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lolcatnip , to cat in Very pretty eyes
zfr OP ,

LOL

FuglyDuck ,
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I do believe, your cat might be Klingon… I see the resemblance.

How do they feel about opera?

zfr OP ,

not much behind her eyes, so wouldnt say she knows much about opera…

big fan of sleep tho

FuglyDuck ,
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There’s people who aren’t fans of sleeping?

zfr OP ,

well, im just saying thats the only thing she does all day. sleep is great

Akasazh , to lemmyshitpost in Rate my Tinder profile
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Hubi , to lemmyshitpost in Rate my Tinder profile

I’d date me hard

can , (edited )

Reminds me of this (I’m aware it’s referencing the same movie)

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift getting the airplane delivered that will fly her to her airplane on which she'll fly from one side to the other on an airplane, eating food delivered by airplane

What happened with Taylor Swift and airplanes? Is this a super bowl thing?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

Got it, thanks. Ugh rich people, amirite?

jaybone ,

Can you make one where she flies her plane to stop a glacier from melting or save a stranded polar bear or something like that?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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jaybone ,

Love that third one. You should post it for those sweet internet points.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Feel free to use if you want. I got enough fake internet points already.

jaybone ,

Fine then, I will post it and I won’t give you credit. Then two hours later I will comment from my alt account a link back to your post and call myself out on it, thus stirring the commenters into a frenzy of anger and rage.

OozingPositron ,
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That’s the organic internet I know.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Sounds like a plan lol

jaybone ,

That or I won’t do any of those things because I am lazy as fuck.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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As you wish.

jaybone ,

Must you always have the last word?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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No

jaybone ,

You are one stubborn motherfucker.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Indeed

RavenFellBlade , to lemmyshitpost in Rate my Tinder profile

“Goodbye Horses” intensifies

cindylouwhovian , to lemmyshitpost in As requested

I have no love for Taylor Swift. I understand she has a cult following and has recently become star of the NFL. Her name is Swift, she must be fast. I will admit to getting caught up in a personal car singalong of ‘Shake it Off’ on a bad day. Haters are gonna hate, just like haters hate her private plane travels.

But! If I had a ton of rabid fans and right wing haters, and the ability to pay extra to travel SAFELY, I would probably pay extra to travel safely.

Here me out: Whereever she goes requires a SHITTON of public funds to police and security. Rabid fans watch where she goes and follow her everywhere. I understand her new boyfriend had to actually move to a new home because her fans camped out around his house and tapped on his windows in hopes to just SEE her. And this doesn’t even include right wing nuts who think she is a witch for believing vaccines work.

I am not saying she is a saint, but holy hell, I do not blame her for sticking to airports to ensure her own safety and to avoid being a drain on public funds that require extra police presence against a rabid media following her escorts thru cities.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.

ArmokGoB , to lemmyshitpost in As requested

I find it very interesting that no one started caring about this until US right wingers made a big deal about it.

remotedev , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift getting the airplane delivered that will fly her to her airplane on which she'll fly from one side to the other on an airplane, eating food delivered by airplane

Looks like Dee Reynolds dressed up as Taylor Swift

MacNCheezus OP ,
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It’s an AI generated picture, not a real one. The portrait, that is. The background is real.

fne8w2ah , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift getting the airplane delivered that will fly her to her airplane on which she'll fly from one side to the other on an airplane, eating food delivered by airplane

Needs Xzibit and the Pimp My Ride OST in the background.

Tarkcanis , to lemmyshitpost in Useful information

As a Railroader, this is where I would like to retire.

Skkorm , to lemmyshitpost in As requested

Why is there a boomer meme on my Lemmy feed

adj16 ,

Going after the rich for being wasteful with their money and hurting the environment is like the opposite of a boomer mindset…

p1mrx , to lemmyshitpost in Useful information

So McMurdo Station isn’t a station now?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Well it’s not a train station but I suppose the map could be more specific there

therealjcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in Finally, it all starts making sense

Real

raoul , to cat in Very pretty eyes

And very nice moustache

octopus_ink , to lemmyshitpost in Finally, it all starts making sense

Dicks out.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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As tradition demands.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

My dick is always out, you just can’t see it because it’s tiny.

Wav_function ,

I see it bro

I see it

Akasazh ,
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Your nickname keeps being a surprise, even though I encountered it a couple of times.

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