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PrivateNoob , to memes in No regret.

Shit this dude didnโ€™t lie. Insane.

far_university1990 , to memes in it's gross

๐•ฏ๐–Ž๐–Š๐–˜๐–Š ๐•ถ๐–”๐–’๐–’๐–Š๐–“๐–™๐–†๐–—๐–˜๐–Š๐–๐–™๐–Ž๐–”๐–“ ๐–Ž๐–˜๐–™ ๐–“๐–š๐–“ ๐•ฐ๐–Ž๐–Œ๐–Š๐–“๐–™๐–š๐–’ ๐–‰๐–Š๐–— ๐•ญ๐–š๐–“๐–‰๐–Š๐–˜๐–—๐–Š๐–•๐–š๐–‡๐–‘๐–Ž๐– ๐•ฏ๐–Š๐–š๐–™๐–˜๐–ˆ๐–๐–‘๐–†๐–“๐–‰

Fudoshin ,
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Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!

MacNCheezus ,
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Asudox ,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

Sieg

LittleBorat2 ,

You used the wrong font there. This is not the federal republic font.

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
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SPRICH

TwoCubed ,

DEUTSCH

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
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HURENSOHN

LillyPip , to technology in AI-generated images now appearing in Google image search results

Well, of course. The search algorithm has no way to know the difference.

SorteKanin ,
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AI generated images often contain model and prompt metadata so in fact it could potentially tell the difference. Not that that should necessarily mean the image should be excluded.

zwaetschgeraeuber ,

Screenshot and its gone

lloram239 ,

Almost every image website deletes EXIF metadata.

glibg10b , to memes in Bankruptcy is lifesaving

filling for bankruptcy

inside a month

Go back to school

SnotFlickerman , to memes in Tis the Season
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The reason for the season is banging babay.

theguardian.com/โ€ฆ/risk-of-penile-fractures-rises-โ€ฆ

AlfredEinstein ,

Wow! Thatโ€™s a real article. And it mentions reverse cowgirl and broken penises resembling eggplants.

God bless us. Every one.

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Twelve rimmers rimming Eleven pipers piping Ten pervs a-creeping Nine ladies stripping Eight tits a-milking Seven edgers edging Six freaks roleplaying FIVE GOLD COCK RINGS

Restaldt ,

4 strap ons

3 holes in everyone

2 vibrators

And a broken cock for Christmass

RIP_Cheems ,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

You can break your penis???

CalicoJack ,

You can, and it hurts about as much as youโ€™d imagine it would.

RIP_Cheems ,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Well now Iโ€™m scared

vexikron ,
TrivialBetaState , to linux in Is Ubuntu deserving the hate?

Snap has a locked and proprietary store, even if the client is FOSS. There is no reason to โ€œhateโ€ Ubuntu but there are better choices.

cmeerw ,

There is no reason to โ€œhateโ€ Ubuntu but there are better choices.

What are those better choices then (for those who currently use the non-LTS Ubuntu releases and donโ€™t want to move to rolling releases or LTS-only releases)?

huskypenguin ,

I was an Ubuntu person for a long time, and when reading criticism about the inability to upgrade versions, I realized that had been my entire experience. I decided to give a rolling release a chance, and itโ€™s been amazing.

I use arch(installer)btw. ๐Ÿง AURs are pretty ingenuous, which is just pulling and compiling a git. Maybe a little less secure, but look at what happened to the snap store this year.

If you want to try a rolling release but didnโ€™t want to use Arch, thereโ€™s always Fedora, & OpenSuSE Tumbleweed.

Outside of that, for non Ubuntu distros you could do OpenSuSE regular, or for true LTS use Rocky. Or take the red pill and go with Hannah Montanaโ€™s Linux.

joojmachine ,

You pretty much described Fedora. Non-LTS stable 6-month release cycle with 1 year of support for each release.

Auli ,

Never touching Fedora again. Itโ€™s a corporate distribution. As much as people might say otherwise redhat has a lot of pull over it. Look at the lawyers getting involved over pulling out the codecs.

joojmachine ,

Your loss, itโ€™s a great distribution and if you spent even a couple of minutes in our forums youโ€™d see that the RedHat pull is due to them actually collaborating and being and active part in the community.

De_Narm , (edited ) to linux_gaming in Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney was asked by Verge why there is no support for the Steam Deck for Fortnite

If only they had the funds for just a few more programmers, but alas, they barely survive off their niche title as is.

Fluid , to fediverse in Lemmy's active users are up again for the first time since the exodus
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Related to the recent reddit mobile site update that straight up breaks the website perhaps? (Cant scroll, canโ€™t interact)

HerrLewakaas ,

Donโ€™t these people test their shit before release? Hobby devs have better qc than reddit

brbposting ,

I thought that may have been intentional anti-adblock (just speculating).

Ashtear ,

Was my first thought. /r/friends doesnโ€™t work on the mobile site now and thatโ€™s the only thing I ever go to back to Reddit for anymore. Thatโ€™s one content stream I canโ€™t duplicate anywhere else.

Ram_The_Manparts , to fediverse in Lemmy's active users are up again for the first time since the exodus
@Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net avatar

Hexbear be like ๐Ÿฅฑ

Murvel ,

Yeah shit, it was when redditors found you freaks that most of them left

What_Religion_R_They ,
comrade_pibb ,
@comrade_pibb@hexbear.net avatar

๐Ÿฅฑ

Alaskaball ,
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camelbeard , to memes in History go brrrr

I donโ€™t really think a country, where half of the population support a terrorist group, that recently performed one of the worst attacks on innocent people the world has seen in a long time, really has the right to claim any moral high ground.

NoIWontPickaName ,

Neither do the rest of us on the list.

We just full on support it and give weapons to people who have already proven they do not care about innocents

camelbeard ,

Yeah supporting any side in this conflict or acting like one side is good and the other is bad is just too simplistic.

Giving any side more weapons, isnโ€™t going to bring a long term peaceful solution.

The only way out is with negotiations, not with more violence. Both parties need to make concessions.

Habahnow ,

The other โ€œhalfโ€ are who I care about. Theyโ€™re getting killed by Israel non descriminately, while, Hamas( a group Palestinians donโ€™t care for, who has taken control of Gaza by force)ignores their needs.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

Also worth questioning exactly why Hamas is so ascendant compared to the much more peaceful PLOโ€ฆ Not saying there werenโ€™t still problems back then but nothing, nothing like this

Nimux ,

Do you condemn american natives who attacked settlers ? There are no innocents in a settler colonial project, thatโ€™s like calling a card-carrying member of the Nazi party an innocent.

The native jews are a very small minority. Most of those โ€œinnocentโ€ chose to be there and partake in this genocidal apartheid state.

Israel has no right to self defence, because it has no right to exist. If the Jews have to have a state (which isnโ€™t necessarily a good thing as it gave European countries an excuse to not tolerate them as they could always โ€œgo back homeโ€), why not put that state in Germany ? You know, a country that actually did something to them.

On the other hand, the UN recognized the right of the Palestian people to fight against the Israeli occupation, which was explicitly described as an apartheid state on the same level as South Africa at the time.

You have no idea how history work. How do you think anti-colonial partisans all around the world were treated by the occupying press ? Itโ€™s never โ€œpeople legitimately fighting for their countryโ€, always โ€œunjustified targeting of โ€˜civiliansโ€™ and โ€˜state officialsโ€™โ€.

Israel isnโ€™t there to protect Jews or any such fantasies. Jews lived in Palestine before the colonial project, and they will continue to live there after it.

hardcoreufo , to memes in trust me bro

IRS is good. There are definitely Hamas bunkers under the credit lendors servers. Erase all the debt.

Lev_Astov ,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

And also under Intuit headquarters.

Yamainwitch ,

Thereโ€™s mega bunkers under Nestle too because Nestle

ekky , to memes in Core Values

*than

Unless you meant that all conservatists gladly convert to socialist views once confronted with true information.

That one word changes the meaning of the meme drastically. ;)

hungryphrog , to memes in Earth has a cold

pleasebefahrenheitpleasebefahrenheitpleasebefahrenheit

GamesRevolution ,
@GamesRevolution@programming.dev avatar

We donโ€™t use freedom units in Brazil

hungryphrog ,

fuuuuuuuuuuck

Alivrah ,

Thatโ€™s right; Brazil uses Cโฐ (Caralhโฐ) units.

For example, 60โฐ is โ€œhot pra Caralhโฐโ€

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Likewise, many temperatures can be considered โ€œfrio pra caralhoโ€, but itโ€™s a phrase one should never utter near a Curitibano

SlopppyEngineer ,

The heat index โ€” a combination of temperature and humidity โ€” hit 58.5 degrees Celsius (137 Fahrenheit) Tuesday morning in Rio, the highest index ever recorded there. Actual temperatures dropped slightly on Wednesday, but were forecast to rise again to 40 degrees Celsius (104 F) on Thursday.

Yeah, thatโ€™s Celsius.

peopleproblems ,

holy shit

Phen , to memes in Earth has a cold

Brazil is so tall it has like 6 different climatic regions. 5 of them are currently a burning oven and the other one is drowning in constant rainstorms and cyclones.

yum ,

Either way Iโ€™m gonna be wet all the time, be it rain or sweat.

CowsLookLikeMaps ,

Orโ€ฆ nevermind.

minstrel ,

thats what she said last night

IrrerPolterer , to lemmyshitpost in BIRDS.

Lol, eight maids a milkingโ€ฆ Slaves. Heโ€™s sending you slaves darling.

capt_wolf ,
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

Or heโ€™s letting you in on a very specific fetishโ€ฆ

oo1 ,

are cows included? or are they a-milking something else?

IWantToFuckSpez ,

Only Hucows

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

Each other, which is why the sex matters

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Consider the gender distribution of:

  • eight maids a-milking
  • nine ladies dancing
  • ten lords a-leaping
  • eleven pipers piping
  • twelve drummers drumming

Some deep fetish shit is about to go down

TheSlad ,

Hey them pipers and drummers could be ladies! Its current year

ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited )

All 140 humans, including the 30 lords, are slaves. You donโ€™t otherwise โ€œownโ€ humans like birds or rings.

Calculation by Vihart

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Excuse me theyโ€™re dinner.

letsgo ,

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  • CoderKat ,

    Or hired to do a show, since English isnโ€™t that specific. Being gifted someone dancing doesnโ€™t usually mean you own that person. It just means someone was paid to dance as a show for you.

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