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SeeMinusMinus , to memes in Cheers my dudes
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

Then you got to go to church if you want to stay out of hell. God just fucking hates us.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

God is a capitalist

theodewere ,
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

God is in real estate.. Satan is a capitalist.. Jesus just saves..

SaltyIceteaMaker ,

Isn’t jesus also god? Like his son but also him?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

I’m pretty sure Satan is a merchantilist.

TheFlopster ,
@TheFlopster@lemmy.world avatar

I would have said god is a fascist. There’s a real “do what I’ve decided is best for you, or there will be hell to pay” (pun intended) vibe throughout his interactions with humanity.

But he does always seem to need money, so maybe you have a point.

30p87 ,

He himself does not need money, he’s just too stingy to finance his representatives on earth raping children.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Sometimes they’re not that far apart.

Viking_Hippie ,

Yeah, the fascists currently in control of the GOP are very much capitalists too, for example.

Logh ,

Why not both?

(Couldn’t coun a proper portmanteu)

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar
Kushia , to linux in Linux can be used at your workplaces
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

I feel like OP has never worked in a corporate IT job before and has zero clue what it actually entails to manage a large fleet of desktop PCs used by the average office worker.

milkjug ,
@milkjug@beehaw.org avatar

Seconded, this looks like it was written by a high school edgelord that just got into linux, and has zero understanding of how corporate systems are actually built, and how diverse the IT landscape is.

eee ,

Not just that, for majority of corporate customers the OS is the last thing on their mind. Your office workers are going to complain about anything unfamiliar.

drwho ,
@drwho@beehaw.org avatar

I’ve had end users complain because the icon for the link to our intranet on their desktop changed. They freaked the fuck out.

Folks. It’s the same shitty IIS server. Just a different icon.

Kushia ,
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

When Microsoft changed Office to the ribbon menu system I had to design and run a whole training program with multiple trainers to travel the country to teach people in our company how to use it. All of the helper tools and documentation were not enough.

People absolutely freak out at change when it comes to computers especially.

NBJack ,

Yes. So much yes.

Sure, at least half of the FAANG use Linux. But they use a homegrown Linux flavor often maintained by an entire dedicated team. Not some random ass Ubuntu or Mint ISO you downloaded; these images are custom tailored to the workflows, dev needs, security needs, and even package management needs of the corporation. They often carry a complete profile template that integrates with whatever they’ve chosen to enforce authentication, have a lavish on-board remote monitoring system, you name it.

blkpws OP ,

I do have, let’s not assume things. My Mac device isn’t connected to that IT infrastructure, we have no support to connect to the company network neither, and I work for a pretty big company. So my question is, for the lack of support I get for the Mac, why can’t I just use Linux as many devs on my work are requesting the same if there isn’t any support for Mac, Windows Defender also runs on Linux and all can work perfectly.

Quills , to mildlyinteresting in An "airport neighbourhood" where people can store their planes in their yard and taxi directly to the runway
@Quills@sh.itjust.works avatar

This exists?! Oh my That’s not just mildly, it’s really interesting!

UFO64 ,

They are somewhat common-ish if you know where to look. I fly by one a lot!

mapio.net/images-p/101437851.jpg

QuarterSwede ,
@QuarterSwede@lemmy.world avatar

Indeed, one of our regional airports has housing with taxi ways to the runway as well. Instead of garages for cars they have hangers for the planes and cars.

Ibex0 ,

But I don’t see any planes or hangars there or in OPs image?

xia ,

Residential hangers just look like big garages.

KidsTryThisAtHome ,

Bottom right of ops image (I also see one other plane a few drives up)

UFO64 ,

Look for shed like things that connect to taxiways. They aren’t huge and don’t need to be if the aircraft is smol.

Quills ,
@Quills@sh.itjust.works avatar

I see!

OrteilGenou ,

This is an exclusive neighborhood where only environmentalist TikTok influencers live /s

Quills ,
@Quills@sh.itjust.works avatar

Lol

Haywire ,

There are thousands of them.

Anticorp ,

These exist all across the country! Here’s a fun fact, the street signs are all 2 feet tall in these neighborhoods so that even low-wing airplanes can make turns around corners that have signs without risk of completely destroying their plane.

Quills ,
@Quills@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oooh, cool!

XTornado ,

Yup, John Travolta had and maybe still has a house like this to park his Boeing 707.

Ertebolle , to memes in Freedom units 💯

Paraphrasing an old meme:

Fahrenheit - how hot humans feel
Celsius - how hot water feels
Kelvin - how hot atoms feel

ultimitchow ,

What about Rankine?

linux2647 ,

Pretentious freedom-loving atoms

lord_ryvan ,

How measuring devices see it:

| Celsius | How hot humans feel | | Fahrenheit | Measure Celsius and do a calculation | | Kelvin | Measure Celsius and do a calculation |

Clearly, Celsius is superior here

CaptObvious , to asklemmy in What is the biggest lesson that employment has taught you?

Loyalty is vastly overrated. The only rational course of action is to complete exactly the tasks to which you’ve agreed for the wage they’ve determined. Your employer will demand loyalty but never reciprocate. Don’t let them manipulate you.

Also, never ever let them see you sweat. It doesn’t matter how good your employer is, at the first hint that you’re insecure, they’ll pounce and you’ll be treated like garbage. Always have your briefcase packed and a box to clear out your desk on a moment’s notice.

TitanLaGrange ,

IMO acting out of loyalty is never good. That is a backwards application of the concept intended to make you to act against your own interests.

Some people like to flip the idea of loyalty around from a description of behavior to a reason for behavior as a method of manipulating other people.

Like, if people see me consistently supporting my friends even when that is difficult they might think I’m ‘loyal’, but that’s backwards. I’m not supporting them because I am loyal, I support them because I like them and want them to succeed (and hopefully they’ll support me too). If someone wants loyalty from me, that’s an immediate red flag that tells me they either don’t understand why I do things, or they don’t care and just want me to do whatever they want.

CaptObvious ,

I’m not sure that I completely understand your point, but I totally agree that loyalty is earned and not automatic. And it can be used against you to coerce acting against your own best interests. I keep running into this with my employer, despite mountains of evidence over the years.

I’m a slow learner.

TitanLaGrange ,

loyalty is earned

For me, it’s not even that. Loyalty is not owed, nor is it earned. It is nothing more than a description of behavior.

Think of it this way: I always do my grocery shopping at Target instead of Walmart, even if I see that something is slightly cheaper at Walmart I’ll still most likely go to Target for it. Some might see that and say, “Look, he has loyalty to Target”, assuming that I shop at Target because I am loyal to that brand. But that’s backwards. Really it is that I can be described as ‘loyal’ because I consistently go to that brand. ‘Loyalty’ is a description of the behavior, not the cause of the behavior.

it can be used against you

Only if you have bought into the coercive bullshit that ‘loyalty’ is itself a reason to do something. Employee or customer loyalty is nothing more than an observation that people consistently support the company. That loyal behavior is seen because those people consistently have reasons to support the company. If you observe that people are loyally supporting your company, that is because they have reasons to do so (for example, you might be paying them to show up and do shit. Or maybe they think the shit they are doing is important or fun).

People who want something from you for less than it is worth will try to convince you that loyalty is something you owe them or that they have earned from you because if you believe the lie that loyalty is a reason for action that makes it easier to get you to give them something for free.

CaptObvious ,

We’re going to have to disagree about allegiance being a behavioral motivator since means a strong feeling of support. That seems impossible to express in any way except motivated action.

People who want something from you for less than it is worth will try to convince you that loyalty is something you owe them or that they have earned from you

On this we totally agree. It’s bullshit.

TitanLaGrange ,

No, I agree that allegiance is a behavioral motivator, but I think it is distinct from loyalty and that people tend to conflate the concepts (similar to how people sometimes conflate or confuse infer/imply and borrow/lend).

Loyalty, a behavior, can be observed; allegiance, a commitment (maybe supported by emotion, maybe not), cannot.

CaptObvious ,

Allegiance and loyalty are synonyms. Both are nouns. They are defined in terms of each other:

loyalty
Word forms: plural loyalties
uncountable noun
Loyalty is the quality of staying firm in your friendship or support for someone or something.
I have sworn an oath of loyalty to the monarchy. [+ to]
This is seen as a reward for the army’s loyalty during a barracks revolt earlier this month.

Synonyms: faithfulness, commitment, devotion, allegiance

allegiance
Word forms: plural allegiances
variable noun
Your allegiance is your support for and loyalty to a particular group, person, or belief.
My allegiance to Kendall and his company ran deep. [+ to]
…a community driven by strong ties and allegiances.

Synonyms: loyalty, duty, obligation, devotion


<span style="color:#323232;">--Collins COBUILD Advanced Learner’s Dictionary. Copyright © HarperCollins Publishers
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gaydarless ,

I’m learning that second point right now and it is tough.

CaptObvious ,

It is. Especially if it catches you off-guard. Hang in there.

masquenox , to asklemmy in What is the biggest lesson that employment has taught you?

I learnt meritocracy is a joke long before I discovered that it was literally invented to be a joke.

CanadaPlus ,
culpritus ,
@culpritus@hexbear.net avatar

it’s the same story of ‘pull yourself up by your bootstraps’ too

FlaminGoku ,

At least meritocracy makes sense vs the physically impossible bootstraps one.

Also, i thought ghengis khan was all about meritocracy. That and marrying off his daughters and sending the kings to die.

masquenox ,

Also, i thought ghengis khan was all about meritocracy.

No… Genghis Khan wasn’t a joke. Meritocracy is.

intensely_human ,

What a unique take on that phrase!

Holzkohlen , to memes in This is the way

We could reduce the numbers of Nazis like this as well. All in favour?

SkySyrup ,

Aye

Filipdaflippa ,

What if I told you that’s what the Nazis did to people they didn’t like…

mrpants ,

Ohh wow you are very smart

GreenMario ,

Oh were not simping for Nazis on Lemmy any time soon. Twitter is that way -->

LetterboxPancake ,

They did breathe as well, what’s your solution to that?

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

They built trains too so I guess we’d better rip up the train tracks

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

Then I’d laugh and dismiss you

Here, watch:

😄😂🤣

Natanael ,

Now compare the reasons why for not liking them

interdimensionalmeme ,

This will go, just fine

PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/O_q12qYrCN0

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

GreenMario ,

Ought to disable Piped bot til it’s fixed. The videos don’t play. Google API shenanigans.

EmpathicVagrant ,

Eh I always upvote him anyway, he’s working the best he can!

Carighan ,
@Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

Have them poached for their horns and tusks? 🤔

LetterboxPancake ,

The lower horn of those Nazis is worthless, it barely counts as an aphrodisiac.

shifted_drifter ,

Not even L’rrr would touch the stuff

TropicalDingdong , to memes in When I was young

Can we start a gofundme for @Zerush to buy more pixels?

There is enough jpeg artifacts in this one to fill a museum.

ummthatguy ,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

It’s dangerous to go alone take this:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/56e9cdf0-c15e-45a2-8e39-24c4eabfe831.jpeg

Edit: Based on this original ad featuring Debbie Reynolds

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ffcf4b9b-de2f-4f4f-a7b1-6ad28ce84108.jpeg

TropicalDingdong ,

Oh thank golly. My mimsy feels so much cleaner.

ummthatguy ,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
TropicalDingdong ,
powerofm ,

So it’s fake…

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

It's real...

..ly high resolution compared to the OP.

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass ,
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

Damn, it’s so much sharper that it cut me.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

… wait, what do the remaining 1 out of 10 Hollywood actresses use?

I bet it’s kebab based markup.

DeathbringerThoctar ,
Glide , to piracy in I'll never understand this kind of mindset.

“Fuck them, I’ve got mine” pro-capitalist mindset in the wild.

ryathal , to memes in shrooms?

Just follow standard survival advice. Don’t forage for mushrooms. Starving to death is better than poisoning yourself and starving to death.

MsFlammkuchen , to programmerhumor in the hardest exam question
  1. It’s not PHP.
  2. I don’t know. I didn’t think I’d get this far.
Klear ,

It’s not Malboge.

bastion ,
  • It’s not PHP
  • It’s already implemented in browsers
Hexarei ,
@Hexarei@programming.dev avatar

PHP has gotten really good over the past few versions, actually. Lots of really great stuff has been added, it feels like it resembles rust more every release lol

racketlauncher831 ,

PHP10: We now allow interop with Rust!

PHP11: We now allow writing code directly in a .php file and compile it with rustc.

Hexarei ,
@Hexarei@programming.dev avatar

Can’t forget the intermediate step of PHP 9: PHP borrow checker

WarmSoda , to memes in It's the same fake argument every time they try to take away your rights

The way .ml cries everyday about TikTok being banned you’d think it was an actual real life crises for all of you.

Multiple counties have already banned the app (as well as other ccp government apps) years before the US started trying to. Where was all the out cry then?

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

.ee users and simping for every lib policy. Name a better combo.

WarmSoda ,

Aww did mommy and daddy go to sleep already so you could use the computer?

TokenBoomer ,

Dune 2 on mushrooms?

Omniraptor ,

can’t find any western countries that have it banned for the general public

FiniteBanjo ,

Yeah that’s true, while it’s being debated in a lot of places the only current bans I can find any news on are for government officials and employees. Now that I think about it, doesn’t that make Biden’s TikTok illegal?

makeasnek OP ,
@makeasnek@lemmy.ml avatar

Rules for thee not for me

WarmSoda ,

Afghanistan.
Australia.
Belgium.
Canada.
Denmark.
European Union.
France.
India.
Lativa.
Netherlands.
New Zealand.
Norway.
Pakistan.
Taiwan.
United Kingdom.

All have banned the app either from government employees to a nationwide ban.

makeasnek OP ,
@makeasnek@lemmy.ml avatar

“You can’t use this at work” and “You can’t use this ever” are very different things.

WarmSoda ,

That’s correct. Not every country on that list limits the ban to just govt employees.

How many apps has China flat out banned? Movies? The actual Internet?

Gabu ,

How many apps has China flat out banned? Movies? The actual Internet?

So what you’re saying is that 'murica is just as bad as China

WarmSoda ,

Hardly. Banning one app for security is nowhere near as bad as blocking most of the entire world because you don’t want your citizens to see it.

Gabu ,

Are you even remotely aware of the level of spying going on in 'murica, by 'murica?

WarmSoda ,

No I live in a magical cave where I’m blind to everything, just like you are.

Thorny_Insight ,

This is a bit dishonest. Only Afghanistan and India have banned TikTok from citizens and neither of them are western countires. In every other country you listed it’s just about government devices.

Jako301 ,

Most governments even semi big companies don’t allow whatsapp or other meta products on their hardware, is that precedent enough to ban meta too? Very few apps comply with the GDPR requirements needed on company/government hardware.

Look, I despise Tiktok too, but most arguments on here are just “muh China bad” or “look at these other people doing something”

FiniteBanjo ,

TBH the comments are always filled with “Fuck TikTok” so it doesn’t feel like an organic trend of posts to me.

WarmSoda ,

In .ml? Lol no it’s all weirdos complaining how bad the US is.

FiniteBanjo ,

Yes but Lemmy isn’t as bad as Hexbear, a very large number of us still think the CCP is even worse.

WarmSoda ,

Oh definitely, hexbear is a special kind of special

Gabu ,

In .ml, yes. You know, the instance I’m currently posting from. Also, only a complete blind idiot wouldn’t see that the US is a shithole.

WarmSoda ,

-and other things highschool kids say to be edgy

Gabu ,

'murican can’t comprehend the existence of places outside 'murica. More non-news at 11.

WarmSoda ,

Did you finish your homework tonight?

Gabu ,

I finished my free higher education a while ago :)
It was at a time when I really didn’t need to make too many free healthcare visits.

match , to memes in eww
@match@pawb.social avatar

native ppl: these dudes are sickly, scurvied, and so pale they look like they’re about to die, we have to give them food

europeans: they bring us offerings! they must think we’re gods, probably

Madison420 ,

The white people as gods myth likely comes from Australia where pale people were thought of as ghosts and treated well and given things they’d need on their trip to the aboriginal afterlife of sorts.

visor841 , to programmerhumor in Too much detail in this error message from EA

Sounds like a “temporary” error message.

IHeartBadCode , to programmerhumor in A good book can change your life
@IHeartBadCode@kbin.social avatar

Maybe I'm not Rusting enough.

embed_me ,
@embed_me@programming.dev avatar

Correct.

Source: am a crusty-asian

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