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stebo02 , to lemmyshitpost in Low-pitched gurgling noises
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just wash your hands afterwards, what’s the issue?

the_grass_trainer ,

The texture of that top layer film

stebo02 ,
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you wash it off it’s not that hard

EddoWagt ,

Yes it is

the_grass_trainer ,

It’s still icky

FooBarrington ,

Do you have a problem putting your hand into a toilet bowl filled with shit and piss? If so, what’s the issue? Just wash your hand afterwards.

The issue isn’t that your hand will be forever tainted. Disgusting things are disgusting, even if they don’t have a lasting impact.

stebo02 ,
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that’s because it smells

FooBarrington ,

Brackish dish water smells too. Your hand shouldn’t smell anymore after you wash it. So what’s the difference?

stebo02 ,
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idk what dishes you are doing but my dishwater doesn’t smell as much as poop and urine

FooBarrington ,

Just wash your hands afterwards, what’s the issue?

stebo02 ,
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You’ve replaced the dirty dish water with something far worse and because that’s disgusting, dish water should be disgusting too, and you somehow think you owned me? Or maybe you’re just whiney about water that’s a bit dirty? If you really need gloves for that, it’s your problem but I’m just saying it seems really unnecessary to me.

FooBarrington ,

I’m not trying to “own” you, don’t be childish. My whole point is: people find things disgusting even if they don’t leave a permanent mark. For you, the threshold is somewhere between brackish dish water and a filled toilet bowl. For other people it’s below brackish dish water. Just accept that other people find things disgusting that you don’t find disgusting, don’t try to tell them “but it doesn’t leave a permanent mark, what’s the issue”.

stebo02 ,
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definitely just me who was being childish

aeronmelon , to lemmyshitpost in Her accent makes it so much funnier

When they said “Dicks out for Harambe,” this is not what they had in mind.

CptEnder ,

Damn she could give Judy Dench a run for her money with that annunciation though

DudeImMacGyver , to lemmyshitpost in vvvvvvRRRRRRRRRRR *thunk*
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D:

can , to lemmyshitpost in Why is this allowed in Germany?

Isn’t a heil a bit higher?

Rentlar ,

Meme chart for your reference:

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/753267fa-c5a3-4434-ad0d-05e55d435558.jpeg

Tja ,

So op is calling a taxi in the supermarket…

TokenBoomer , to lemmyshitpost in Reddit moment

Give me the next cliched comment….

I’ll wait.

EdibleFriend ,
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This.

Kalkaline ,
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The narwhal bacons at midnight

i_dont_want_to ,

And my axe!

MyNamesNotRobert ,

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.

Edit: speling

ARk ,

Tell me you’re a redditor without telling me you’re a redditor

GBU_28 ,

“well they should just build public transit there!”

Ilovethebomb ,

If anything, Lemmy is even worse for this one.

PrimeMinisterKeyes ,

To the top with you!

jawa21 ,
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Came here to say this.

Pyro ,

Give me the next cliched comment….

I’ll wait.

RadicalCandour ,

Angry upvote

SerotoninSwells , to lemmyshitpost in Yes, honey, I applied my butt cream
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… enhances the tightening of the butterfly and the meat

Excuse me, what?

ryan213 , to lemmyshitpost in Why not throw a granade in there as well...
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Take that, plant!

Spaghetti_Hitchens ,

Seriously. Fuck that plant

ryan213 ,
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

Just standing there looking all planty. Who do they think they are?!

NoIWontPickaName ,

I heard they’re photosynthesizers

ryan213 ,
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Those bastards!

brown567 ,

It might have had an acorn!

0x4E4F OP ,
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My thoughts exactly… like, it’s dead, let it rest in pieces, sheesh…

httpjames , to mildlyinfuriating in Started looking into ente to replace Google Photos and Gmail marked them as spam
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I’m part of the Ente team. Thanks for letting us know. I’ve passed this along.

hperrin ,

This might help too:

support.google.com/a/answer/81126?hl=en

There’s a “Requirements for all senders” that’s got a note:

Starting February 1, 2024, all senders who send email to Gmail accounts must meet the requirements in this section.

Steveanonymous , to lemmyshitpost in Now we just need one for Cheddar 🧀
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Che Guevara and shredder from tmnt

gibmiser ,

Damn you, I had Che also but couldn’t come up with the second half. Nice combo.

pete_the_cat , to lemmyshitpost in Well suited

The last few seconds are worth it.

LunchEnjoyer , to linux_gaming in GloriousEggroll announces new project to unify Proton runtimes
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This GE guy is doing some seriously good stuff for the Linux community! Gonna leave his pateron below incase people want to donate to to his Glorious Work!

www.patreon.com/gloriouseggroll

Zeon ,

Dude is making fucking $1,080/month off a free software project. I hope he’s satisified with the work he is doing for everyone in the community. Cheers for even better days to come!

lobsticle , to lemmyshitpost in Call me an idiot, but I would die laughing even if something like this happened to me

HURRY! HURRY HAAAARRRRRRRD!

My curling peeps will know what I’m talking about.

flambonkscious ,

Yep, we need a lot more of this great content. CarCurling is thirsty

DudeImMacGyver , to lemmyshitpost in That look... oh, she in trouble
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Sweep the leg

TropicalDingdong ,

You have a problem with that?

ScrollerBall ,

No, Sensei!

Hellnikko ,

No mercy!

21Cabbage , to lemmyshitpost in It'll work, I saw it on the internet

I saw this attempted in person once, actually mounted the tire, it just deflated again a few miles after we put it back on.

On a second look I wonder if the explosion was intentional, considering the fuse.

Motorheadbanger ,

This is for mounting the tyre only; this method burns whatever’s inside the tyre so it actually creates negative tyre pressure, therefore, you gotta inflate it afterwards

21Cabbage ,

We did in fact do that.

moody , to internetfuneral in not a good look

Now throwing someone else’s poo, that’s another story!

thetreesaysbark ,

That’s how you get’em!

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