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xavier666 , to lemmyshitpost in Boxing

Fun fact: if the girl punched with the same velocity as a mantis shrimp, her arm would have come out of her shoulder socket joint.

lowleveldata ,

Aren’t the strong body parts what allows them to punch so fast? Therefore if she was able to punch so fast her body should be fine as well

xavier666 ,

I would be inclined to agree with you, but shoulder dislocation during a punch is not uncommon in boxing. There was a viral video regarding this where the boxer dislocated his arm due to the sheer force of his punch (missed the opponent), the coach put it back in, and then went on fighting in the same round.

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Unless if she also have enamel laminated fist, then yeah she would be unharmed while whoever received those punch will be pulverised.

Viking_Hippie ,

I can see how that would be slightly disadvantageous for the second fight, yes… 🤔

xavier666 ,

The good thing is if she can land the punch, a second fight won’t be necessary :D

Viking_Hippie ,

Except a championship usually consists of more than one fight… Unless she’s already the defending champion or top challenger.

In which case she probably could have won fairly 🤷

xavier666 ,

Time to learn from the crustacean how to grow arms as well

Viking_Hippie ,

If I had a nickel for every time I’d been given that exact advice from a well-meaning boxing expert…

ShaggySnacks ,

I’d have two nickels-- which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

thrawn ,

I think if my opponent removed the head of their last challenger and still had an arm left, I’d back out of that fight. I imagine next in line would too

Viking_Hippie ,

Depends: you could have been trained by immortal Chinese sorcerer Lo Pan, evening the odds out somewhat 😉

lostme ,

Well she got 2 arms, doesn’t she? :>

Viking_Hippie ,

Sure looks like It. On the other hand (pun intended), as far as I’m informed, most boxers actually need to use BOTH arms in order to win…

Astongt615 ,

Not if you punch with the velocity if a mantis shrimp

ICastFist ,
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Gotta be a pretty crazy opponent to not just concede after seeing this fight.

But then again, whoever comes up for the 3rd fight will have it easy

ulterno ,
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But if she hit the target, which hopefully had enough resistance, all she would have is a comminuted fracture.

morrowind ,
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Since she’s larger than a mantis shrimp, I’d be inclined to scale up the speed accordingly.

ZarkleFarkle ,

Speeds scale up in their technology using advanced geometries we don’t fully understand today.

I_Fart_Glitter , to nostupidquestions in Why does the urge to go to the bathroom increase when we get home?

The Joann Fabric and Crafts near me stopped offering a restroom to customers during Covid and never went back (understandable). But knowing that I can’t go while I’m there has created a situation where nothing makes me need to take a shit more urgently than browsing fabric and craft supplies. Luckily there is a Target next door.

xavier666 , to selfhosted in How do I download YouTube videos in 1080p instead of 4k with yt-dlp?

I didn’t want to do this but RTFM!

Aatube , to showerthoughts in What if instead of the Summer and Winter Olympics it was the wet and dry Olympics?

ain't sweat wet

angrystego ,

All Olympics are Sweat Olympics

HoustonHenry , to lemmyshitpost in The ring of fire

Someone dropped the cherry?

Johnmannesca ,
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And then maybe farted in sheer panic?

HoustonHenry ,

Pushed it right through, think you’re right

DaGeek247 , to piracy in What do ya'll think of camming (filming newly released films)?
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I ended up using a cam for a movie from 2009 to check to see if the movie had differences between the theater version and the DVD release. It didn't but it was neat that I could, 15 years later.

So I respect it, but also, good god will I never actually watch them for the actual movie itself.

Petter1 ,

😮never thought about the archive function of CAM releases

Don_Dickle , to nostupidquestions in Who or what is Jerma?

Why can’t I create an Out Of The Loop community?

lord_ryvan ,

Do it on an instance that allows you

VinesNFluff OP ,
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You’ll need to have an account on an instance that allows community creation.

I have a lemmy.world account specifically to create communities, I then give my actual account modding rights and that’s how I do stuff.

Once you do, hit me up. I’m sure I can both answer AND ask questions. Keep it alive.

DudeImMacGyver , to piracy in What do ya'll think of camming (filming newly released films)?
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No thanks

malfisya , to lemmyshitpost in maple beans rule

I hate that I laugh at this. It is utterly stupid.

flambonkscious ,

…you say that like it’s a bad thing?

Lost_My_Mind , to lemmyshitpost in The ring of fire

That’s right where my balls would have been!!!

i_dont_want_to ,

Goodness gracious great balls of fire

some_guy , to asklemmy in How to deal with being bald?

Polish your head so it’s really shiny to the point of blinding people on a sunny day. At least get some laughs out of it. Sorry you’re unhappy with the outcome. The good news is it’ll grow back.

ryan213 , to piracy in What do ya'll think of camming (filming newly released films)?
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Reminds me of the good ol’ days in the 90s. Watching cam recordings and people standing up or taking loudly the entire movie.

Haven’t watched a cam recording in decades. Don’t plan on doing that again.

MrJameGumb , to lemmyshitpost in The ring of fire
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This is why you don’t eat the flaming hot Cheetos on long road trips

UtMan1988 , to lemmyshitpost in maple beans rule

You’re going to spend all that time photo shopping a woman with beans in her hair, but you’re not going to use a still of Anne Margaret from the movie “Tommy”? The only woman to look hot while covered in beans, chocolate, and soap simultaneously? You primate!?!?

I_Fart_Glitter , to showerthoughts in What if instead of the Summer and Winter Olympics it was the wet and dry Olympics?

Moist Olympics

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