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1984 , 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

Idiocracy movie was a documentary of our time now.

theodewere , 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

most of the "American Food" aisle in European grocery stores in one bottle

MacNCheezus OP , 6 months ago

Your daily allowance of HFCS and artificial colors and preservatives in a single convenient serving!

I_Fart_Glitter , 6 months ago

Don’t forget MSG and salt!

slaacaa , 6 months ago

American “food”

jubilationtcornpone , 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Task failed successfully

“When God closes a door, he opens a dress.” --Roger Sterling

I_Fart_Glitter , 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

But look how happy that woman is! It must be good. Advertisers wouldn’t lie.

pacmondo , 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

Some food science company just made a doritos liqeur so you’re not that far off: foodandwine.com/doritos-flavored-liquor-taste-841…

MacNCheezus OP , 6 months ago

Every day we stray further from God’s light

habanhero , 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Noooooo

Now you have my attention. For 3 seconds.

Tremble , 6 months ago

Four seconds

bigkahuna1986 , 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

Thanks, I hate it.

GrammatonCleric , 6 months ago

But you haven’t even tried it 😂

Madison420 , 6 months ago

I hate to think how much I would like it if it actually tasted like nacho cheese Doritos.

Annoyed_Crabby , 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Noooooo

Every game will be 80% water level from now on.

PrimarilyPrimate , 6 months ago to aww in Snow Gives Him the Zoomies

Have you tried the zoomies, it will warm you right up!

TheMightyKracken OP , 6 months ago

I tried it and collapsed in exhaustion after twisting both ankles and breaking a hip.

PrimarilyPrimate , 6 months ago

Wow, you really let loose!

Sotuanduso , 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

Dondrinkdos.

LemmyKnowsBest , 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Task failed successfully

I’m browsing by “new” but this joke was from a week or two ago. Can we please move on?

Dempf , 6 months ago

Sure, I have an idea. How about we talk about beans…

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/a392c9f1-27c2-4191-8ad6-d10543d5b19a.webp

aheadofthekrauts , 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

Best invention since my shitbucket.

Michael717 , 6 months ago to aww in Snow Gives Him the Zoomies

Moments before disaster.

TheMightyKracken OP , 6 months ago

Cute, fuzzy disaster.

theodewere , 6 months ago to aww in Snow Gives Him the Zoomies

he's saying you should both go chase rabbits in the snow

TheMightyKracken OP , 6 months ago

Best I can do is squirrels

thisbenzingring , 6 months ago to aww in Snow Gives Him the Zoomies

that look in his eye… this boy is a special guy

cherish him!

TheMightyKracken OP , 6 months ago

He’s a good boy