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terminhell , to memes in Unpopular Opinion

A lot of the clients I do work for in the MSP I work in, this is half truth. Yes, a sizeable portion of servers are running a Linux based hypervisor, to serve windows VM’s.

Pringles ,

Vmware? I’ve seen hyper-v used, but it’s rare imo. And the reason for it being rare is the performance, at least that’s how I see it. Vmware is just way more efficient. Not sure about Azure Arc HCI though, I recently had an old colleague tell me that they are switching to that.

CeeBee ,

Even Microsoft has stated that the majority of the servers being run on Azure are Linux. An MSP usually manages small businesses and maybe a couple midsized businesses. And then ask the doctors clinics, dentist offices, etc.

Most small business owners are stuck in the early 2000s “can’t use some weird open source commie crap made by some kids in his mom’s basement to do real work” mentality.

I worked at an MSP myself for a number of years and the fear of anything not Microsoft was palpable.

Arghblarg , to cat in I met a lovey cat out and about
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Cat.

FuglyDuck , to cat in I met a lovey cat out and about
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Congratulations.

You are now the imperial scritcher. You don’t get to stop.

ImmortanStalin , to memes in Unpopular Opinion

There are so many contradictions here I don’t even know where to start. Is this one of those debate bait memes?

Hyperreality , to memes in For Free!

You can't siphon a trucks gas just because it has a blue line flag. Most modern cars have an anti-siphon valve, so that causes issues.

Instead, you locate the fuel tank and drill a small hole in it. That way you can let the fuel collect in a tub or jug. On lifted trucks this is even easier. Drill the hole, pop a large jug under it, perhaps use a small rubber hose or funnel.

Remember to leave them a little note that you've drilled a hole, so they can go get it repaired and not leak fuel everywhere attempting to refill it.

tim-clark ,

Just shove tampons down the filler tube or any non fuel liquid

too_high_for_this ,

Corn syrup

db2 ,

Install a self-tapping valve, then you can drain the next tankfull even easier.

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Unethical Life Pro Tips!

HikingVet ,

Self tappers are great. Don’t forget your gasket so they don’t notice a drip.

jaybone ,

With this approach it’s best to not leave them a note.

altima_neo , (edited )
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May as well take that cat converter while you’re down there, for good luck.

6daemonbag ,

Is that why I couldn’t siphon my gas that I needed for a generator after a hurricane? Not only did I fail at what I thought would be an easy task, I got sick and threw up in my 95⁰ house

InputZero ,

Yup, you got a lung full of gasoline vapors and nothing else. You need a car siphon pump, they’re super cheap and available at any auto store. You just gotta make sure it’s got a long hose on both sides and a tube for air to get into the tank. If the hose is too long just cut it. Those stick ones don’t work on every car cause some gas tanks have slight bends.

Stephen304 ,

Pro tip for sucking volatile gases, you can suck air into your mouth and push it out your nose without it going into your lungs. I do that when I clean glass pieces with iso when there’s still some vapors present. If you exhale out your nose while you do this you can be extra sure none goes into your lungs. Granted you should also be sure you’re actually pulling liquid if you’re trying to syphon, but at least you wouldn’t be pulling into your lungs.

6daemonbag ,

Haha yeah that was my method. I was just too stubborn and, combined with the heat at the time, courting disaster.

Stephen304 ,

Ah I thought you meant that you got sick from getting the fumes into your lungs. That’s unfortunate.

valkyrie ,

Citation needed.

Stephen304 ,

Why don’t you just try it…? It’s not that hard to do. Just relax your sinus muscles and close your lips, then alternate between using your tongue to fill the space in your mouth pushing air out your nose and moving your tongue out of the way to create a void, sucking air back in. If you can coordinate this while also alternating between closing your sinuses and opening your lips while you create the void in order to suck air in your lips, and then closing your lips and opening your sinus so that the air gets pushed out your nose, then you’ll be able to pump air from your mouth out your nose without using your lungs.

valkyrie ,

I guess I’m not really following the technique. But let me ask this: Regardless if you aren’t getting air to your lungs then there is no point of breathing right? Since the lungs are the ones that get the oxygen into your bloodstream. If using the technique above is actually effective, wouldn’t you choke because of not getting enough oxygen?

Stephen304 , (edited )

Yeah so you’re essentially holding your breath while you do it, so you’d need to take a break to breathe in and if you’re trying to siphon you would need to seal your lips to prevent losing your progress / prevent the liquid from falling back down. But you can exhale while doing it, which also helps to make sure your don’t accidentally inhale whatever fumes you’re “pumping”.

Granted it’s kind of a silly thing to do and only marginally useful. Each cycle only moves a mouthful of air so I only find it useful for clearing trace amounts of isopropyl fumes from vapes and pipes without hurting my throat, but a fun trick nonetheless if you have the coordination. And depending on the fumes it might still burn your nostrils a bit.

Maybe the better way to explain the technique is: you can close the back of your throat and move your tongue back and forth to push air in and out of your mouth. You can also close your lips and do the same motion with your tongue to push air in and out your nose. All you really need to do is alternate between the two so that instead of pushing the air back out your mouth, you push it out your nose.

gravitas_deficiency ,

Or: sugar!

too_high_for_this ,

Corn syrup dissolves better in gasoline

TinyPizza ,
@TinyPizza@kbin.social avatar

bleach will oxidize the entire engine and seize it after several miles. No turning back from bleach.

RightHandOfIkaros ,

In case anyone can’t tell this is sarcasm, this (intentionally causing damage to private property belonging to someone else) would be considered vandalism, which is a crime. Please do not commit crimes.

jaybone ,

Life of the party right here.

JUST IN CASE YOU COULDNT TELL THIS IS ALSO SARCASM.

too_high_for_this ,

But crimes are fun

FordBeeblebrox ,

Also despite what those cartoons told you crime fuckin pays and it’s expensive to be poor, also fuck the police so 🤷‍♂️

Hyperreality ,

Pro-tip: Sometimes fucking the police also pays.

CADmonkey ,

Raw eggs and water in the gas tank takes less work, although you don’t get gas out of it.

greenmarty ,

Good manners can’t be left out , indeed.

Raiderkev ,

Just hope you don’t make a spark while drilling

Hyperreality ,

That's the good thing. AFAIK most tanks are plastic nowadays.

buzz , (edited ) to memes in appreciate it
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The most unbelievable thing about this meme is that linux nerd has a hot cat girlfriend.

Srry but u are just as undatable as Typescript or react developers - they just gonna keep learning new frameworks that do exactly the same thing spending all the time they have while ignoring the hot gf until she just dumps you for some plumber.

jaybone ,

Plumbers make bank.

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Depends where

ipkpjersi ,

So do Linux nerds lol

ignotum ,

Plumbers make bank, linux nerds make bank systems

Resolved3874 ,

As a new Linux convert nerd with a hot girlfriend it does happen.

buzz ,
@buzz@lemmy.world avatar

Pic or it didn’t happen.

Resolved3874 ,

I mean. How would I go about proving that. I’m currently just imagining the look on her face when I tell her we need to take a picture with my lemmy username in it so randoms on the internet believe I have a hot girlfriend. lol We go to the beach this weekend though. soooooo I’ll leave it up to you to remind me to do this lol

Treevan , (edited )
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“You wouldn’t know her, she goes to another school”.

Resolved3874 , (edited )
sheogorath ,

This really grinds my gears especially when working with the junior devs. They are always preaching about this new hot library and tried to refactor the whole app based on this cool article written by some well known developer. When I asked about their reasoning behind the chance they’re only able to link the blogpost made saying that X is bad and Y is the way going forward. I asked them what situation where they actually cannot solve an issue using X in a project and whether they can prove that using Y is the panacea for all of our woes, they all go silent.

Afterwards I always tell them it’s fine to look for new ways to do things. But before you go to try to propose such a big change at least write some PoC demonstrating the strength of the new thing when they have some downtime.

ganymede , (edited )

agree 100%

have also noticed an uptick in “new is always better, those old ways are so dumb and they were so stupid” mindset.

not sure if this is directly part of the reason, but the upshot is you don’t need to learn the fundamentals. you’re protected from learning how things actually work, because there’s always a bloaty house of cards chain of libraries to keep you separated from reality.

and of course its always easier to write off all of the fundamentals as ‘pointless old garbage’, than actually challenge yourself with any of it.

then you can enjoy a false sense of superiority, not because you overcame anything, but by never even trying.

“undefeated”, not because you ever won, but because you never fought.

and its not the “kids these day’s” fault. training institutions are corrupted by greedy suits, its all about the $$$s and pumping unprepared grads out at a blinding rate is more profitable (short term).

axont , (edited ) to memes in Its sad. .

I can’t put into words how much I despise modern stadium country. It’s like the opposite of art. I grew up in the south around people who could only stomach country music like that. Everything else to them was too weird, or not white enough.

The closest analogy to country music are the movies fascists made, like the ones Hans Steinhoff and Goebbels directed. Completely banal plots and lack of artistic value. The only reason they were made as to communicate fascist rhetoric and fulfill a quota of cultural markers.

That’s all modern country music is. It’s the music of boring middle class white people who feel uneasy if their specific cultural touchstones aren’t constantly reinforced. There have to be trucks, land ownership, high school football, generic American jingoism, glorification of alcoholism.

The most common thread in this shit music is that anything outside of a middle class conservative white lifestyle is to be mistrusted. The girl from a small town who goes off to college in a big city, but realizes her home was truly out in the sticks. The song about how country values make a person more virtuous or fun. “Don’t go over that hill, don’t go looking for anything further.” It could possibly be a sweet sentiment if it weren’t for the target audience: comfortable white shitheads who drive a $80,000 Ford truck in the suburbs.

treadful ,
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At least with propaganda it’s the ruling class messaging the citizenry. In this case, at least for the most part seems self-inflicted and without purpose. People just gravitate to whatever fits their identity.

That’s all modern country music is. It’s the music of boring middle class white people who feel uneasy if their specific cultural touchstones aren’t constantly reinforced. There have to be trucks, land ownership, high school football, generic American jingoism, glorification of alcoholism.

Well written.

can ,

At least with propaganda it’s the ruling class messaging the citizenry. In this case, at least for the most part seems self-inflicted and without purpose. People just gravitate to whatever fits their identity.

Don’t forget the record labels. Mega corporations are the ruling class of our society.

axont ,

Oh no, absolutely not is country music self inflicted. Modern country music is part of the same propaganda network as everything else in capitalism. The whole Nashville and Georgia country scenes have been connected at the hip with conservative money since at least the 1970s where Nixon had a country campaign song. Then there was Reagan showing up at the Grand Ole Opry. It’s a useful vehicle to spread and satiate the thirst for white supremacy.

There’s also Clear Channel Radio (currently iHeartRadio) which is run by ideological conservatives.

Also there’s some kind of money floating around to suddenly promote the odd country song or two, like that Rich Men in Richmond song, or that stupid Jason Aldean guy. Every now and then you’ll see a random headline like “country star fights back against woke-ness in new song.” And that’s the propaganda.

treadful ,
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Parasites hopping onto a culture to exploit it for their own gains is not really the same as state propaganda. I don’t think there’s some shadowy group inventing this music to control the masses. Though politicians would no doubt pander to (or even weaponize) a group if they can. And people will absolutely try and profit off it.

It’s just a bit of a leap to ascribe low brow music to some grand conspiracy. Or at least if that is, then every culture is a conspiracy.

axont ,

I guess I don’t see much of a distinction between those exploitative parasites and the state actors. I’m on the side of Althusser here, where the state is both a structural arrangement and a set of ideological norms. In that sense, you could say all culture is a conspiracy, as in a conspiracy to replicate the content and character of one’s class interests.

I don’t mean to say there’s a shadowy group creating it, rather, there’s a shadowy group that gives a platform and representation to things that promote their own interests. Or something they can flip around and sell back to you. Capitalism is crafty like that, like Che Guevara t-shirts.

tigeruppercut ,

Fuck clear channel. They ruined radio across the entire country

BigNote ,

I believe that mainstream country turned to shit in the 80s, not sure why. My theory is that it’s down to the money men in Nashville turning out an increasingly phony product for commercial reasons, but I don’t actually know enough about that aspect of the business to have an informed opinion.

Fortunately there’s always been legit musicians turning out excellent alt-country or Americana, or whatever we want to call it. Also a lot of the older country musicians never completely sold out either.

bufordt ,
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Late 80s early 90s. When they started making 80s pop music with slide guitar and a twangy vocal and calling it country.

The final nail in the coffin was when country music radio refused to play Johnny Cash’s Unchained album.

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BigNote ,

That sounds about right. I also think that at some point around that time the big Nashville labels decided that it made more financial sense to get behind a specific type of cultural and political messaging than it did to simply let the music be whatever it wanted to be.

Long gone were the days of Loretta “The Coal Miner’s Daughter,” and Johnny Paycheck “I Owe my Soul to the Company Store,” and while we still had Guy Clark and Townes Van Zandt and their protogé young Steve Earle, for the most part mainstream country and western was turning into formulaic corporate crap.

UlyssesT ,

The closest analogy to country music are the movies fascists made, like the ones Hans Steinhoff and Goebbels directed. Completely banal plots and lack of artistic value. The only reason they were made as to communicate fascist rhetoric and fulfill a quota of cultural markers.

That sounds exactly like the kind of slop in genres from video games to shows to movies that chuds attempt to sell to other chuds under the pretense of being “based” or “nonpolitical” mockeries of stuff they consumed before.

Empricorn , to memes in Unpopular Opinion

“Bricks are used in most corporate structures… Brick-layers are boot-licking capitalist class-betrayers!”

What a stupid take…

bookmeat , to memes in Unpopular Opinion

It was never unintentional. It benefits is all to have them use it, too.

Mac , to internetfuneral in not even you

It’s true. Starcadian is too good to be immune to.

tacosplease , to memes in For Free!

If you saw someone stealing from a thin blue line person. No you didn’t.

grean , to memes in Cheers my dudes

I thank Pope Gregory XIII who introduced calendar according to which today is Friday.

reverendsteveii , to internetfuneral in not even you
RizzRustbolt , to memes in Unpopular Opinion

Every time I see this meme format, my brain plays a clip of “But you don’t have to take my word for it.”

DJArbz ,

Take a look, it’s in a book…

jerkface , to internetfuneral in not even you
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I know. That’s why I got rid of tv in the 90s and won’t stay where commercial radio is being played.

Discoslugs ,
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and won’t stay where commercial radio is being played.

Omg. Radio is the most propagandized media. It hurts my brain when it is playing.

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