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gravitas_deficiency , to lemmyshitpost in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake

And then cut into it and you discover that inside, it’s the most incredible and perfect red velvet cake with semi-sweet salted caramel cinnamon crème cheese frosting

woah

Drusas , to lemmyshitpost in A time-honored tradition

Am I the only one who thinks leftovers make the best breakfasts?

TrendigOsthyvel , to lemmyshitpost in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake

Almost as delicious as the traditional swedish sandwich cake

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/39050f0b-0a89-4769-b82b-7011a7b2836f.jpeg

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Damn, that’s next level

synapse1278 ,
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You can make one yourself following this guide

M137 ,
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Smörgåstårta is actually delicious though.

Kusimulkku ,

I love me some voileipäkakku. Especially the salmon one, that’s the tits and always gets eaten first at weddings haha

jaybone ,

This actually looks good though.

OPs thing makes me sick.

Norgur , to lemmyshitpost in A time-honored tradition

This happens every time because there is something else in the fridge that needs to be cooked so it won't spoil. Then you eat the new dish instead of the old one since you just made it and the old one goes bad....

0x4E4F ,
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Yeah, it’s pretty much like that.

Still, most leftovers are eaten… at least in our household.

v4ld1z , to lemmyshitpost in A time-honored tradition
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But then you keep cooking new stuff because you don’t want to touch the x-day-old food that you’re not interested anymore and want something freshly cooked to eat. You’ll get around to it evenshoely, for shooor

TWeaK , to lemmyshitpost in A time-honored tradition

I feel seen.

qyron , to lemmyshitpost in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake

Burn this. Burn it now. Burn it with fire.

DarylDutch ,

In my experience cooking it makes it worse.

qyron ,

Cooking it is not the objective.

bellly , to lemmyshitpost in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake

Ew i dont like olives

sanguine_artichoke , to lemmyshitpost in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake
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Give me a slice of bread and mayo and I’d have a little. What kind of jizz is that on the outside, though?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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The yellow stuff is cheese whiz, the white I’m not entirely sure. Ranch dressing maybe?

zigmus64 ,

The yellow stuff is definitely Easy Cheese. The can is in the background on the right.

For the non Americans

The “icing” I have no idea. At first I thought it was mashed potatoes, but on closer inspection it does seem like it might be ranch dressing.

Part of me wants to be disgusted by this… part of me wants to make it so I can try it.

sanguine_artichoke ,
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Not just cheez wiz, but the spray stuff, Easy Cheese.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake
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Horrible. It’s fucking raw!

Smokeydope ,
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Katie I think we need some black bars over that cake

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Actually, both hot dogs and bologna are pre-cooked, otherwise they wouldn’t be safe to consume cold.

Octopus1348 ,
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Yeah. That’s why you can just throw the hotdog in the microwave and it tastes exactly like if you cooked it.

LemmyKnowsBest , to lemmyshitpost in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake

Just when I think the entire human species has lost its collective mind and made earth uninhabitable and life no longer worth living, I see things like this and realize I am still right for feeling that way.

Slow , to lemmyshitpost in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake

Perhaps this cake should be given to your girlfriend?

M137 , to lemmyshitpost in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake
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The 70’s called, they want their nightmare food back.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Kusimulkku ,

Would try. I’ve made the Swedish dish Flying Jacob (because it was so bizarre) and it was honestly great

Flying Jacob (Swedish: flygande Jacob/Jakob pronounced is a Swedish casserole composed of chicken, cream, chilli sauce, bananas, roasted peanuts and bacon. The dish is baked in an oven and is usually served with rice and a salad.

MustrumR , to greentext in Anon ponders modern magic

The masks used in litography to compensate distortion of details smaller than wavelength are pretty much at the point of being magic circles.
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Teon , to lemmyshitpost in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake
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It's always a party when wieners are involved.

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