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Badeendje , to lemmyshitpost in Useful information
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There is a railway all along the shores and no station what where these scientists thinking?

FQQD ,
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“The wheels on the shore go round and round, round and round”

MacNCheezus OP ,
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As usual, they were too preoccupied with whether they could to consider whether they should.

superduperenigma ,

“I want to get off Mr. Bone’s Antarctic Ride”

saigot ,

Its the Snowpiercer train.

user224 ,
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moriquende , to lemmyshitpost in As requested
Neon ,

this looks like a Photoshop-job to me.

a Photojob if you want so

Cqrd ,

A hand-edited photo job. A hand-job, if you will.

Vodica , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift getting the airplane delivered that will fly her to her airplane on which she'll fly from one side to the other on an airplane, eating food delivered by airplane

If you have billion dollars, you will do same, peasants.

Un4 ,

Or even worse

Cossty , to lemmyshitpost in As requested

I saw this and even the previous post, but still don’t know what this is about. Can somebody explain for a person not living in freedom land? What did she do at that football game, super something? Does she use planes even for very short flights or something?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Yes, you’re basically right on the money. She’s been very vocal about climate change being a serious issue but not only did she take her private jet to go to the Super Bowl (of course), but in the short time she’s been dating Kelce (the football player), she has used it at least 15 times to see him play. We’re just poking a little fun at that.

stateofunion.org/…/taylor-swift-who-believes-clim…

newsweek.com/taylor-swift-co2-emissions-private-j…

ItsAFake ,

You know how you want to go to the shops about 40 minutes away? Instead of driving she takes a plane.

LifeInMultipleChoice ,

That’s not even possible…

Dashi ,

I mean not really. I know people that take public flights from GRR to Ohair because they don’t want to drive 3 hours and world rather fly 30 minutes. If someone without a private jet is willing to do that. Imagine what someone with a private jet would do

LifeInMultipleChoice , (edited )

The goal posts just moved 450%

Edit… Sorry I fucked up the math. 525%. Right? 3x60+30 =210. 210 out of 40 minutes… 5.25

anonymous222 , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift getting the airplane delivered that will fly her to her airplane on which she'll fly from one side to the other on an airplane, eating food delivered by airplane

TAYLOR SWIFT WATCHES AIRPLANE GIVING BIRTH

shootwhatsmyname , to lemmyshitpost in As requested
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Not to be that person, but her proportions are off and she’s not respecting the environment’s vanishing point. I used to love her, but this making me question her motives.

radix ,
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I’m trying to learn perspective. What is there that isn’t respecting the vanishing point?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I think that person is referring to the fact that the airplane’s trajectory is slightly ajar from the straight line that goes from the camera to the vanishing point. Perhaps the pilot got off course a little.

Tangent5280 ,

The enclosing airplane is so large, that there is natural formation of cross winds by pressure differential. One such pressure differential is giving our brave pilot trouble as he navigates the treacherous path from seat J3 to seat K3.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I ain’t no expert, but this guy sounds like he knows what he’s talking about, so it’s probably the correct answer.

radix ,
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Oh, now that you say it it seems obvious. Thanks!

shootwhatsmyname ,
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I mean, just look at her. You can physically feel the rebelliousness in her adverse yaw. I can’t even imagine how disruptive her adiabatic lapse rate is. She needs to be grounded

crapwittyname , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift getting the airplane delivered that will fly her to her airplane on which she'll fly from one side to the other on an airplane, eating food delivered by airplane

It still makes me sad to look at the Antonov.
RIP AN-225, 1988-2022

THE_MASTERMIND ,

Who ?

Valmond ,

The plane.

THE_MASTERMIND ,

Thanks

HootinNHollerin ,

Largest plane in the world, got destroyed by Russia in Ukraine

THE_MASTERMIND ,

Ahh thanks

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT , to risa in Wholesome

Thought this was an aaaaaace community for a second

franklin ,
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Dunno if it’s a community or the type of battery my remote uses

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

It was an asexual shitposting community back at the old place

einfach_orangensaft , to lemmyshitpost in Finally, it all starts making sense

confess zookeeper!

misterundercoat , to lemmyshitpost in Useful information

Do you ever stop and think about the fact that you can travel in one direction West or East and go forever, but you can’t go North or South forever.

atocci ,

Party at the East Pole, and everyone except this guy is invited

TseseJuer ,

because the world isn’t a ball flying though outer space at millions of miles an hour

Imgonnatrythis , to lemmyshitpost in Useful information

Damn. Worse public transit infrastructure than the US even. Embarrassing Antarctica.

idunnololz ,
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Get it together Pengu

Dagwood222 , to risa in Wholesome

A man owned a music shop, and his lover owned the flower shop next door.

One day she came by and asked if he’d like to have some flowers to brighten up his store.

“Yes, please. Put roses on the piano and tulips on my organ.”

[old, old, old joke]

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Naughty, naughty

Dagwood222 ,

I was just thinking that there are no scenes of Scotty and McCoy sharing a glass or two and telling tales in TOS. A shameful dereliction

OhStopYellingAtMe , to lemmyshitpost in Useful information
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More like Can’tarctica, am I right?

Oszilloraptor , to lemmyshitpost in Useful information
MacNCheezus OP ,
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Well paint me green and call me a pickle.

But… first of all, it’s from the 1950’s and likely no longer operational, and second, it’s probably too short to take up more than one or two pixels at this resolution.

Honytawk , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift getting the airplane delivered that will fly her to her airplane on which she'll fly from one side to the other on an airplane, eating food delivered by airplane

Now make one where Taylor is wearing planes as shoes to get around her house

MacNCheezus OP ,
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