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JasonDJ , to lemmyshitpost in Twitter

Maybe he should buy Alphabet and rename their search engine.

Ooh or he could buy out Kleenex and rename that.

What the fuck would make someone throw out the name Twitter? It wasn’t a bad name. It wasn’t like…Phillip Morris or something.

radicalautonomy ,
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Maybe he should buy Alphabet and rename their search engine.

He’d probably do it because of his hatred for “aLphABeT PeOpLE!” like his own kid. That fucking prick. If he were on fire, I’d piss on him, but not at the base of the flames.

Zink ,

I think all he managed to do, other than torching a legendary amount of money, was to create a bunch of easy content for some lazy college students in marketing 101. The ones who don’t want to dig to find something more interesting and nuanced.

0x0 ,

I don’t think he has $1T, which is half the market cap

pyre ,

“wasn’t a bad name” is the understatement of the year. it was one of the most successful brand names ever. normal people with functioning brains would kill to have a brand that’s so ingrained in the language, especially without the threat of genericizing the trademark.

xerox didn’t want people to use xerox as a generic verb to mean photocopy, or kleenex the same for a generic tissue.

but Twitter was never used to mean another social media site, and tweeting never means posting on Facebook or Tumblr or whatever. a tweet is specifically a post on Twitter. that’s the perfect brand.

fox2263 ,

He’s been wanting to have an “everything” company named X for years, since before PayPal I think. So he jumped at the chance to ruin twitter of course and rebuild it from the top down

Donebrach , to nostupidquestions in Electoral College and The Numbers | USA question
@Donebrach@lemmy.world avatar

This is the biggest issue and wool over the eyes of American voters. We only focus on presidential elections even though the President holds very little power to affect change (not saying the president of the United States is not a powerful individual, and of course that presupposes a Supreme Court that determines rulings based on law and not political ideology but that’s beyond my point).

You know who actually holds literal power at the federal level? Our state reps and senators.

You know who actually holds literal power at the state level? Our local reps and state senators.

And yet no one pays attention to local politics.

It IS the fault of the current media landscape and educational system that this is the case.

But we (US citizens) could maybe take 5 minutes to actually pay attention to local elections instead of just yelling about “Me President!” for 1 week evey 4 years.

echodot , to asklemmy in Do flat earthers think other planets are flat? All of them or some of them? Are stars (including and excluding the sun) flat too?

There’s no consistency to it. It really depends on the individual.

Nurgus ,

I think you’ll find that flat earthers from all around the globe are in total agreement.

uis , to showerthoughts in If malls continue to shut down and decay over the next twenty years, someone should turn them into retirement communities for GenX and Millennials.

This sounds like such bad idea. Just demolish them.

Bianca_0089 , to til in TIL kobolds in Japan are dog-people because of a mistranslation in a copy of AD&D in the 80s

I always saw kobolds as ‘slightly redder than normal goblins’ in old grindy korean MMOs

graymess ,

Vindictus?

Hikermick , to lemmyshitpost in Twitter

Musk-chan?

uis ,

Musk-tan

RBWells , to asklemmy in What is a product you would never recommend?

Tile countertops. Our house came with them and they are terrible. Who the fuck thought of these?

PraiseTheSoup ,

Can you elaborate on what about them sucks so bad? I don’t know that I’ve ever seen them in real life.

Entropywins ,

The little grout space between the tiles…can’t clean the fucking things well enough and shit always gets in there

RBWells ,

Grout is impossible to clean, kitchens ought not have so many seams to hold bacteria; they also inexplicably had a painted surface that is coming off now. They are so hard they can break a glass if you set it down too hard, and they can themselves also crack.

AdamBomb ,

Counterpoint: granite countertops. You can’t see when or where they’re dirty.

RBWells ,

I do also hate granite countertops. They are ugly! I do keep one granite slab top cart because the cool surface is great for working pastry or chocolate.

Best countertop we ever encountered in a rental was that Corian stuff, I’m sure it terrible for the environment but it was seamless and wonderful. Second place the old old old Formica counters in my old house. Those I could clean with bleach and they survived more than 70 years, so tough.

AdamBomb ,

Yeah, Formica isn’t much to look at, but it sure is functional

clay_pidgin , to lemmyshitpost in I'm pullin' my pork right now!

To see more hog cranking, see !the_pack

MeatPilot ,
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

WHAT WAS THAT BROTHER, YOU NEED TO SPEAK UP!! AROOOOOO!

clay_pidgin ,

SORRY, BROTHER. I WAS MUMBLING BECAUSE I WAS DISTRACTED BY CRANKING MY HOG! ARRRROOOI

MeatPilot ,
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

THAT’S OK BROTHER! WHEN I CRANK MY HOG IT’S HARD TO DO ANYTHING ELSE! I’M JUST RELIEVED YOU ARE OK!

Melvin_Ferd , to lemmyshitpost in I'm pullin' my pork right now!

CRANKING IT

Anticorp , to showerthoughts in Why does 11:19AM have to look so much like 5 till 4PM?

Sometimes they don’t think it be like it is, but it do.

EleventhHour , to lemmyshitpost in I'm pullin' my pork right now!
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

Use a good whiskey for the rub. Mix in some coffee and pepper, let it smoke for a day… woo!

Threadsdeadbaby , to asklemmy in Is your present emotional state part of your present conscious self awareness?

My answer is “nope.”

Slovene , to lemmyshitpost in Twitter

I thought we all agreed to call it shitter?

blindbunny ,

Xitter

uis ,

Musk made CCP happy

Traegert ,

South park called that years ago

Annoyed_Crabby , to lemmyshitpost in Twitter

There’s no such thing as deadnaming a company/corporation/brand, they aren’t a living entity and have no will of their own, the one offended is their owner.

Jumuta ,

except they get more rights

Ensign_Crab ,

And yet Elon’s mad that everyone still calls the platform he’s managed to actually make worse “twitter”.

FlyingSquid ,
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I’m fine with offending Musk by calling his precious website Twitter. Aren’t you?

Annoyed_Crabby ,

It isn’t exactly dead naming, of course i’ll happily do it. I did it for multiple other corporation that change hand and name, i’ll still call the name that i used to call it, confusing the younger generation is a plus, offending the CEO is the goal.

FlyingSquid ,
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Sure, it isn’t really deadnaming, but if you want to offend him, saying it is deadnaming will also help.

Blaze , to fediverse in what happened to kbin?
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