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davel , to memes in Toothpaste
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Toothpaste commercials put comically large amounts onto toothbrushes to fool people into buying several times more than they need.

brianorca , to memes in Toothpaste

When you have a few inches flat at the end, fold it over and tape it. Repeat as needed.

SubArcticTundra OP , (edited )
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That an idea. I was considering using a hydraulic press

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
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Have you tried squeezing it between your ass crack?

SubArcticTundra OP ,
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Never needed to push that hard

SilentStorms , to memes in boycott Nintendo products

I can’t believe there’s people in here that don’t understand that this is a joke.

Omega_Haxors ,

…joke?

Pogbom ,

It’s so close to reality that I’ll forgive it :P

Krauerking ,

LOL oh come on. I loved Yuzu a lot, and what they did to Bowser is fucked, but this is not all close to anything Nintendo has done.

EmpathicVagrant ,

Wait what did who do to bowser??

I live under a rock.

AnUnusualRelic ,
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He’s been fired. He’s in talks with Sony now.

samus12345 ,
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They’ve made him lose to Mario countless times!

garbagebagel ,

Not even a good joke either, it’s like Facebook tier memeing

Lev_Astov ,
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The fact it’s almost believable is both real and a serious problem.

Death ,

Despite understanding that it’s a joke, i don’t think that it’s a meme This is just a picture of text joke

NocturnalMorning , (edited )

You’ve been banned from /memes

zarkanian ,
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This is just a picture of text joke

I think you just described every “meme” I’ve ever seen.

AeonFelis ,

And I can’t believe that there are people like you that still underestimate how gullible people can be.

Doof ,

You know sometimes jokes fall flat

Churbleyimyam , to memes in How often had I overlooked women's contributions ?

Good trip-up one. Good old periods. Good old not getting your girlfriend pregnant.

Sanguine , to memes in Toothpaste

Little tip: use the edge of your counter to flatten it out nicely (just grab the bottom part and run it against the edge, both sides)

theneverfox ,
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Agreed, leading into a quick personality test:

Do you squeeze from the back cleanly, or do you just make a fist around the middle like a subhuman animal?

SubArcticTundra OP ,
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The former, as I’m sure most distinguished individuals on Lemmy do.

zifnab25 , to memes in boycott Nintendo products

Nintendo gets to do this (the Yuzu shit) because so many other developers have stopped making anything except slot machines.

gandalf_der_12te , to memes in boycott Nintendo products

(x) doubt

firefly , to memes in How often had I overlooked women's contributions ?

> "... I thought this comment of the professor was an interesting eye opener."

"For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil." (Genesis 3:5)

Having your eyes opened to believe nonsense is the goal of such so-called 'education'. For all we know the notches were a tally of successful hunts or a scalp tally. Or maybe the notches were to allow a sinew or leather wrapping to adhere to the bone, possibly being used as a handle for a tool. And who trusts a mere picture being held up as scientific evidence of anything?

Delusional people like to read their preconceived notions into everything. The eugenics supremacists in the education racket tell you that your ancestors were cave-dwelling monkeys so you filter artifacts through that lens and confirm that your ancestors were cave-dwelling monkeys.

Anyone who believes that man began living in caves and tried to make a calendar on a bone is an neanderthal cave-dweller's son.

MutilationWave ,

Savannah dwelling apes, not cave dwelling monkeys.

HollowNaught , to memes in How often had I overlooked women's contributions ?
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I’m confused by this quote - no sane person would assume a male did something just because we say man did it. In this instance, man would simply be referencing humanity

The want to define whether a male or female did it without any evidence is simply sexist

AstralPath ,

Isn’t it a shame though that the way we refer to humanity as a whole is by using the specific word that represents only half of humanity?

Its not hard to see how this is exclusionary. Honestly, how many people immediately conjure an image of a woman in their head when someone says “man’s first attempt at X”? Male as the default is the root of the issue here. Its not difficult for us to use more suitable language like " humanity" or “humankind”.

Sandi clearly isn’t up in arms about the language used here, she’s just simply pointing out this exact problem. First thought is of a man’s work. Only through thoughtfully examined details do we invoke a woman’s presence. Men are the default, but why? Many of these ancient cultures revered their women; attributed vast amounts of the success of their people to them and we set up their historic legacy into the future with poor choice of words. Its sad, really.

Fortunately things are changing for the better.

HollowNaught ,
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I agree that English is a constantly changing language, with many words meaning the same thing or single words meaning multiple different things. It’s the case with the male man, derived from werman, as is such with many other words

But your point ignores what I was trying to say

Anybody who feels the need to specify gender with such limited information is simply being sexist. Neither male nor female should be assumed in this instance

This goes for people other than those in the post; scholars and students should be held accountable alike

Whether these historic individuals were male or female is irrelevant. Only their creations truly matter

AstralPath ,

I get you. All I have to say is this in response: Its easy to say that specifying gender is irrelevant when the speaker is a man. Women have been forgotten or purposely obscured in history books since forever. There’s nothing wrong with positing that a woman may have done X. If there’s an obvious potential for female context, why suppress it?

Player2 , to memes in Toothpaste

Try tablets, less waste and less messy

altima_neo ,
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Tablets?

robotica ,

Probably commented on the wrong thread

Player2 ,

No actually, sorry for being unclear

cosmicrookie ,
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Player2 ,

Interesting report, though for me they have been just as if not more reliable than paste. Been using them for a few years exclusively and my oral health has actually improved, though that might be coincidence.

Either way, the most important benefit for me is the lack of a plastic package. I just put the tablets in my old metal tin, very efficient!

SubArcticTundra OP ,
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Woah never knew this existed

altima_neo ,
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Sounds like a not great alternative

Player2 ,

I have not seen a consensus that they are not as effective, and they have definitely been great for me personally. Once you dissolve it in your mouth, it’s literally the same thing as traditional paste: same active ingredients, foaming, the lot.

Player2 ,

Toothpaste tablets. Pop one in mouth, chew, instant toothpaste. So nice to travel with too since they’re dry

altima_neo ,
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I’ve never heard of it, interesting.

Thcdenton , to memes in How often had I overlooked women's contributions ?

d e e p t h o u g h t s

Safipok , to memes in How often had I overlooked women's contributions ?

Cool thought, but why is this in meme /C/ ?

Asudox , to memes in Toothpaste

Men when no nut november ends.

Grant_M , to memes in boycott Nintendo products
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I get my Nintendo fix via Super Tux and Super Tux Cart

broguy89 , to memes in boycott Nintendo products

Clearly the father made a lot of money off that social media post. Nintendo is only trying to protect its IP!

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