous ,
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That would be a nightmare to actually eat, the skin is fully intact.

Now, slice the cucumber normally and make little finger sandwiches with it, and that’s actually pretty appealing.

Kusimulkku ,

the skin is fully intact

You need to see a dentist if the skin on a cucumber is too much for you lol

Walican132 , to lemmyshitpost in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...

I wish I knew more about networking.

variants ,

Today is the day to wish no longer

Swedneck ,
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i mean this isn’t really a networking thing, it’s just waves being blocked or reflected such that different areas have different coverage.

it’s like trying to read an optician’s letter poster in a house made of glass of varying opacity.

Walican132 ,

Really good analogy.

thawed_caveman , to lemmyshitpost in Just fuck my shit up

If you’re in this bathroom sober, you’ll feel drunk.

If you’re in this bathroom drunk, your mind will escape into the 4th dimension and you may not be coming back.

Etterra ,

What if you’re fucked up on shrooms?

Etterra , to lemmyshitpost in Just fuck my shit up

Contractor: that’ll be $5k.

Customer: yeah you took to long so I’m only gonna pay $3k. When will you be done?

Contractor: tomorrow. You won’t believe the results.

AlmightySnoo , to lemmyshitpost in Just fuck my shit up
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OP is the one who came up with the tilted Linux desktop idea: hackaday.com/…/welcome-to-the-year-of-the-diagona…

Teon , to lemmyshitpost in Just fuck my shit up
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Set time travel machine to... UK 1981

andthenthreemore ,
@andthenthreemore@startrek.website avatar

Needs more avocado fixtures.

Nfamwap ,

Gimme that fluffy toilet seat cover.

andthenthreemore ,
@andthenthreemore@startrek.website avatar

And deep pile carpet.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

In the bathroom?

CaptPretentious ,

Some people do it. They’re wrong for doing it, but they do it.

Floshie , to lemmyshitpost in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...

I’m literally studying this for my next exam…

… this is a cry for help

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Perhaps it would help if you studied the actual exam material instead?

Floshie ,

Ahahah, I meant this as in “this subject”

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

You have an exam about why my neighbor’s WiFi connection is better than my own?

supergrizzlybear ,
@supergrizzlybear@pawb.social avatar

You can do a degree in anything these days

feedum_sneedson , to lemmyshitpost in Hope that clears things up

Napalm sticks

Kowowow ,

I’ve heard it mainly sticks to kids

Thcdenton ,

😐

Piemanding ,

That’s what I was gonna say. If it doesn’t stick it doesn’t do as much damage.

Rakonat ,

m.youtube.com/watch?v=t9eybY9qFfYNapalm sticks to kids.

ahriboy , to lemmyshitpost in Hope that clears things up

Please, do not use superglue spray as hairspray.

vox , to lemmyshitpost in Hope that clears things up
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non-spray stick cooking?

pyrflie ,

Stick Welder

Rootiest ,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

That’s non-spray stick sticking

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Shish kebab?

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/7bd837ae-c03c-4c51-ad3a-15171b96de44.jpeg

fossphi , to lemmyshitpost in Hope that clears things up

This is peak shitposting. Love it

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Peak stickposting.

fossphi ,

Okay, you win

TodaviaTyler ,

I’m definitely here for this!

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