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crazybrain , to lemmyshitpost in Spice up your breakfast
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I didn’t realise anything was wrong until I read the comments.

hark , to lemmyshitpost in Sit still please
@hark@lemmy.world avatar

Self portrait?

june , to lemmyshitpost in Uncanny

I thought she was holding a hedgehog for a second

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

You’re not the first, but upon closer inspection I think it might be some sort of fur accessory.

june ,

Yea I think it’s a purse or a jacket

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Certainly far more likely than a hedgehog.

piracysails ,

She is not?

june ,

She is not

ninjan , to lemmyshitpost in Uncanny

More like I-da-hoe

Branch_Ranch ,

I know you are!

WhimsicalSofa , to lemmyshitpost in Uncanny

Why does she have a hedgehog

turbowafflz ,

Why don’t you have a hedgehog?

WhimsicalSofa ,

Fair point

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

That’s a good question. And why is he such a pervert? The hedgehog, I mean.

NoIWontPickaName ,

The hedgehog isn’t a pervert, everyone knows that the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Be that as it may, it actually turns out the hedgehog was always there…

knowyourmeme.com/memes/milk-edinburgh-club-photo

imgflip.com/…/Guy-talking-to-girl-in-club

NoIWontPickaName ,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huGdrsbYsik

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Thanks for explaining the reference. I had not heard this song before.

NoIWontPickaName ,

It’s one of my favorite things to share!

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Nevada, 'nuff said.

Honytawk , to lemmyshitpost in Uncanny

She shouldn’t be calling herself a ho though.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

What do you suggest instead, Idaescort perhaps? Idacourtesan? Idaprostitute? Idaworkinggirl?

IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah but she’s not a ho, she da ho!

Viking_Hippie ,

She isn’t. The state was named by her bitter ex.

De_Narm , to lemmyshitpost in Follow me for more recipes

Call me crazy, but I think pasta, fruit and vanilla sauce could work.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Sure, as long as you don’t use the seasoning packet…

squigglycunt ,

nope, it tastes even better trust me bro

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Found the milksteak enjoyer

angrymouse , to lemmyshitpost in Uncanny

A as non English native I can’t see Wyoming without pronouncing “mhamm mhaam” in my head… Holy fuck this is stupid.

TimewornTraveler , to lemmyshitpost in Follow your heart, they said

I see no downsides

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

You might wanna read up on wendigos before going down that path. I don’t think they’d make very good pets.

0x4E4F , to lemmyshitpost in Follow your heart, they said
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

To be honest, I really do wanna do this 🥺.

wren ,
@wren@sopuli.xyz avatar

Just don’t start dabbling in bomb-crafting and manifesto writing and you’ll be sorted

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Nah, that’s for the big city, who am I gonna scare with bombs in the middle of nowhere, lol.

IDontHavePantsOn ,

Everyone hush… we don’t need a lucky 10,000 for this one.

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah… I don’t live in the US 😂. I know the deal with you guys and the b word 😂.

IDontHavePantsOn ,

Barbecue. Barbecue is the only thing we talk about here. Just don’t bring up the other B word.

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

🤐

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Writing manifestos isn’t illegal and neither is bomb crafting, as long as you do it in the privacy of your own home and don’t mail them to other people.

IDontHavePantsOn ,

Almost correct. Depends on the type.

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, like I bet the nuclear type is not legal even in your own home 😂.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I guess I didn’t consider that.

Good luck getting your hands on enough enriched nuclear material though.

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

You could probably make it yourself 🤔… but you’d have to make a neutron gun first…

AreaKode , to lemmyshitpost in Spice up your breakfast

Not gonna lie. I’d totally buy that.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

If anyone from General Mills is reading this, unless you can prove prior art I reserve the rights to this idea. Please PM me to find out where to send the royalty check to.

CodexArcanum , to lemmyshitpost in Spice up your breakfast

So good you’ll nut!

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Not around the kids, please

fossphi , to lemmyshitpost in Uncanny

Is this something I’m too unamerican to understand?

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Not really. If you look closely enough at the shapes and positions of these states on the map, you should be able to figure it out.

bilb , to lemmyshitpost in Follow your heart, they said
@bilb@lem.monster avatar

how do i summion wengido

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Here you go

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/633b3d14-8f97-4b4e-8495-f0cf70e555b6.jpeg

On second thought, scratch the whole wendigo idea. Perhaps I’ll just stick to breeding normal critters like raccoons or sasquatches.

hex_m_hell ,

There’s already enough monsters with an insatiable appetites fed by blood and suffering who’s appetite grows the more they consume: billionaires.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Perhaps billionaires are just wendigos with a job… 🤔

cm0002 ,

On second thought, scratch the whole wendigo idea. Perhaps I’ll just stick to breeding normal critters like raccoons or sasquatches.

Well that’s no way to raise a loyal nightmare army

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Idk man, I think sasquatches are probably a lot more loyal than wendigos.

citrixworkkbin , to lemmyshitpost in Spice up your breakfast

If I'm feeling peckish, I'll take a bowl of cheerios and mix in chili crisp

MacNCheezus OP , (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

We live in a free country

CodexArcanum ,

I could see plain cheerios being pretty good with some spicy toppings. Plain Rice Crispies would probably work too, and would really upset several whole regions of the world.

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