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steeznson , to linux in Btw

You should try gentoo as a therapy replacement next. It’s basically the adult version of maintaining a long running Animal Crossing save.

Every morning I wake up, grab a coffee and update my system @world. Almost every day it goes without a hitch and I watch the system evaluate and resolve any incongruities that might emerge from updates by itself. Other times I might need to make a intervention in the dependencies to guide it to a resolution; but it’s a small nudge in the right direction, like tweaking a miniature ship inside a bottle.

This is partially tongue in cheek but I unironically get a lot of joy out of administrating my PC: Having it completely customized and working exactly like I need it to.

milicent_bystandr ,

Gentoo: the Tamagotchi Penguin

nyan ,

Well, you do have to feed, er, update it at least every six months if you don’t want to be left with an unholy mess to clean up.

0x0 ,

I’d advise every week, within six months a lot has changed and you may end up with messed-up inconsistencies.

nyan ,

Six months is the max that’s supposed to be supported. (Longest no-update period I’ve ever sorted out was twelve months. Possible, but time-consuming.)

delirious_owl ,
@delirious_owl@discuss.online avatar

Fucking amateur. Linux from scratch

0x0 ,

USE flags are so addictive…

Socsa , to programmerhumor in Are you comfortable with front-end or backend?

Bend over and I’ll show ya

msgraves , to memes in Good Idea

arson :3

fxdave , to linux in Tried Arch for the first time | My experience and impressions

Try donating projects you would like to use. If your adobe subscription amount is going to gimp and inkscape, you are buying yourself into the future of freedom. If you buy adobe, you will limit yourself more and more.

hayk OP ,

How much do you think I earn to afford paying for Office or Adobe? :) i’ve never paid for any of those, even though I’ve been using Adobe since CS5.

As for donating: i agree, for now i sometimes help in contributing to the codebase in a bit smaller apps i actually can fix things in.

mister_monster , to memes in Seggs

Me IRL IRL.

MigratingtoLemmy , to linux in Tried Arch for the first time | My experience and impressions

Out of curiosity, how did you piss before?

Aye, well, the Arch install process is almost like a rite-of-passage in learning more about Linux. Do Gentoo next, and good work!

hayk OP ,

Out of curiosity, how did you piss before?

lying on my back like all normal people

Do Gentoo next, and good work!

was planning Nix to understand the whole reproducible build idea, but Gentoo is a good suggestion too! will try that

MigratingtoLemmy ,

What is your opinion on gravity?

hayk OP ,

A free-falling observer lives in a locally Minkowskian space-time, so feels no such thing. So I like my metric flat.

soupuos , to linuxmemes in Just because it’s better than windows doesn’t make it good

I know a lot of people like macOS, and I’m sure they get a lot done with it. For me however, it’s easily my least favorite popular OS. That’s even considering the terminal running zsh by default, which is miles ahead of Windows.

A quirk that recently bit us at work is that Safari has a maximum allowed version based off your OS version. Now if it was just me as a user, I’d download a 3rd party browser. However, as a developer, I have to build solutions that work for every “reasonable” browser. This means I can’t use features that every modern browser has, including Safari, because Safari from 4 years ago didn’t have it.

squigglycunt ,

at my last workplace we used a service called browserstack which cost something like 10$ a month, it allows you to run almost any combination of os/browser versions. you can even set it up to access a local server if you’re running one on your device machine for example. took out all the headache of running the specific ie version that the client was reporting bugs on it worked great but you can definitely find similar services to suit your use case

soupuos ,

Thanks for the callout! We actually use browerstack too, but only for exceptions like that one. It’s not part of our typical process. Really cool software

the_seven_sins , to linuxmemes in Backdoors
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Ever wondered why ${insert_proprietary_software_here} takes so long to boot?

sus ,

because AbstractTransactionAwarePersistenceManagerFactoryProxyBean needs to spin up 32 electron instances (one for each thread) to ensure scalability and robustness and then WelcomeSolutionStrategyExecutor needs to parse 300 megabytes of javascript to facilitate rendering the “welcome” screen

Sotuanduso , to programmerhumor in Are you comfortable with front-end or backend?

You wanna work weekends?

Kit ,

No, but it inevitably happens all the fucking time

perishthethought ,

Just happened on Friday

Coworker: client says they need this problem solved by Monday. Can we hop on a call this weekend?

Me: Why exactly do they need this solved by Monday?

Coworker: uhhhh…

Yeah no. Talk to you on Monday.

sbv ,

The higher up I go, the more I ask why. And the more often “eh, I guess next release will be fine” is the answer.

xmunk ,

Just say no! You deserve to enjoy your weekend and you should never work without at least time in lieu.

sorrybookbroke ,

Hello [XMunk], we’d like to thank you for your time here at this company and we understand this may come as a surprise but due to the current corporate ‘right sizing’ the company is undertaking we are sad to inform you of the cessation of your responsibilities. We wish you the best in your future endeavours and hope in the future you may rejoin our family. Due to internal performance reviews we understand that you are not eligable for severance benefits, but if you sign the attached forms we will be happy to help you out in receiving your Vacation pay.

Our best, BookBrokeCorp

xmunk ,

Awesome, I look forward to my four months of severance!

electricprism ,

There is a rule, meetings will take up as much time as there is, so if you don’t put a cap on it, it will be hours not 30 minuets.

The same rule applies to work schedule planning, you will work weekends unless you plan not to.

And you will raise respect of you when you just say no you have already promised the time to the misses or someone else of importance.

lemmylem ,

Jobs that only do weekdays are such a blessing, I hated working rotating shift!

Vigilante , to memes in Seggs

4chan users be like :

(Also they’re dilusional and don’t look like that)

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

i think channers are pretty well represented by the childish pepe meme

FlyingSquid , to memes in "Cancel Culture"
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Never mind Christians- long before this “cancel culture” bullshit started, Republicans were perfectly happy to censor the Dixie Chicks and basically destroy their careers because they dared to criticize George W. Bush.

I’ve never heard any of them say that was wrong of them, just that cancel culture is the worst thing ever.

TimeSquirrel , to memes in "Cancel Culture"
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Anyone up for some D&D?

DrSleepless ,

Man, my friend got all his D&D stuff taken away in 1984, he bought new stuff and left it at my house, which was fine by me as he said I could use it even if he wasn’t around.

octopus_ink ,

For anyone who isn’t aware of the Satanic Panic, this was a pretty fun time to be a D&D player:

gizmodo.com/a-brief-history-of-satanic-panic-in-t…

gizmodo.com/how-we-won-the-war-on-dungeons-dragon…

AnarchoNoAdjective ,

I believe the culture war junk is part of distract and divide tactics. ‘hey parents don’t worry about all the bloodshed from neoliberal policies, your kids are summoning demons!’

creamed_eels ,

That’s why I wear my “Let’s summon demons!” shirt at every opportunity.

oatscoop ,

You can’t just mention D&D and Satanic Panic without sharing the Chick Tract.

octopus_ink ,

:D I absolutely should have. I think I had at least a half dozen of these specific ones in physical form at one point back in the day.

Edit: Last time this came up I learned of this. 😀 youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNYxu1LqkyT3Ihj7l2n2WS…

Got_Bent ,

I love that there’s a reference to the Tom Hanks classic Mazes and Monsters in there.

Funny thing about the eighties. I was absolutely forbidden from playing dungeons and dragons but was totally allowed to play wizardry, Ultima, and bards tale.

Explain that parental logic.

I do feel I missed out. Never did get to play the real deal.

octopus_ink ,

I think tabletop gaming and D&D are having a renaissance in recent years - I bet you could find folks to play with easier than you think.

I haven’t played in decades myself, but my son does, and so does a good friend of mine (who is even older than me) and his kids, and seemingly half the people I know.

I would theoretically love to play, but I have other life circumstances that have required me to cut gaming time of any kind to 0 for awhile.

You should give it a shot if you can!

I love that there’s a reference to the Tom Hanks classic Mazes and Monsters in there.

That’s been on my rewatch list for awhile. I don’t think I’ve seen it since it was new. One of these days… :)

Hackerman_uwu ,

Only if we can listen to a Judas Priest record backwards.

Quackdoc , to lemmyshitpost in FF Evangelists
@Quackdoc@lemmy.world avatar

I will never not be upset at people who don’t realize how ram works

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’d say it’s more the unwillingness to switch from shitty Chrome as if it was a bad thing to do.

Quackdoc ,
@Quackdoc@lemmy.world avatar

Chromium browsers have a lot of issues, and so does firefox, but ram usage is not one of chromes weaknesses, Chromium regularly preforms better for me then firefox does under low ram scenarios, Both in terms of chrome being responsive, and in terms of chrome not crippling everything else around it.

Zoidberg ,

This is correct. Ive helped a bunch of people (in Linux) complaining that chrome was eating all their ram when in fact it wasn’t. Memory management is hard and it’s easy to look at the wrong indicators.

It does love its ram but not as much as people think.

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in FF Evangelists
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Firefox is for the weak.

Real men use NCSA Mosaic.

AnUnusualRelic ,
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I just telnet to port 443.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Me circa 1993: This world-wide web thing is interesting, but it will never replace Gopher.

True story.

iknowitwheniseeit ,

Me too! I remember mansplaining to my girlfriend at the time how long it would take to visit a page and download images, and how nobody would wait that long to see pictures of cats. I underestimated how much people really want to see cat photos.

AnUnusualRelic , (edited )
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Gopher had Veronica. With the WWW, look at the mess we have.

JoMiran , to programmerhumor in Are you comfortable with front-end or backend?
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Sounds like sexual harassment.

CanadaPlus ,

Lol yes, I was expecting a very different joke.

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