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ObviouslyNotBanana , to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people
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I had to downvote this before upvoting it

Imgonnatrythis ,

That’s the stamp of excellence in shitposting.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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First click the downvote button, then click the upvote button. Simple, really.

Tsinc , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people
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RootBeerGuy ,
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It’s called Nasi Tumpeng.

More like “nasty umpeng” amiriteoramiriteorwhat? holds up hand for high five

photonic_sorcerer ,
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Idk man, that shit do be lookin kinda fire

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Looks like a fancier version of Nasi Lemak. I’d try it.

Maddie , to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people
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Who hurt you?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I had to see it and now you do, too.

GissaMittJobb , to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

Allow me to introduce you to a Swedish delicacy: Smörgåstårta (Sandwich cake): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smörgåstårta

Basically a cake, but made out of layers of white bread and savory things, like for example ham, liver pâté or salmon. The ‘frosting’ or whatever you want to call it is usually based on mayonnaise or creme fraiche.

It’s really good, for the record. You eat it as a main, commonly at festive occasions.

synapse1278 ,
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The Smörgåstårta is becoming a trend on lemmy ? It’s the second time this week I have to post this superb recipe video !

ivanafterall , to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people
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Another way to ensure you're never invited to a gathering.

THE_ANON , to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

It’s fucking raw

half_built_pyramids ,

Oooh baby I like it raw

tubaruco , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

CHEWING IS THE BEST PART

hungryphrog , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

no

jerrythegenius , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice
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Necessity is the mother of invention

LinkOpensChest_wav , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice
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But does it have probiotics?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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IDK but definitely has lots of corn syrup

NegativeLookBehind , (edited )
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And grade A cheese* juice concentrate

MacNCheezus OP , (edited )
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*contains 0% cheese

NegativeLookBehind , (edited )
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*Cheese-like lard based product

kersploosh ,
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It’s got electrolytes!

VikingHippie ,

It’s what plants crave!

corus_kt , to lemmyshitpost in Noooooo

Fitting picture, Leonardo’s definitely outta here after '25

pruwybn , to lemmyshitpost in Noooooo
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We’re all headed for the minus world.

EvolvedTurtle , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

I think it would be a fun one off tbh

XTornado , to lemmyshitpost in Noooooo

Oh no goddammit, I hate those levels and you are telling me there will be more… Fuck! I was okay overheating, having to harvest moist like Star Wars and having the water wars but not that… That fucking sucks.

ivanafterall , to lemmyshitpost in Noooooo
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Sonic games will be rendered borderline unplayable.

jettrscga ,

I feel like they’d be rendered playable.

Their normal speed makes it random chaos of running into stuff. Underwater would be a nice pace to navigate.

ivanafterall ,
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I hear you, but the underwater countdown from that game still gives me heart palpitations. A whole game of that stress would be a public health hazard.

synae ,
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Sonic3 bubble shield is the most important power up in the game for this reason - it’ll save your IRL life

ivanafterall ,
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I once thought it'd be funny to use that as my alarm clock sound. That didn't last long. But it's really effective!

Jomega ,

Some of the more recent games have the music cut out when you’re underwater. IMO, this makes the countdown even worse when it finally happens.

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