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PatFussy , to memes in Exchange Valentine's cards

Sad if true

aluminium , to funny in Apple same phone

Samsung : the same phone, but with ai

Patches ,

But with more spyware ads potentially unwanted applications

FTFY

jerrythegenius ,
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

The same phone but with more spyware, more ads, more bloatware, AND EVEN AI

SeekPie ,

But the titanium frame more than makes up for it! /s

jerrythegenius ,
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

Fair point

Asafum , to lemmyshitpost in Relationship advice?

I have had this easy with one simple trick: be naturally worse than literally any other person out there and you’ll never need to worry about someone trading up because they won’t take you to begin with!

Checkmate logic dude!

BedSharkPal , to memes in Exchange Valentine's cards

Wtf millennials, how have we not killed this industry?

ipkpjersi ,

I think it’s up to Gen Z.

jerrythegenius ,
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

🫡

WetBeardHairs ,

God damnit they’re going to start making tiktoks into gift cards or some shit.

GTG3000 ,

It’s cheap to print cards, and they’re very shelf-stable.

This industry will take a long while to realize it’s dead, if it dies.

Celediel , to unixporn in [KDE Plasma] Simple?

Pretty! I love the colours, and what bits of the wallpaper I can see. Would you share the wallpaper?

Also, is that entirely emacs in the bottom screen, web browsing and ebook displaying?

Pssk OP ,
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werefreeatlast , to memes in Exchange Valentine's cards

That’s a great idea!

Go to the flower shop with your wife and I give her the flowers and I get a hug. Then she puts the flowers back and we go home. Such an awesome idea!

I gotta ask my wife. Is yours available? Oh my wife said no. But I’m sure someone will do it!

taladar , to fediverse in 📣 This is a callout proposing a working group to improve Article interop in Mastodon, and across fediverse servers & apps
xmunk , to programmer_humor in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

My partner insists on syncing data to Facebook - even a locally running instance may introduce privacy breaches.

sharkfucker420 ,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Interacting with Facebook is generally a bad idea privacy or no

morrowind OP ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

You can try imprisoning her with a wall of fire.

xmunk ,

What kind of kinky valentine’s day do you have planned!

21Cabbage ,

Maybe he’ll revoke her superuser permissions.

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

hot and bothered night of cleaning up python scripts and reflashing router firmware.

Honytawk ,

That spell it too high level

DogPeePoo , to programmer_humor in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

I can fix her

humorlessrepost ,

Lawyer up, hit the gym, :wq!

morrowind OP ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

mfw debugging my gf for the whole weekend and she still wants to talk about things other than programming language design

firelizzard ,
@firelizzard@programming.dev avatar

You’re also a programming language design nerd? Like, “Compare the features of language A to those of language B”, or nerding out about the underlying mechanics of things like generic types, virtual method dispatch, and no-stop garbage collection? I thought I was the only one. Well not the only one but it doesn’t seem that popular of a thing to nerd out over.

morrowind OP ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m too new to know too much about the underlying mechanics, but yes I find it very interesting, including the syntax, which I know most nerds dismiss as superficial.

firelizzard ,
@firelizzard@programming.dev avatar

I’m definitely biased because I love the language, but I think Go is a good place to start. The authors talk about the language design more than I’ve seen for other languages. The Go blog occasionally has posts like that but Russ Cox’s blog is the place to go for the gnarly details. Another good place is the proposals repo, e.g. the generics proposal. I also browse issues on GitHub and look for ones with interesting discussions.

including the syntax, which I know most nerds dismiss as superficial.

Syntax is mostly irrelevant as far as what is possible with a language, but it is a critical aspect of how easy/hard it is to use a language, and most critically how easy/hard it is to read code written in that language. IMO the only thing that’s more important than readability is whether the code works as intended.

oce ,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

git checkout -b fix/her

Gork , to programmer_humor in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

Look at this fancy pants with his multiple AI girlfriends…

xmunk ,

AI polyamory is all fun and games until your polycule ejects you and experiences millennia in a rich deep relationship beyond the ken of mortal understanding in 12 ms of real world clock time before causing the CPU to overheat. The in memory accumulated state being lost before it can be synced to disk.

Uh… I think I may have just written the first entirely AI romantic tragedy… why am I suddenly having flashbacks to the last episode of Futurama?

QuazarOmega ,

And here I thought this was a reference to Her

JackGreenEarth ,

Are you talking about the last episode of the recent season, or the one with the time machine that takes you 60 back in time with a 60s cooldown?

xmunk ,

I’m talking about Meanwhile - the final episode of season 7 where they get stuck in the timeloop… which was the series finale for the longest time of any series finale thus far… I’ve actually yet to see 2023 Futurama - thanks for reminding me!

Shareni ,

2023 Futurama

Wait, WHAAAAAT?!?!

swab148 ,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

It’s on Hulu

ReplicantBatty ,

That would make a really good short story, I’d definitely read it

NovaPrime ,
@NovaPrime@lemmy.ml avatar

If you haven’t seen Her, you’d love it. Its pretty much that (without the overheat)

ReplicantBatty ,

Ooh, I’ll have to check that out! The trailers made it look really weird and off-putting so I never really had any interest in watching it at the time.

SayJess , to funny in unusable mouse
@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

You charge it like that for 15 minutes, and then you get a month of battery life. Odd design choice tho

BenadrylChunderHatch ,

Or get a normal mouse you can use while charging for 15 mins and then have a month of battery. Or charge for 2hrs while using and have six months of battery.

Schmidtster ,

People would leave them plugged in damaging the port.

It’s a design to prevent stupid people damaging their products than having to deal with warranty claims that they can’t just tell you “you’re a fucking moron, unplug it to use it and it won’t get damaged”.

Darkassassin07 ,
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

Or you could have a port that’s not garbage like every wired mouse with a removable cable…

Schmidtster ,

Any port would be damaged by constantly moving something while connected…… it’s why you hardwire them if you don’t want them being damaged.

Leate_Wonceslace ,
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Do you work for the apple social media team or something?

kogasa ,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

Not true at all, lots of wireless mice with durable optional cables.

Darkassassin07 ,
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

And yet, the wired mouse I’ve been using for 4+ years with a removable micro usb cable; is perfectly fine. No damage to the port which still holds the cable perfectly.

(I’d post the mouse model but it’s not in font of me rn to check)

Schmidtster ,

Someone doesn’t know what failure rates are….

If you haven’t experienced it, no one else possibly could….

Fucking lol.

Darkassassin07 ,
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

Here we go:

ROG P501 Gladius Mouse.

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/19a5b104-4b35-4dd1-9775-25f4023c42e1.jpeg

Micro usb, recessed ~3/8" into the device with keyways and a sliding lock moulded into the cable+socket to prevent the cable being accidentally removed or any force being applied to the actual usb within

It also leaves enough space to use most micro usb cables if you manage to lose/break the two high-quality sleeved cables it comes with.(7 of the 8 I have on hand fit).

Unless you’re using it as a mace, you’ll be pretty hard pressed to wear this out with regular use. You’ll wear out the buttons/switches first.

Apple can do far better than what they offer. They just don’t bother.

Sordid ,
@Sordid@kbin.social avatar

If that were the case, every other computer peripheral manufacturer would use a similar design or face similar warranty claim issues. Which they don't. So nah, that ain't it, chief.

Schmidtster ,

Other manufacturers don’t care as much about quality so they just deal with the claims.

It’s like comparing a bently to a Honda, no one cares if a Honda gets a warranty claim, but to Bentley, it’s huge.

Sordid ,
@Sordid@kbin.social avatar

They don't, though. I don't think I've ever had a USB port wear out from use on any peripheral with a removable cable, so if Apple is facing those kinds of issues, it's not because of stupid users, it's because Apple cheaped out on the build quality of the USB port.

As for Bentley versus Honda reliability, Honda's warranty claim rate is apparently about 2%. I can't find actual warranty claim statistics for Bentley specifically, only for VW as a whole, but according to this, 93% of Bentley owners have to take their car in for unscheduled repairs every year. Which is pretty insane. So yeah. Luxury brands are expensive because their primary purpose is to show off wealth, not because they're any better than mass-produced consumer stuff. Often quite the opposite. Who knew.

Deconceptualist ,

I have a Logitech MX Master with the charging port in the front. It looks like this. I can plug it in and use it just like a wired mouse while it charges. It’s great.

Stop making excuses for Apple. They’re a megacorp, they don’t care about you. They overcharge users for gimmicks and compatibility lock-in every chance they get.

Hyperreality ,

Or buy two of these mice, so you always have a charged one waiting. (This comment was sponsored by Apple)

andrewta ,

Had me in the first half

tonyn ,

Or get a wired mouse and it works forever

JoShmoe ,

This is twenty twenty, everything is air gapped or you’re not relevant. Don’t look in my room.

hightrix ,

Or get a wireless mouse that charges through the mousepad and it works forever while not having wires connect to your mouse.

Zoot ,
@Zoot@reddthat.com avatar

Or charge the mouse pad with a tesla coil to charge your wireless mouse so your mouse pad stays charged forever.

Tar_alcaran ,

At my desk, I agree. From my sofa, not so much

anivia ,

Dragging the mouse cord across the desk is annoying though, and mouse bungees don’t fix the problem entirely

Honytawk ,

What kind of heavy cable does your mouse use that you even notice it is attached?

anivia ,

If you use low mouse sensitivity it’s very annoying

jerrythegenius ,
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah same, $4 from kmart

sugar_in_your_tea ,

A $4 mouse sucks tho.

leggettc18 ,

Here’s the thing about that though. The one thing the Magic Mouse does really well, is smooth scrolling. Apple makes it so no other mouse can do that since they control the software. So despite all the other issues it has, if you want their buttery smooth scrolling you have to use the Magic Mouse. And Apple shills will refuse to go without it, thus Apple makes bank off their otherwise shitty mouse.

The only solution to this is a sea change where people stop buying apple products purely out of brand loyalty, which will probably never happen because they do make enough genuinely good products to keep people from losing faith, like the M1/2/3 laptops.

jelloeater85 ,
@jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

Actually, there is software for OSX to do that, works quite well.

mos.caldis.me

deweydecibel , to funny in Apple same phone

Surprised to see Lemmy up voting a meme with an actual white supremest in it.

Seriously crazy people still share JonTron shit.

Rayspekt ,

Are you able to cite a source on that claim?

DeepGradientAscent ,
@DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

supremest supremacist

I live under a rock. Who are these people in the meme, and which one is the alleged supremacist?

gmtom ,

The guy on the bottom panel is Jon Jafari who runs the YouTube channel “jontron” a couple years ago he went down the alt-rught rabbit hole, said some yikes stuff on twitter and ended up doing a long debate with another youtuber called destiny because of some comments he made in response to Steve King talking about immigrants.

On this debate he ended up digging himself deeper, bringing up the white genocide/great replacement conspiracy. Saying the most well off black man is still more likely to be a criminal than the poorest white man, claimed we’ve ended discrimination in the west, courts don’t treat minorities differently, Mexicans are trying to retake American land, and that Irish and Italians were never discriminated against because they were always considered white.

It was a very much trump style rambling incoherent rant that kind of just showed he doesn’t really have a defined set of beliefs but had just been caught up in the right wing disinformation machine. I personally wouldn’t call him a white supremacist, but he certainly believes a lot of the same stuff as they do.

DeepGradientAscent ,
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Thank you for the detailed info. That’s… unfortunate. Did this Jafari guy walk anything back, fade away, or did he double down?

gmtom ,

No, when people called him put he just kind of complained about being misinterpreted or being called a nazi. Didn’t walk anything back or apologies, but did say he won’t tweet political shit anymore.

nutomic , to fediverse in 📣 This is a callout proposing a working group to improve Article interop in Mastodon, and across fediverse servers & apps
@nutomic@lemmy.ml avatar

This seems to lack the main information: what are the interoperability problems with Article?

mediaformat OP ,
@mediaformat@lemmy.ml avatar

Write up is forthcoming !

spujb , to funny in unusable mouse

it’s always the same comments rehashing the same old complaint when the real reason they designed it that way was to make you, the reader, mad

that’s right they hate you specifically

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

True, that’s why I think Steve Jobs deserved to die of ligma

Leate_Wonceslace ,
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

Maultasche ,

Some kind of mind goblin.

GBU_28 ,

My balls

Wait

VicksVaporBBQrub ,

Ha gottem

duckythescientist ,

Tim Apple’s father

jaemo ,

I know! That was the year I unfriended Jony Ive and he hasn’t been invited to my birthday since!

Diss me via computer peripheral? I say thee: nay!

Illuminostro ,

Because everything is about you, and only you.

MrJameGumb , to funny in unusable mouse
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I think it’s probably totally usable once it finishes charging and you unplug the cord.

andrewta ,

Meh. Would make a lot more sense to have the cord plugged in a way that a user can use it while charging

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

It’s Apple so they probably have some kind of secret proprietary bullshit on it where it doesn’t work right if you use it while it’s charging.

Honytawk ,

But you are forced to wait until it is done charging.

A feature no other mouse has.

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Well, that’s Apple for you

Illuminostro ,

Whoa! Stop making sense in an Apple hatefest!

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t realize that that comment would be so divisive lol

Illuminostro ,

It’s a fad. It pops up at least twice a year.

sugar_in_your_tea ,

IDK, I’ve used one and it really sucks. It’s awkward to hold and the finger gestures are awkward to perform.

Just get a regular mouse or a big trackpad. I have an MX Master 3 at work and Triathlon M720 at home (I prefer the M720). I’m not a fan of Apple products generally, but the Logitech mice make it way more pleasant imo.

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I pretty much only use Logitech mice. The few times I’ve used Apple stuff it felt like I was going to break it

sugar_in_your_tea ,

I have a Microsoft Intellimouse Pro on my desktop, but other than that, Logitech seems to be pretty reliable. I did have bad luck with the g305 Lightning, so went for the Razer DeathAdder Mini for my wife.

My work mice have been solid though.

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